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Saturday, January 19, 2019
Oprah Her "In My Feelings" Challenge ... Is One for the Ages
Friday, September 28, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: A Bromance for the Ages
Jersey Shore: Family has been all about relationships on Season 2.
We’ve watched as Ronnie and Jen Harley have screamed and yelled at each other, with fists and saliva occasionally flying back and forth between the parents of poor little Ariana.
We’ve also been present when JWOWW filed to divorce Roger Matthews and when she had a major falling out with the other love in her life, Snooki.
But all this focus on affection and romance still didn’t prepare us for Thursday night’s finale…
… on which Pauly D and Vinnie got married!
Yes, MARRIED!
For real! Sort of!
Last week, of course, the men sent the ladies off to the airport under the assumption they were right behind them. But they lied. And stayed behind to fit in one more “guys night,” making the absolute most of their testosterone-fueled time together.
In a manner of speaking.
At one point early on, Pauly D popped the question of a lifetime to Vinny Guadagnino, making a mockey of the entire concept of marriage and asking for his hand in this blessed union.
He said yes, and the two headed to a local chapel to make their bromance nice and legal.
Mike and Ronnie attended Pauly and Vin’s brommitment ceremony, with The Situation holding the cake and, naturally, eating most of it while the vows were exchanged.
From there, Pauly placed a gold band on Vinny’s finger, although the new husband wasn’t thrilled over the rather plain looking ring.
“The guy is covered in diamonds,” he told the camera. “Like, you could’ve given me a little bit of ice. C’mon!”
This was their first fight as newlyweds.
Of course, the real point of this supposed wedding was to given the fellas a reason to party on The Strip one final time.
And to say things such as this, courtesy of The Situation:
“Right now, it is madness. I feel like I’m in The Matrix right now, dodging all the thotties.”
“I feel like I’m at one of Pauly’s gigs,” added Ronnie. “This whole cabana is DTF!”
And Vinnie: “They say it’s the thought that counts, but right now, I’m counting thots.”
On a more serious note, meanwhile, Ronnie chose to stock his house with all-new baby supplies for his infant daughter, following a heated altercation with her mom. Yet again.
“With everything being so crazy with Jen and the baby, I think that me and Jen need to work on ourselves separately,” he explained, adding:
“I’m just in the mindset of not really thinking about me and Jen, I’m just thinking about the baby.
“Jen just moved into the other house and she has all the baby stuff, and I want Ariana to have everything that she needs, the basics.”
Enlisting the assistance of his male pals, Ronne proceeded to go on a major diaper and car seat run.
“I’m very proud of Ron,” said Mike. “He’s taking steps to address some of the life situations that he’s facing. He’s really going through it. His life is, unfortunately, similar to a dumpster fire.”
Is Ronnie really a changed man?
Does he really have a renewed focus on his job as a parent?
We’ll see on Season 3 of Family Vacation, as well as on the Internet over the next few months.
But it sounds promising so far.
“I could sit around and be miserable and mopey, but what does that solve?” he said at one point, concluding:
“All that’s doing is breaking me down more and killing me inside when I’m supposed to be becoming a better person and a better father for my daughter…
“When I do get Ariana and she starts spending time with me, I want her to have everything that she needs.”
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Kylie Jenner Celebrates Valentine"s Day with First Sultry Selfie in Ages
Kylie Jenner is officially back.
Did she ever really leave?
Yes, actually, as the 20-year old reality star scarcely shared a single photo or message on social media in the last couple trimesters of her pregnancy.
This changed earlier in the month, however, after Jenner broke her Instagram silence in the most precious way possible:
Via a photo of brand new daughter Stormi Webster!
Or at least a photo of brand new daughter Stormi Webster’s tiny little hand and adorable little wrist.
What else can one say about the following snapshot except AWWWW, right?
But that isn’t the type of response Kylie typically aims to elicit.
She built a following of over 100 million followers not by making fans smile, but by making them drool.
For the past couple years, Kylie has practically made half-sister Kim Kardashian blush by taking off numerous layers of clothing in nearly every selfie shared online.
