As you probably already know, Ariel Winter has giant boobs.
Even if you’re not familiar with the actress from her work on Modern Family, there’s a good chance you’ve seen one of the many viral pics from her increasingly popular Instagram page.
As you can see, there are two good reasons why Ariel is so popular on social media.
We’re talking, of course, about her impeccably clean bathroom and her remarkable taste in hand towels.
But in all seriousness, we’ve seen Ariel’s breasts on a number of occasions, but somehow we’ve never noticed how tiny her waist is before.
What’s really remarkable (aside from the fact that the girl can stand up) is that this is what Ariel’s Barbie-doll like figure looks like after she underwent breast reduction surgery.
Obviously this isn’t quite as epic as when the many Ariel bikini photos that her most recent vacation yielded, but we’re pretty sure the girl could make a burlap sack with arm and head holes look sexy.
Unfortunately, there’s this odd thing that goes on in her IG comments where it appears that her followers are like 50% pervs (natch) and the other 50% are very vocal weirdos with some political agenda to push.
Oddly, there’s a lot of misogyny from a-holes who think Ariel needs to “cover herself up, gosh darn it!”
Never mind that they’re the ones scrolling through an 18-year-old woman’s Instagram page; the more important point here is that she is covered up!
In her most scantily-clad pics she’s wearing outfits that you could see on any beach in America on any of the day in the summer.
(Okay, maybe not in, like…Juneau or something.)
In fact, that’s the case on just about every page on Instagram!
The site has been known to delete breast feeding photos, so you can be pretty sure that hardcore porn isn’t getting through.
And don’t get us started on the ridiculousness of deleting breast feeding photos.
We don’t like to slip into full Andy Rooney/Dennis Miller rant mode right before naptime, and there are some kids on our lawn who need shooing.
Boob rant over.
