Todd Gurley was maybe the only human on the planet unimpressed by Aaron Donald’s 495-pound bench press this week … ‘cause the running back says that’s LIGHT WEIGHT for him. Is he joking? Maybe (probably) … but the clip’s funny anyway. The…
Showing posts with label Lift. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lift. Show all posts
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Saturday, April 28, 2018
Kanye West Releases New Track "Lift Yourself"
Kanye West’s new track is out, and the lyrics include lines like “poopity scoop,” “scoobity doop” and more “scoopity woops.” Kanye tweeted a link to his site Friday, which shows the song is labeled “Lift Yourself Master.” Like a lot of things the…
Tuesday, September 26, 2017
Kourtney Kardashian: It"s Time For a Butt Lift!
On Sunday night, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians ten-year anniversary special aired on the E! network.
It was a time to reflect on how far the first familt of reality television had come, as well as to ponder the qualities that have made them such an irresistible draw to so many millions of Americans.
There’s Kris Jenner’s talent for marketing, the sisters’ impressive social media prowess, that one-of-a-kind family dynamic, and of course, their butts.
Obviously, Kim has the most famous backside of them all, but her sisters are no slouches in the ‘donk department.
We don’t want to get into a debate over whose butt is the best, because that’s like choosing your favorite Beatle.
There’s something for everyone, and there’s no wrong answer, unless you say Ringo or Khloe’s.
(Sorry, but they’re both too fake for our taste. Ringo’s not even his real name!)
That said, we think anyone creepy enough to compose an actual list would put Kourtney’s ass in one of the top spots.
But that doesn’t mean there isn’t room for improvement.
According to Radar Online, Kourt has already scheduled a butt lift procedure for sometime in the very near future.
That might seem strange, as Kourtney’s bikini photos never disappoint, and she seems to pride herself on being one of the least “enhanced” Kardashians.
But apparently, at 38 and after three kids, Kourt feels it’s time for a little preemptive maintenance work.
“Kourtney is sticking religiously to the ‘body plan,’ and according to her calendar, it’s time for a butt life,” says one insider.
Take a moment to pause and imagine an actual wall calendar with “BUTT LIFT!!!” written in red marker on today’s date.
That’s funny stuff.
Anyway, it seems it was alway Kourt’s plan to have work done before she starts noticing signs of age.
“Kourtney doesn’t want to patch herself up as she goes, like other Hollywood stars,” says the source.
And because she’s a Kardashian, it stands to reason that Kourtney is addressing the problem butt-first:
“Her butt is her pride and joy,” says the insider.
“She’s worked hard to keep it natural, but now it’s time for a little surgical help.”
Hey, with how big of a role butts have played in her family’s empire, we can’t blame her.
Plus, it might help make Scott Disick jealous, and that’s always a bonus.
Sunday, April 30, 2017
Chad Johnson Gets Lift from Cops, but Dumped at Gas Station!!! (VIDEO)
Chad Johnson was lucky to run into a highway patrol officer who was kind enough to give him a lift when his car blew a tire … but duty called, and Chad was unceremoniously kicked to the curb. Chad tells TMZ Sports he was driving home from a…
Friday, April 7, 2017
2 Chainz Sits in on Butt Lift Surgery, "She Waking Up With a FAT Ass!" (VIDEO)
Paging Dr. 2 Chainz … Dr. 2 Chainz to the OR, stat! Words we imagine no patient would want to hear, but that’s what went down in Miami when 2 Chainz stepped into surgery for an up close view of a Brazilian butt lift. The rapper streamed parts of…
Sunday, February 5, 2017
Chris Hemsworth Gives Kids a Lift in Malibu (PHOTO)
Chris Hemsworth has no problem giving his kids a break from terra firma. Chris and his wife strolled the Country Mart in Malibu Saturday with Sasha and India. Chris’ son, Tristan, is also there … but hey, even Thor has his limits.
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Rob Lowe Is Looking for An Assistant Who Can Lift 25 lbs and Assumes Nothing!!!
Rob Lowe is in the market for a personal assistant, and the job qualifications are daunting. Rob posted the job description on a website targeting personal assistants. Among the requirements: — Never assume anything — Ensure the CLIENT [Rob] is…
Friday, July 15, 2016
Kailyn Lowry Flaunts Weight Loss, Butt Lift Results
Back in December of 2015, Kailyn Lowry underwent a Brazilian butt lift procedure.
In the months since, the Teen Mom 2 star also shed several pounds. The girl is clearly feeling herself these days, and we don’t blame her.
Ms. Lowry posted the above pic to Instagram today, purportedly to promote the “body analyzer scale” that she’s standing on.
But clearly the photo doubled as an opportunity to show off her new booty and midsection.
Obviously, his isn’t the first time that Kailyn has flaunted the results of her hard work and expensive procedure.
However, we thought we’d share it as a way of giving props.
Think for a moment about everything that went into this photo.
Not only is the girl showing off her trimmed-down physique, she’s getting paid to do it.
In order to appreciate that level of hustle, you have to take some time to think about where the other ladies of the Teen Mom franchise are in their lives:
Jenelle Evans is fighting two custody battles at the same time.
Amber Portwood is about to marry Matt Baier, who might be the douchiest of all TM boyfriends and husbands, which is really saying something.
