Blac Chyna to Weight Haters: WTH is Wrong with You?!?

Blac Chyna has something in common with Kim Kardashian.

No, not a sex tape.

Actually, there may be a Blac Chyna sex tape. But we digress.

Chyna also has something else in common with her future sister-in-law:

Both have been the targets of cyber bullying, simply because they are growing a human being inside their womb.

Within hours of Rob Kardashian sharing a picture of Chyna and her baby bump on Instagram, the model has been forced to jump online in defense of herself.

(Yes, in this day and age, celebrities must actually defend their bodies against idiotic Internet users who give them grief for putting on pregnancy weight.)

“To all you people out there with negative comments and insecure words (obviously because you have nothing else to do but criticize the next), I AM HAVING A BABY!” Chyna wrote on social media this afternoon.

“Exactly what do you expect to see?!

“If I walked out in makeup and heels everyday to be beautiful to your means I WOULD BE MISERABLE AND UNHAPPY which are two vibes I refuse to transfer to my little one.”

Whatever you think of Blac Chyna and the Kardashians and this really weird family tree that is growing between them, we really hope our readers are on the side of the star in this case.

Who actually thinks to call a pregnant woman fat?!?

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Added Chyna, in her understandable rant against weight critics:

“If I comment on ya’ll pics and go in on them tired ass weaves or unblended contours i’ll be wrong, right? It’ll be tragic!

“So stop playing and Put Some Respeck on My Name.”

A few weeks after shocking the celebrity gossip universe with their engagement news, Chyna and Rob one-upped themselves last month by confirming they are expecting a child.

He or she will likely be born this winter.

“I feel amazing, and I feel blessed,” Chyna told E! News soon after the baby news broke.

“Fortunately I haven’t been craving anything, which is like really peculiar. So crazy, right?”

Not as crazy as strangers commenting on the weight of another stranger, but yes.

Adorable Ring Bearer Doesn"t Know How to Ring Bear

You can get away with a lot when you"re cute.

No, you can"t get away with stealing cookies off the kitchen counter.

But you can get away with being a ring bearer who doesn"t exactly grasp the concept of what it means to be a ring bearer.

In the following video, we meet a very young man who looks quite dapper and precious in his bow tie.

He"s serving as a ring bearer at a wedding and you can tell he"s pretty confused about the gig from the very beginning.

He"s walking slowly. He"s looking all around. He really isn"t sure what to do.

As he gets closer to the altar, the boy speeds up his gait and seems to finally comprehend what he"s on hand to do.

Until he runs up… hurls his pillow at the bridesmaid… and then sprints back up the aisle.

Fortunately, an adult then swoops in and saves the kid from any further embarrassment.

And any other bridesmaids from being hit by any other pillows.

Check out the funny footage now:

January Jones Bathes With & Moisturizes 4-Year-Old Son: Weird or Whatever?

It’s been a while since January Jones’ name has been mentioned in celebrity gossip circles.

She’s carved out a decent career for herself post-Mad Men with a steady role on the criminally underrated Fox sitcom The Last Man on Earth, and based on her social media presence she enjoys a pretty quiet personal life.

January briefly dated Will Forte, her LMOE co-star (and boss), but they remained friends (and she kept her job) after the relationship fizzled.

Shortly thereafter, there were rumors of Jones dating Jon Hamm, and she got caught up in all that Bobby Flay cheating drama (You might say she was a side dish. #ChefBurn!), but as far as we can tell, she’s still single and focusing on being a mom these days.

But don’t think she’s not bringing plenty of WASP-y Betty Draper weirdness into 4-year-old Xander’s life.

Check out some of JanJo’s comments from a recent interview and ask yourself if the toddler in your life is moisturized enough:

“I like having my baths, and he takes them with me,” Jones recently told People magazine. 

“I’m really strict about getting him moisturized…I may be over-grooming him. I don’t know!”

Is it kind of a weird thing to say? Absolutely.

Are we surprised? Not in the slightest.

We’ve always suspected there are some serious eccentricities aching to break free from that pretty blonde facade.

Strict About Moisturizing should be the title of Jones’ memoirs, which should be scrawled entirely in lipstick on tear-stained pages.

Is it weird that she treats her 4-year-old like he should be out grabbing orange mocha Frappuccinos with Derek Zoolander? Yeah, kinda.

But something tells us that doesn’t even crack the top ten list of strange things January does on a daily basis.

Ariel Winter Flaunts Giant Boobs, Tiny Waist on Instagram

As you probably already know, Ariel Winter has giant boobs.

Even if you’re not familiar with the actress from her work on Modern Family, there’s a good chance you’ve seen one of the many viral pics from her increasingly popular Instagram page.

As you can see, there are two good reasons why Ariel is so popular on social media.

We’re talking, of course, about her impeccably clean bathroom and her remarkable taste in hand towels.

But in all seriousness, we’ve seen Ariel’s breasts on a number of occasions, but somehow we’ve never noticed how tiny her waist is before.

What’s really remarkable (aside from the fact that the girl can stand up) is that this is what Ariel’s Barbie-doll like figure looks like after she underwent breast reduction surgery.

Obviously this isn’t quite as epic as when the many Ariel bikini photos that her most recent vacation yielded, but we’re pretty sure the girl could make a burlap sack with arm and head holes look sexy.

Unfortunately, there’s this odd thing that goes on in her IG comments where it appears that her followers are like 50% pervs (natch) and the other 50% are very vocal weirdos with some political agenda to push.

Oddly, there’s a lot of misogyny from a-holes who think Ariel needs to “cover herself up, gosh darn it!”

Never mind that they’re the ones scrolling through an 18-year-old woman’s Instagram page; the more important point here is that she is covered up!

In her most scantily-clad pics she’s wearing outfits that you could see on any beach in America on any of the day in the summer.

(Okay, maybe not in, like…Juneau or something.)

In fact, that’s the case on just about every page on Instagram!

The site has been known to delete breast feeding photos, so you can be pretty sure that hardcore porn isn’t getting through.

And don’t get us started on the ridiculousness of deleting breast feeding photos.

We don’t like to slip into full Andy Rooney/Dennis Miller rant mode right before naptime, and there are some kids on our lawn who need shooing.

Boob rant over.

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