Monday, August 14, 2017

Nicki Minaj: Check Out My Bare Butt! I Love Being a Stripper!

When you’re rocking a new outfit, you want to snap some selfies to show off your look to all of your friends.


That’s even more the case for celebs, who want to flaunt their looks to fans.


Nicki Minaj didn’t stop at one selfie, though — she included a butt selfie in the mix, which totally upstaged her outfit. You know that a Nicki belfie is going to be absolutely legendary.



We’re actually going to lead with the belfie.


(No, we’re not terrible as spelling belfry or whatever — a belfie is a butt selfie, or a selfie that includes your butt, which can be taken up high to show your butt over your shoulder or it can be taken … like this one, below)


When we first saw Nicki Minaj, which was maybe back in 2009, we were taken aback by how stacked her badonkadonk is.


Like, there’s a reason that she laughs and taunts “Yeah, he looooove this fat ass!” in her song, “Anaconda.”


She knows from experience that people love her butt.


She doesn’t just mean sex partners — she means her fans.


And with this belfie, she’s giving the people what they want:



Nicki Minaj did not include a caption with this pic.


Frankly, this photo didn’t need one.


Her ass can speak for itself, you know?


(We’ll talk about the outfit in a moment, because it is so much)


She also shared another image — this time, of the same outfit as viewed from the front:



This time, Nicki posted a caption:


“New stripper boots, who dis? I love being a stripper.”


Now, we don’t think that Nicki Minaj is announcing that she’s diversifying her career by going into any kind of sex work, including stripping.


But that’s a great outfit and those are some outstanding boots.


We hope to one day live in a time when wearing boots like that is routine, and you might go shopping or to dinner and see people wearing boots that are that level of extra.


(The rest of that outfit, admittedly, might be a little too, uh, butt-tastic for a restaurant … we say that at the risk of sounding like prudes)


Also, from this pic, it sure doesn’t look like Nicki Minaj is pregnant.



We all knew that Nicki looks incredible.


Her legs, her butt, her whole figure — Nicki has never been shy about that.


While her outfit is new, our only real takeaway from these pics that we didn’t know before was that Nicki really needs to clean her mirror.


Those little flecks of dust or whatever are hella distracting from an otherwise mind-blowing, jaw-droppingly hot photo


(Use glass cleaner, though! Rubbing them with your hands will make it so much worse)


Still … we’re sure that plenty of folks never noticed the dust.


Nicki Minaj belfies have a way of consuming all of your attention.



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