Thursday, July 7, 2016

Cathriona White Death: Jim Carrey Finally Breaks His Silence

Up until now, Jim Carrey has remained silent about his ex-girlfriend, Cathriona White, who committed suicide in September 2015.


Now, Carrey is ready to speak.  Today, he issued a statement condemning the press, according to People Magazine.



“When I came to Hollywood to make it as a comedian, I soon learned that the details of my private life would be handed out to the media like free dinner vouchers,” the statement read.


“I never dreamed that the people I love most in the world would also be on the menu. What a shame.”


White’s autopsy reveals that the 30-year-old overdosed on prescription pills, including including propranolol, the sleep aid zolpidem, oxycodone and oxymorphone.


On Tuesday, details of White’s suicide note (initially found by police) were made public, which included an apology to Carrey, whom she split up with just a few days before her death.  


Carrey and White dated on and off since 2012, after meeting on a film set.



“I’ve spent 3 days now in disbelief that you’re not here. I can go on brokenhearted and try to put the pieces back. I could, I just don’t have the will this time,” White wrote.


“I’m sorry you felt I wasn’t there for you. I tried to give you my best part.”


As for her funeral, White left instructions to the Ace Ventura star.


“I don’t really know about burial or that sort of thing. You are my family so whatever you choose will be fine.”


“Please forgive me,” she wrote.”I’m just not for this world.”


Carrey did release a statement following her death, stating that he was “deeply saddened by the passing of my sweet Cathriona.


“She was a truly kind and delicate Irish flower, too sensitive for this soil, to whom loving and being loved was all that sparkled.”


Christian Mom Compares Taylor Swift"s Vagina to Ham Sandwich in Graphic Post

You may not be a fan of Taylor Swift’s, especially after her unabashed flaunting of her new, fake relationship with Tom Hiddleston over the past few weeks.



But after the way this Christian mom shamed the singer in graphic fashion on Twitter, we’re Team Tay all the way.


A nasty lady named Jennifer Mayers irresponsibly and erroneously compared her daughter’s vagina to Taylor’s.


Using ham sandwiches as disgusting visual aids.







Yes. Pretty revolting.


And incorrect.


And just every kind of awful.


Basically, she’s ignorantly trying to preach that if you’re Christian, your ham sandwich will resemble that of a porn star’s.


(Yes, you read that right. Ironically, porn stars typically have petite labia, kind of like that represented by the sandwich on the right.)


And because Taylor’s had a few boyfriends in her 20s, Mayers thinks her ham has somehow come loose.


First of all, let’s get the medical facts out of the way:


– Women and their vaginas are all built differently.


– The amount of sexual activity does not change their anatomical proportions. Some have a lot of ham and others less, and that’s just nature.


Secondly, Taylor Swift commentary aside … why in the name of anything that is holy is this sicko talking about her daughter’s vag on Twitter?


Is that in the Bible? Is Jesus cool with this?


And lastly, bringing it back to the pop superstar:


– Of all the famous men Swift has been linked to over the years, no one besides her knows how serious most of those flings were.


– Regardless, Tay Tay can hump as many people as she wants and I’m fairly certain she’d still be a better person than this dingbat.


She stands up for women, attends fan weddings and makes her friends a priority, and even if much of it is done for publicity?


Well, then it’s still far more respectable than slut-shaming others by publicly posting graphic examples of women’s genitalia with sliced deli meat.


Am I wrong? Because after experiencing this, I suspect this woman has single-handedly ruined ham sandwiches forever.


Thank god I’m a vegetarian. 


Kailyn Lowry Flaunts Butt Lift Results in Booty-ful Instagram Pic

Yesterday, we learned that Kailyn Lowry is not dating Becky Hayter, as had previously been rumored.


Does that mean she’s single? We’re not sure, but we’re guessing that a lot of her Instagram followers are hoping the former Mrs. Marroquin is on the market after seeing her latest pic:



That’s Kailyn enjoying some kind of fun summertime activity involving beer and a ball.


But who cares, right?


Frankly she could be riding a purple elephant on Mars, and all the comments would still be about dat ass.


You may recall that Kailyn underwent a butt lift procedure back in January.


Many took it as a sign that her marriage to Javi Marroquin was over, as she scheduled the shaping surgery for a few weeks after he deployed for a tour of duty with the US Air Force. 


It seemed like a way to get her butt back into the dating scene, if you will.


Of course, we imagine that when you get something lifted or tucked in winter, you can’t wait til summer arrives so you can show off the results.


Yes, it’s finally time for Kailyn and her expensive new backside to shine and they’re taking full advantage.


Naturally, folks on the ‘Gram took notice in big way.


Choice comments include:


“Whoa. I didn’t kno u had all that booty!”


“That booty Kail! You are looking more gorgeous then ever. Happy looks good on you.”


But of course there are the low-key haters:


“I really love kail and she looks amazing. But it still makes me sad she got plastic surgery. I think natural os beautiful. I also wish her and javi would stay together.”


And the full-blown ignorant trolls:


“Someone asked why are we so concerned with her booty? We’re not. It’s just funny how she didn’t want her son(Isaac) to look too “ethnic” but yet she went and got a bbl aka ” black girl booty lift” done. Seems alot “ethnic to me.”


Sigh. When the world can’t even agree on butts, it really makes us worry that there’s no hope for the human race.


Ariana Grande: Cast In Hairspray Live!

Ariana Grande is the latest celebrity to board NBC’s Hairspray Live. 


The 23-year-old singer-actress took to Twitter to announce the news to her 39 million followers. 



Her initial tweet certainly got her her fans intrigued. 


“hi i have to tell you something very very exciting today.”


“Most of you know that i’m really just a musical theater geek…. like a really big one… so…. my heart is very full re: this announcement.”


She then let the cat out of the bag.


“I AM NOWWW A CHECKERBOARD CHICK #HairsprayLive #Penny.”


“Penny has been a dream role since Hairspray opened on Broadway. At 9, I was (and still am) in LOVE w @KerryButlerNyc. hope to make u proud,” Grande said.


She continued, “I’M GOING TO BE IN A SHOW WITH @HarveyFierstein AND @KChenoweth IS THIS AN ACTUAL JOKE ……………….” The star added, “Anyway… I’m so honored and beyond excited to be a part of this dream cast…… I will for sure pass out at the table read. #HairsprayLive.”


Ariana started in theater all the way back when she was just 9-years-old, so this is sure to be a very special time for the star. 


Even though Grande is currently a very successful singer, she hasn’t let that come between her acting career. 


She played one of the Chanels in a recurring role on Fox’s Scream Queens just last year. 


Considering her character was killed off, she is not expected to return for the sophomore run of the show. 


Hairspray Live is not at a loss for star power.


Jennifer Hudson and Derek Hough are just a few of the big names already attached to the project. 


Hairspray Live premieres on NBC this December. 


Has this casting news made you want to watch?


Hit the comments below!