Jenner has taken the scantily-clad ball Kim got rolling and ran faster than maybe anyone else on the Internet with it.
Then she got pregnant, though. And her body responded in kind, growing larger and larger by the month.
Kylie disappeared from the spotlight because, according to various sources, she was ashamed of what her once-sexy figure had become.
Would she ever pose in a seductive manner again, teenage males across the country wondered?
How long until we need to look at Kylie Jenner photos again in private, they’ve likely been wondering, implying that they would be masturbating to said photos.
Jenner sort of answered that question over the weekend, sharing her first selfie since giving birth.
But now the reality star has truly answered the question, sharing her first SULTRY selfie since giving birth.
And here it is:
“vday,” the 20-year-old mogul wrote as a simple caption to the image, including with it a pair of heart emojis.
In the snapshot, Kylie is once again showing off her long legs, while also rocking a pair of stiletto boots.
You know, the usual attire of any mother recovering and taking care of a two-week old baby girl at home.
We kid. In all seriousness, it sounds like she’s settling in well and going about this new phase of life with the right approach.
“She’s in no rush to lose the weight she gained while pregnant,” an insider tells Us Weekly, which is refreshing to hear.
Previous reports claimed that Jenner would be so anxious to get back to her svelte self that she would undergo some dangerous surgery.
According to this rumor, she even looked into going outside of the United States to keep the procedure(s) secret after giving birth.
We’re very glad to hear this won’t be happening.
And we sincerely hope that the new mother did not share the image above due to any kind of pressure, perceived or direct.
“The Queen looks amazing, She’s come back,” one person wrote in response, while others asked for more pictures of Stormi.
We’d have to imagine they’re on the way.
In the meantime, however, anyone who thought Kylie’s time away from the spotlight would dent her popularity is mistaken.
Just consider the jaw-dropping totals: Kylie’s sexy selfie has received 1.8 million Likes in just 50 minutes, as of this writing.
The Queen really is back, huh?
Thursday, February 8, 2018
Brody Jenner Hasn"t Met Kylie"s Baby Yet, Hasn"t Seen Kylie in Ages
Brody Jenner might not get a “World’s Best Uncle” mug anytime soon — he hasn’t given his sister, Kylie, a baby gift yet, but it’s hardly his fault … she never let him know she was pregnant. We got Brody at LAX Thursday and he told us…
Monday, July 25, 2016
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 3 Recap: A Reunion For the Ages
What did Teresa have to say to Jacqueline? That was the key question on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 3 …
If you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online, you know Jacque is being set up as the main antagonist this season on Bravo.
Well, The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 3 proved this and then some as Laurita and Giudice came face to face.
It was, as Teresa Giudice would say, “world wind.”
Yes, she says that instead of whirlwind. Unreal.
We kid … about it being a whirlwind. She really does say world wind, but compared to prison, a confrontation with Jacque is a picnic.
Tre revealed that in prison, the handmade dildos were fashioned out of gloves, maxi pads and toothbrush and “whatever else” is available.
The more you know. Cue NBC PSA logo/music.
Giudice relayed this to Jacqueline Laurita “because I know she’s kinky and she likes sex toys,” she said, and for fans’ pleasure of course.
But getting down to business, Jacqueline showed up at Teresa’s uninvited, which led to the pair rehashing everything that’s gone down.
Again, that has been A LOT of stuff.
The longtime friends have seen everything fall apart in front of the TV cameras, and find themselves at a crossroads again right here.
Will they find a way through this?
Giudice says that at “camp” (she can’t say prison?) she read a lot of books, including the Bible, and learned to forgive and move on.
She is nothing if not the bigger person.
“I used to not be able to forgive. It was hard for me,” Tre said. “They say you’re supposed to be able to forgive. I wrote it from my heart.”
“I didn’t just write it to write it.”
When Teresa asked about Nicholas, Jacqueline’s son, Laurita lost it – in a good way, embracing her old friend like the very best of times.
“I missed you Lucy,” she said.
“Missed you too, Ethel,” Teresa said, and all was right with the world again, or at least it seems to be heading in that general direction.
“Teresa and I, we’ve been through a lot and we have a lot of history together. That history is not going away,” Jacqueline told the cameras.
