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DeSean Jackson Hasn"t Spoken With Bruce Arians ... Unsure Of Bucs Future
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Friday, January 18, 2019
DeSean Jackson Hasn"t Spoken With Bruce Arians ... Unsure Of Bucs Future
Friday, November 9, 2018
Teresa Giudice Hasn"t Had Sex in Well Over Two Years
In the eyes of Teresa Giudice and her loved ones, Joe Giudice has been screwed over by the American justice system.
This is their takeaway after a judge sentenced that the Real Housewives of New Jersey star must actually be deported back to his native country of Italy after he gets released from prison in 2019.
But while Teresa and her four kids think their loved one has gotten the shaft as a result of this decision, Giudice admitted something to Andy Cohen this week.
She hasn"t gotten Joe"s shaft in well over two years.
By which we mean the following:
Teresa has not had sexual intercourse in a very, very, VERY long time.
“There have always been rumors that you and Joe were going to get divorced, and now he’s been away and my poor girl has not had sex in a long time ‘cause there’s no conjugal visits,” Cohen said while chatting with Giudice on Watch What Happens Live.
“Two years and seven months. I’m counting," Teresa said in response.
Such a dry spell would appear to spell doom for a marriage, although Teresa swears she isn"t gonna split from Joe.
Instead, this lack of boning can be more connected to a simple lack of time Teresa and Joe have had together.
Not because they are working long hours or anything like that…
… but because Teresa was in jail for 11 months and then, as soon as she was freed, Joe was placed behind bars to begin his prison sentence for bankruptcy and other types of financial fraud.
Both husband and wife pleaded guilty to these charges in 2014.
As a result, they haven"t exactly had time to much hanky or panky in the years since.
In October, a judge ordered Joe to be deported to his native Italy after his release from prison. He plans to appeal the ruling.
Will Teresa be by his side throughout the process?
Will she ever be back under his naked body ever again?
Only time will tell, folks.
Check out the video here to watch Teresa spill all the deets about her sex life… or lackthereof.
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
Cody Garbrandt Hasn"t Had Sex In 3 Months, Will Ravish Wife Post-Fight
T.J. Dillashaw ain’t the only one that’s gonna get it from Cody Garbrandt Saturday night … Cody’s wife better watch out too, ‘cause he’s been holding out on the lovin’ and says … after the fight, IT’S TIME!!! Garbrandt and Dillashaw have a date…
Demi Lovato So Ill Rehab Hasn"t Even Been Discussed
Demi Lovato is in no shape to talk about going to rehab, even though friends and family say she needs it to save her life. Sources with firsthand knowledge tell us the people in contact with her have not even broached the subject of rehab, because…
Sunday, May 20, 2018
T.I."s Not Sweating Arrest, Hasn"t Received Apology from Gated Community
T.I.’s letting things play out regarding his arrest last week after an incident with the security guard in his gated community … but doesn’t seem too concerned. We got Tip at Reagan National Airport in D.C. Saturday and asked if he felt like the…
T.I."s Not Sweating Arrest, Hasn"t Received Apology from Gated Community
T.I.’s letting things play out regarding his arrest last week after an incident with the security guard in his gated community … but doesn’t seem too concerned. We got Tip at Reagan National Airport in D.C. Saturday and asked if he felt like the…
Thursday, April 5, 2018
Kristen Stewart Hasn"t Flipped Back to Team Robert Pattinson
Kristen Stewart’s showing no signs of flipping back to team Robert Pattinson … at least not yet. We got Kristen and her GF, Stella Maxwell, arriving together at LAX on Tuesday but, despite putting on a united front, Kristen…
Thursday, February 8, 2018
Brody Jenner Hasn"t Met Kylie"s Baby Yet, Hasn"t Seen Kylie in Ages
Brody Jenner might not get a “World’s Best Uncle” mug anytime soon — he hasn’t given his sister, Kylie, a baby gift yet, but it’s hardly his fault … she never let him know she was pregnant. We got Brody at LAX Thursday and he told us…
Friday, December 1, 2017
Meghan Markle Hasn"t Aged Since College, New Photo Reveals
Meghan Markle first rose to fame as one of the stars of the USA Network, by which mean the television channel, and not the intricate web of double agents seeking to undermine American democracy through collusion with foreign powers.
Sorry for all that clarification, but you can never be too careful these days.
Anyway, it’s been a big week for Meghan.
She’s traded in her role on Suits for a future as a member of the royal family, which is a bit like trading in your 2002 Civic that still has a couple good years in it, but also has a Hall & Oates cassette jammed in the tape deck for, like, a horse-drawn carriage, or however royals get around.
She got a good deal, is what we’re saying.
But Meghan is no stranger to moving up in the world.
We jest about her role on Suits, but landing a starring role on a long-running series is seriously impressive, especially for someone who was holding a briefcase on Deal or No Deal and doling out blowies on 90210 a few years earlier.
