Once upon a time, Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump were the best of friends.
Nowadays, their friendship is in tatters, and they are doing everything and anything to showcase that for the cameras.
When The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 8 Episode 10 got underway, Dorit Kemsley was busy trying to get back in good graces with Vanderpump.
However, Dorit failed to come clean about trashing the SUR boss, and, well, the meeting went nowhere as a result.
Enter Kyle, who was ready to reveal all to her former BFF.
“What did she say, exactly?”, Vanderpump asks as she realizes she is in for a treat.
“Jealous and insecure, that you’re needy,” Richards responded.
“She said I’m jealous; I’m needy, I’m insecure… what else?” Lisa asked, before adding, “That really hurts my feelings.”
That was enough for Lisa to know that Kemsley was the one who had been stirring the pot. The two women vowed to confront Dorit for her actions.
With the ladies attending a party in Dorit’s honor for her appearing on some magazine cover, it was only a matter of time before the action kicked into high gear.
It was all civil initially, with the ladies toasting to Dorit’s success. You could tell Dorit was loving her ego being stroked.
“I feel f—ed over,” said Kyle who was not amused that Lisa did not stick up for herself.
Dorit subsequently admitted that she was out of the event, and she was heading home.
“I don’t want to be bothered with this s—,” Dorit snapped at the two women before heading off.
Then, disaster struck when LVP offered to leave with Dorit. Kyle looked like she wanted to hurl her drink at Lisa and have the ground swallow her up.
“I mean, it was one thing not to have my back inside,” Kyle explained in a confessional.
“But now Lisa is offering a ride to Dorit, who’s been gossiping about her? Lisa completely holds me to a different standard. Anytime I have ever said anything remotely unflattering; she has punished me.”
“It doesn’t matter what’s gone down,” Vanderpump responded.
“I believe Dorit, and my relationship and friendship supersedes anything that has been said. If she is insistent on going home on her own in a taxi, then I will be going with her.”
Dorit eventually agreed to get on the bus back to the hotel with everyone else, but Kyle was mad.
“I don’t want you to cry,” Vanderpump admitted, but Kyle was not ready to back the eff down.
“Just leave me the f— alone, Lisa,” she says. “Leave me the f— alone.”
“I know for a fact that what Dorit has said upset Lisa and hurt her feelings,” Richards said in a confessional. “I’m not even mad at Dorit anymore; I’m confused by [Vanderpump’s] behavior.”
The ladies failed to resolve their differences and opted instead to retreat to bed.
Will they fight another day?
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues Tuesday nights on Bravo.