For now.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 3 Recap: A Reunion For the Ages
What did Teresa have to say to Jacqueline? That was the key question on The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 3 …
If you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online, you know Jacque is being set up as the main antagonist this season on Bravo.
Well, The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 7 Episode 3 proved this and then some as Laurita and Giudice came face to face.
It was, as Teresa Giudice would say, “world wind.”
Yes, she says that instead of whirlwind. Unreal.
We kid … about it being a whirlwind. She really does say world wind, but compared to prison, a confrontation with Jacque is a picnic.
Tre revealed that in prison, the handmade dildos were fashioned out of gloves, maxi pads and toothbrush and “whatever else” is available.
The more you know. Cue NBC PSA logo/music.
Giudice relayed this to Jacqueline Laurita “because I know she’s kinky and she likes sex toys,” she said, and for fans’ pleasure of course.
But getting down to business, Jacqueline showed up at Teresa’s uninvited, which led to the pair rehashing everything that’s gone down.
Again, that has been A LOT of stuff.
The longtime friends have seen everything fall apart in front of the TV cameras, and find themselves at a crossroads again right here.
Will they find a way through this?
Giudice says that at “camp” (she can’t say prison?) she read a lot of books, including the Bible, and learned to forgive and move on.
She is nothing if not the bigger person.
“I used to not be able to forgive. It was hard for me,” Tre said. “They say you’re supposed to be able to forgive. I wrote it from my heart.”
“I didn’t just write it to write it.”
When Teresa asked about Nicholas, Jacqueline’s son, Laurita lost it – in a good way, embracing her old friend like the very best of times.
“I missed you Lucy,” she said.
“Missed you too, Ethel,” Teresa said, and all was right with the world again, or at least it seems to be heading in that general direction.
“Teresa and I, we’ve been through a lot and we have a lot of history together. That history is not going away,” Jacqueline told the cameras.
For now.
Friday, April 8, 2016
Tila Tequila & Azealia Banks Attack Each Other in Racist Twitter War For the Ages
If you’re not familiar with Tila Tequila and Azealia Banks, just know that they’re a couple of Z-list a-holes who have committed themselves to making the Internet – and the world – worse for everyone by spewing hateful, racist nonsense on a daily basis.
So far this year, Tila has threatened to shoot up a movie theater, posted a photo of her daughter with a Hitler mustache, claimed to be an alien with a robot brain, and started a GoFundMe page so that she can start shopping at Target, because she feels there are too many black people at Wal Mart.
Not to be outdone in the bigoted psycho department, Ms. Banks issued an online death threat, encouraged a suicidal fellow artist to kill herself, and called for Sarah Palin to be “gang raped by black men.”
Sadly, even though we have the technology, our society has not started equipping people like this with weapons and luring them into a video camera-equipped space shuttle where they can do battle for our amusement while orbiting the Earth at a safe distance.
Fortunately, people who are awful in such similar ways will inevitably seek each out and expend their energy being terrible to one another, which is exactly what happened on Twitter today:
It all started when Tila spewed some insanity about Banks’ comments about Palin:
“@AZEALIABANKS blacks with your mentality DO accept slavery & you continue to endorse it. Bravo genius!” Tequila tweeted.
“The purge is real, it’s happening, and many I have returned to deliver messages directly from heaven to humanity of what is coming!” she continued.
“@AZEALIABANKS will DEFINITELY NOT be allowed to enter heaven once the purge is over. She has but little time, if any, left 2 get right…The Afircan Americans in heaven where I currently reside would very much disagree with @AZEALIABANKS n–gerish behavior.”
Banks is probably one of the only people on the planet who man match Tequila in terms of racially-charged lunacy, and she brought her A-game in response:
“I’m not a Christian and I don’t believe in heaven. Furthermore, I don’t remember there being any Asians in the bible,” she tweeted to Tila.
“Girl, if you don’t go back the the fortune cookie sweatshop with this mess…Go make me some cat fried rice.”
You get the idea – super racist, super awful, super Tila Tequila and Azealia Banks.
Someone get these two a reality show ASAP!
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