Those who know MegMar best say she owes her success to her intellect, her charm, her ambition … and the fact that she’s naturally super hot.
That’s a photo of Meghan that was snapped during a recent visit to her alma mater, Northwestern University.
Psych! That’s a pic that was taken when Markle was a student at the school, back in 2000!
Meghan hasn’t aged at all since the year 2000!
To put that in perspective some of you were fetuses in 2000!
You have aged considerably since then!
It was so long ago that we say “the year” in front of it, like “A.D.” or some sh-t!
The point is, becoming a princess is just the latest in a long line of victories for Meghan that began back when her father’s sperm fertilized her mother’s egg back in 1980, thus setting into motion a chain of events that will eventually lead to an American citizen receiving a British royal title.
Sure, she’ll have to put up with some obnoxious royal rules, but that’s a small price to pay to start the process of reverse-colonization.
Fun fact: once our UK takeover is complete, Meghan will become the first hot person to appear on US paper currency.
We’re living in exciting times, folks.
Monday, November 6, 2017
Gabby Douglas Hasn"t Spoken with McKayla Maroney, Giving Her Space
Gabby Douglas wants to give McKayla Maroney some more time and space before she calls her ex-Team USA teammate about her sexual assault allegations … but applauds McKayla for speaking out. It’s been nearly a month since Maroney went…
Thursday, September 14, 2017
Tom Cruise Reportedly Hasn"t Seen Suri in HOW Many Days?!
This might be for the best, but that doesn’t make it any less sad.
We’re all familiar with allegations that Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter Suri Cruise in years.
We just got an update and … based upon these claims, it doesn’t sound like Tom Cruise is going to be winning any father-of-the-year awards.
Tom Cruise’s marriage to Katie Holmes seemed like a fairytale romance at first.
He was Tom Cruise. Like so many Americans, Katie Holmes had had a crush on him since an early age.
it can be hard to remember for some and even harder to believe for some younger folks, but Tom Cruise was once a young man and a teen heartthrob.
Even now that he’s older, he’s still aged fairly well.
The fact that he jumped up and down on Oprah’s couch, very likely making her security team wonder if they needed to rush the stage and tackle the famous actor, was a worrisome quirk that most people attributed to romantic enthusiasm
Though, even then, some worried that the A-list actor might have some sort of untreated mental illness.
It really was a fairytale romance — but the sort that happens before the fairytale begins, where the couple is cursed to unhappiness and their daughter’s well-being and destiny hangs in the balance.
According to In Touch magazine’s latest issue, Suri Cruise — Tom and Katie’s 11-year-old daughter — has not seen her father and her father has not seen her for 1,458 days.
That is very nearly four years.
Their source claims that this is just the way that things are right now.
“Tom has moved on to the next phase of his life and he’s finishing up his latest movie.”
His daughter is only 11 years old, so that’s … a questionable choice, to say the least.
“There’s no communication and they haven’t seen each other. Tom rarely talks about her.”
This insider does admit that there is some possibility that they won’t be separate entities forever.
“Someday down the line, he might reconnect with Suri.”
Right now, that doesn’t sound like its in the cards.
“Tom is all about making movies, Scientology, and a small circle of friends.”
Most would say that parental responsibilities should always, always come first.
Plenty of people, children included, go a long time without seeing one of their parents.
What’s much less usual is for the absent parent to also be a big-name actor whose movie trailers and promotional materials must be virtually impossible to avoid.
There’s no telling what Suri Cruise thinks of all this.
Many people say that this is terrible, that of course Suri Cruise would be better off if she had contact with her father.
We … have to wonder if this might be exactly how Katie Holmes wants it.
Tom Cruise is a very polarizing figure. He’s the posterboy for the wildly controversial Church of Scientology.
He’s come under fire for his (Scientology-based) opposition to psychiatry and to the medicines that save people’s lives.
Katie Holmes has been extremely tight-lipped following her divorce from Tom, when surely everything that she experienced and had to say could have filled a best-selling Tell-All that would be read ‘round the world.
Even Jamie Foxx has been quiet about his relationship with Katie Holmes, even though the two of them have been spotted together recently and rumored to be an item for years.
You can’t help but wonder if Katie Holmes’ polite silence came at a price.
We might sound like conspiracy theorists, wondering if Katie Holmes blackmailed Tom Cruise or the entire Church of Scientology into surrendering Suri to her and leaving them alone.
But it sounds a lot more plausible than Tom Cruise thinking that 2017’s The Mummy film is more valuable than his daughter.
(I sat through that whole film because I love Ancient Egyptian stuff and also Sofia Boutella is gorgeous and amazing. Take it from me — the film was bad. I say that as someone who truly enjoyed the 2016 Warcraft film)
Whatever the case, there’s nothing wrong with being raised by a single parent.
We wonder if Tom Cruise will one day regret his choices.
We also wonder what Suri, who will be an adult before we know it, will one day have to say about all of this.
