Friday, July 22, 2016

Did Luke Rodgers Just Give Away Who Wins The Bachelorette?

Jordan Rodgers" oldest brother, Luke, gave a Facebook Live interview that may have revealed the mother of The Bachelorette spoilers.


Speaking to Womanista, Luke was asked whether JoJo Fletcher, 25, is at all similar to other people who Jordan Rodgers, 27, has dated.


Luke says that "everyone is different" before pointing out that the Dallas real estate developer was quick to gel with the Rodgers clan.


Well, minus Aaron Rodgers of course. That"s another story.


"JoJo was different in how she was able to just so easily come lockstep with our family and conversations and stuff," Luke said.


"Except for the fact," he added, "that she is missing some crucial movies that we quote a lot, but we"re going to catch her up."


Oh really? Going to catch her up, are you Luke?


Hard to imagine how that would be possible unless Jordan were in fact who JoJo Fletcher picks with her final rose selection this season.


Luke then caught himself after this slip-up.


"We could catch her up with that, should she need to be caught up," Rodgers clarified, you know, "depending on how this whole thing ends.


"But yeah, she can definitely roll with us."


Those Rodgers boys. Smooth operators.


Spoilers or no spoilers, Luke also opened up about how Jordan is dealing with the deluge of rumors surrounding Jordan"s feud with Aaron.


"The hardest thing about the process is now you"re under the spotlight and under the microscope," Jordan"s brother told the website.


Without offering many specifics, he adds, "there are a lot of messages put out there in the media that are just trash," Luke continued. 


"I think that is tough for Jordan."


Yeah. Just wait until he wins.


IF he wins, that is. Right.


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Taylor Swift Squad Problems: Friends Compare Her to WHAT Disney Villain?!

It’s beginning to look like Taylor Swift’s hell week has been extended.


At this point, it seems as though we may one day look back on the summer of 2016 as the season in which the world’s most successful female recording artist just couldn’t catch a break. 



First, there was the speculation that Swift’s relationship with Tom Hiddleston is fake.


Then the singer got slammed by Calvin Harris in a scathing Twitter rant that made it clear their recent breakup wasn’t as amicable as it initially seemed. 


Shortly thereafter, Kim Kardashian Snapchatted what she claimed was proof that Taylor lied about being blindsided by derogatory Kanye West lyrics, and with that, the “Taylor Swift Is Over Party” was in full swing:



Of course, Swift still has her loyal “#Squad” to support her through all of this, right?


Well, maybe not so much…


Reports of problems within Taylor’s squad have been circulating for days now, and In Touch just offered up a hilarious (whether it’s true or not) batch of new rumors.


“Taylor’s image as America’s Sweetheart Pop Princess has taken a great fall,” says one insider.


“She’s been exposed as manipulative. I don’t think it can get any worse for Taylor.”


The source adds that Kendall Jenner was recently kicked out of the squad due to her Kimye ties and that Selena Gomez is not the Squad loyalist she’s been made out to be.


“[Selena] recently found out some pretty horrible stuff Taylor has said about her, including about her weight and choice of boyfriends. Now some of the girls have started revealing what they’ve been hiding about Taylor,” says the source.


“Some of the girls call her Ursula, after The Little Mermaid’s manipulative sea witch, because she’s so controlling,” claims another insider.


She adds that Taylor is the type of girl “who will see a fiend have three drinks and tattle to her boyfriend that she’s an alcoholic.”


The source claims the events of the last week constitute Taylor’s worst nightmare, but the singer is unsure of how to handle it, as no one has ever challenged her like this before:


“Taylor’s public persona is everything to her … She’s overwhelmed with the amount of bad press and feels the pressure, but she still hasn’t apologized to anything – she thinks she’s perfect. But it’s all coming back to bite her.”


Reporter Caught Playing Pokémon GO During ISIS Press Briefing

We may have finally reached Peak Pokémon GO.


At least we sincerely hope so.




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Earlier this week, a reporter was at the State Department getting an update on ISIS, the terrorist organization that has murdered countless innocent individuals around the world.


But this journalist thought there was something more important to focus on than whatever ISIS is up to these days.


And that something was… Pokémon GO.


Because of course it was.


The reporter, who has  not been identified, was caught by State Department spokesperson John Kirby.


While discussing real terrorists, Kirby noticed the reporter and asked…




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After Kirby was finished with the briefing, he had to get one last jab in as well.


Because how could he not, right?




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Was this the worst example yet of someone playing Pokemon Go at the wrong time?


It’s hard to even say.


There was the guy who got himself arrested because he was playing the game outside a police station.


And there were the people who were playing the game at a former Nazi concentration camp.


There was also the woman who questioned her entire life as a result of playing the game.


And, finally, there are these people below.


We hate to say it, but it’s almost as if ISIS has already won.


Co-Worker Gets Last Laugh on Colleague Who Keeps Stealing Her Coffee Creamer

Note to employees around the world:


Be really careful about which items you choose to use from the shared kitchen. Or else the following may very well happen to you…




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Reddit user “Phantom0591” posted a photo this week that made it clear just how fed up one woman was over a certain colleague continually ganking her coffee creamer from the break room.


It seems pretty clear that the woman at the center of this prank was unaware of the identity of the burglar in question.


But she came up with a genius way to get the last laugh nonetheless.


The day after this person once again stole some creamer from his or her colleague, the woman in question stuck a note on the creamer that reads as follows:


“Good morning! To whomever has been enjoying my coffee creamer all week … Surprise!!! You’ve been drinking my break milk!


“Hope you’ve enjoyed. Cheers! P.S. It’s organic. So no worries.”




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HA! We love it.


But we really aren’t sure which side to take in this debate.


On one hand, come on. Go purchase your own creamer. It’s cheap and easy to find and it will last for months.


On the other hand… is it really that big of a deal that someone has stolen some of your creamer?


As previously mentioned, it’s cheap and easy to find and it will still last for months.


But on the OTHER hand…this note makes the entire incident worthwhile.


Well played, Breast Milk-Making Coffee-Drinking Employee Woman.