Farrah Abraham sadly remains Farrah Abraham.
Obviously, Kailyn isn’t saving any lives here, but she appears to be moving on from a difficult divorce in admirable fashion.
And hey, if she wants to take some time out to brag about her weight loss along the way, more power to her.
Thursday, July 7, 2016
Kailyn Lowry Flaunts Butt Lift Results in Booty-ful Instagram Pic
Yesterday, we learned that Kailyn Lowry is not dating Becky Hayter, as had previously been rumored.
Does that mean she’s single? We’re not sure, but we’re guessing that a lot of her Instagram followers are hoping the former Mrs. Marroquin is on the market after seeing her latest pic:
That’s Kailyn enjoying some kind of fun summertime activity involving beer and a ball.
But who cares, right?
Frankly she could be riding a purple elephant on Mars, and all the comments would still be about dat ass.
You may recall that Kailyn underwent a butt lift procedure back in January.
Many took it as a sign that her marriage to Javi Marroquin was over, as she scheduled the shaping surgery for a few weeks after he deployed for a tour of duty with the US Air Force.
It seemed like a way to get her butt back into the dating scene, if you will.
Of course, we imagine that when you get something lifted or tucked in winter, you can’t wait til summer arrives so you can show off the results.
Yes, it’s finally time for Kailyn and her expensive new backside to shine and they’re taking full advantage.
Naturally, folks on the ‘Gram took notice in big way.
Choice comments include:
“Whoa. I didn’t kno u had all that booty!”
“That booty Kail! You are looking more gorgeous then ever. Happy looks good on you.”
But of course there are the low-key haters:
“I really love kail and she looks amazing. But it still makes me sad she got plastic surgery. I think natural os beautiful. I also wish her and javi would stay together.”
And the full-blown ignorant trolls:
“Someone asked why are we so concerned with her booty? We’re not. It’s just funny how she didn’t want her son(Isaac) to look too “ethnic” but yet she went and got a bbl aka ” black girl booty lift” done. Seems alot “ethnic to me.”
Sigh. When the world can’t even agree on butts, it really makes us worry that there’s no hope for the human race.
Friday, May 27, 2016
Ramona Singer: Everyone My Age Has Had a Face Lift, But Not Me!
Ramona Singer might be a little out of touch with reality.
The Real Housewives of New York star recently talked to Daily Mail about her dabblings with plastic surgery, and she seems to think it’s something every woman does.
Like, a lot.
“Most girls my age over 50 have had the complete facelift, the neck lift,” she told the publication.
So she must be pretty special, because she denies have any invasive work done to her face.
“I don’t really need that,” she said. “I’m into working out and staying fit.”
She also believes that the plurality of women have multiple boob jobs, so for her to get one is no biggie.
“Most women have had their breasts done two or three times already,” she explained.
“There are girls getting their breasts done at 17,18,20 – it’s crazy. So for me to wait until after 50, so be it. Why not?”
If by “most women” and “most girls,” she means “most of the females in the one percent of the richest people in America I associate with,” that doesn’t actually add up to a majority.
While it’s true that plastic surgery isn’t really a huge deal these days, we’d like to see the statistics Singer are referencing when she says “most.”
Singer has been up front about enhancing her breasts, although she claims she didn’t really need to.
“I went to see Dr. [Sharon] Giese and she didn’t even want to do them. She said, ‘You have great breasts. They’re better than most women half your age.’”
Despite the praise from her surgeon, the star went forward with the surgery.
“I did it for me… I wanted to feel sexier,” she said. “I wanted to be able to look just as good with a brassiere as without one.”
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Kailyn Lowry: I Got a Butt Lift, Not Butt Implants!
Teen Mom 2‘s Kailyn Lowry did get a Brazilian butt lift.
She did not, however, use butt implants.
Lowry had the procedure done by Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a Miami-based plastic surgeon who loves himself some attention.
Dr. Salzhauer somehow got Lowry, 23, to agree to have her January 17th surgery featured on his Snapchat account.
Lowry’s currently recovering, but she wanted to set the record straight about what she did and didn’t have enhanced.
Instead of using silicone implants, Lowry had her own fat injected into her butt.
“I did not get butt implants,” Lowry wrote on Twitter, adding a frowny-face emoji.
“Damned if I do, damned if I don’t. So I might as well do what I want,” she wrote about the rumors.
Lowry’s husband, Javi Marroquin, came to her defense.
“Whatever is going to make her happy then I ride with her,” he wrote.
“Feel better babe @KailLowry.”
The peanut gallery comments kept coming about Lowry’s decision to pay for plastic surgery.
One suggested they should have started a college fund for their children instead, to which Marroquin responded aptly.
“Our kids are good, don’t you worry.”
I hope Lowry at least got a discount for that Snapchat show.
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Jason Pierre Paul -- Thumbs Nose At Critics ... I Can Still Lift Weights!
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7-fingered bench press? No problem.
After critics said Jason Pierre Paul‘s disfigured hand would be a huge hurdle when it comes to weight training, the NY Giants star hit the gym … to prove he can still lift weights, despite missing digits.
JPP busted out a set of bench presses — with a towel in his right hand to stabilize the bar.
It’s the second time Jason’s posted training footage — in an effort to prove he can still be effective in the NFL after seriously damaging his hand in a fireworks accident.
You convinced?
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