Monday, September 4, 2017
Lil Wayne Hasn"t Put Down the Sizzurp Since Last Round of Seizures
Lil Wayne continues playing with fire by downing sizzurp, and there’s plenty of visual evidence he’s been doing it regularly for months leading up to his latest seizure. TMZ broke the story … Wayne was hospitalized Sunday night in Chicago after…
Thursday, August 31, 2017
Safaree Grieves Uncle"s Murder, Hasn"t Heard from Nicki Minaj
Safaree Samuels is destroyed over his uncle’s brutal death, and he says so far his ex, Nicki Minaj, hasn’t offered any comfort. Vincent Roper was stabbed to death in his Palmdale, CA home last week. The rapper says he was super close to his…
Safaree Grieves Uncle"s Murder, Hasn"t Heard from Nicki Minaj
Safaree Samuels is destroyed over his uncle’s brutal death, and he says so far his ex, Nicki Minaj, hasn’t offered any comfort. Vincent Roper was stabbed to death in his Palmdale, CA home last week. The rapper says he was super close to his…
Saturday, August 12, 2017
Aaron Carter Says Brother Nick Hasn"t Reached Out Since He Came Out as Bisexual
Aaron Carter says he’s received amazing support since coming out as bisexual … but apparently not yet from his brother. The singer clammed up at the D.C. airport Saturday morning when he got asked if his bro, Nick Carter, had contacted him since…
Thursday, May 25, 2017
Tom Cruise Hasn"t Seen Suri in 1,346 Days, Source Claims
There was a time when the name Tom Cruise conjured images of a megawatt smile and a stack of phone books to make him appear less Hobbit-like in stature.
These days, of course, when we think of Cruise, we’re more likely to imagine the Sea Org members chained up in his basement or the ultra-luxurious spaceship that they’re scrambling to finish building.
Yes, these days, Cruise is less “bankable movie star” and more of “prophet of the Spacelord Xenu.”
His role as the face of Scientology takes up a lot of his time, and we’re sure it’s demanding work.
Take one hard look at the husk of a man that is Sean Spicer, and you can see the toll that’s exacted by constantly trying to sell total BS to an increasingly skeptical nation.
But hey, Cruise can do what Cruise wants to do with his time.
If he wants to spend his days having his thetans read and avoiding Suppressive Persons, that’s his deal.
Unfortunately, it seems one of those SP’s that Tom’s been dodging is none other than his youngest daughter, Suri Cruise.
As you’re probably aware, Tom’s divorce from Katie Holmes was a profoundly ugly one, as the actress sought not only to escape her marriage, but also the Scientology community, which tends to hold its adherents’ lives in a Mafia-like vise grip.
She succeeded, but only because Cruise agreed to an arrangement in which he and Holmes would completely cut ties.
Unfortunately, it seems that also means Cruise has cut ties with Suri.
Last year, In Touch reported that Tom hadn’t seen Suri in 1,000 days.
Now, the tabloid is reporting that that number has reached 1,346 days and counting.
Cruise is currently traveling the globe to promote The Mummy, and his promotional tour recently brought him to within just 23 milies of Suri, who was in Calabasas when Tom was in LA.
Sadly, the actor reportedly made no effort to see his daughter, instead hopping a plane to Australia to continue promoting the film.
“Tom could have easily made the trip to see Suri. It only takes about 30 minutes without traffic. It would’ve only added a few hours to his busy schedule,” a source tells the magazine.
The same insider notes that Tom has not been photographer with Suri since September of 2013.
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
Kellyanne Conway Says She Hasn"t Disappeared, You"re Just Not Lookin" (VIDEO)
Kellyanne Conway is amused … she hasn’t pulled a Richard Simmons vanishing act — not even close. We got the Counselor to the Prez Monday at Reagan National Airport and she made it clear … ‘SNL’ got it all wrong, because she’s been around the…
Kellyanne Conway Says She Hasn"t Disappeared, You"re Just Not Lookin" (VIDEO)
Kellyanne Conway is amused … she hasn’t pulled a Richard Simmons vanishing act — not even close. We got the Counselor to the Prez Monday at Reagan National Airport and she made it clear … ‘SNL’ got it all wrong, because she’s been around the…
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
April the Giraffe"s Zoo Isn"t Panicked Baby Hasn"t Dropped Yet
April the Giraffe’s had billions of people waiting — now impatiently — for more than a month for her to give birth, but neither she nor her baby are in danger. The Animal Adventure Park in upstate NY set up a live stream in early February ……
Saturday, March 11, 2017
French Tennis Star Gael Monfils Hasn"t Heard Of Pepe Le Pew (SAD VIDEO)
Here’s a mind blowing video to make you rethink the direction of society … Gael Monfils, one of the biggest tennis stars in France, just told TMZ Sports he has ZERO CLUE who Pepe Le Pew is. For those of you who didn’t have a childhood either,…
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