In the midst of this divisive election season, it’s important to focus on the things that all reasonable human beings can agree on.
For instance, we all know George Zimmerman is a sentient post-Chipotle dump, and he provided us with further evidence today.
The 32-year-old vigilante was acquitted of murdering 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in 2013 and has engaged in several criminal acts in the years since.
Sadly, given his long history of violence it wasn’t all that shocking when Zimmerman hit his girlfriend with a wine bottle or engaged in gunplay with another motorist during a road rage incident last year.
However, Zimmerman is committed to showing the world that he’s a real competitor for the title of Worst Piece of Sh-t on the Planet, so he does things like tweet photos of Martin’s dead body – and auction off the gun he used to kill the boy.
Yes, Zimmerman announced today that he will be selling the weapon that ended Martin’s life – which he describes as a “piece of American history” – to the highest bidder.
“The firearm for sale is the firearm that was used to defend my life and end the brutal attack from Trayvon Martin,” wrote Zimmerman in a social media post.
He added that the proceeds will be donated to organizations that oppose Hillary Clinton, the Black Lives Matter movement, and Angela Corey, the State Attorney who investigated Martin’s death.
“I am proud to announce that a portion of the proceeds will be used to: fight BLM violence against Law Enforcement officers, ensure the demise of Angela Correy’s [sic] persecution career and Hillary Clinton’s anti-firearm rhetoric,” Zimmerman wrote.
Though he stops just short of making specific threats, Zimmerman’s auction announcement reads a violent, paranoid tirade against his enemies.
At one point he complains of being personally victimized by “B. Hussein Obama.”
Asked during an interview with a Florida radio station about how he expects critics to react, Zimmerman responded:
“They’re not going to be bidding on it, so I couldn’t care less about them. I’m a free American. I can do what I like with my possessions.”
And as free Americans, we’d like to exercise our right to remind the world that you’re a talking mound of excrement.
