Sarah Silverman"s Boobs: Still Huge, Possibly Fake

Back in August, Sarah Silverman’s cleavage stole the show at the Hollywood Foreign Press banquet, which is an annual event that the world showed an interest in for the first time, all because of Sarah’s boobs.

Not unlike the Wicked Witch of the West returning her flying monkeys to their cages, Sarah put her breasts away for a while, figuring their work was done. Thankfully, she unleashed her glorious girls once again at a premiere event in LA last night:

Sarah was working the red carpet to promote her new film I Smile Back, in which she plays a suburban mom struggling with addiction and mental illness.

Not the kind of indie flick that usually gets a lot of hype online, so perhaps Ms. Silverman knew just what she was doing when she broke out the double-sided nipple tape and slipped into a dress more precarious than anything you’ll see in The Walk.

Between showing off her fabulous figure at movie premieres and showing up to the Emmys stoned, Sarah has been elevating her red carpet in a major way recently.

Her demo might not be college-aged dudes but now that the Internet has decided to irrevocably link Sarah with boobs and pot, I Smile Back might have the biggest opening weekend since Jurassic World.

Kendall Jenner to New York City: Look at My Boobs!

Kendall Jenner has taken up residence in New York City.

Not permanent residence, we assume, and not the real Kendall Jenner, either.

But the 19-year old model has achieved another milestone in her modeling career by anchoring a giant billboard in The Big Apple alongside Joan Small.

“morning NYC and @joansmalls,” Kendall wrote as a caption to the above image, including with it a flame emoji.

Like other members of her famous family, Jenner took a social media break while Lamar Odom was stuck in a coma last week as the result of a suspected drug overdose.

But she returned to Instagram on Monday with a photo of her ass in a thong, which she shared just a few days after praying that Odom would not die.

Fortunately, it now seems as if Lamar is on a road to recovery, albeit not a sure or an easy one.

Still, this is good news for his loved ones and good news for anyone who likes to see Kendall Jenner’s body parts on Instagram.

There’s nothing now standing in the teenager’s way of delivering them to you.

So sit back, click around below and enjoy! 

View Slideshow: 37 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner

Lindsey Pelas: Best Boobs on Instagram?

The bad news is: if you haven"t been following Lindsey Pelas on Instagram, then you"ve basically wasted your life up to this point.

The good news is: we"re here to help you make up for lost time with some of the hottest pics of the woman whose all-natural sweater puppies have been dubbed "the best boobs on Instagram."

We take our boobs seriously here THG, and we can"t recall a time we"ve seen a more impressive pair than Lindsey"s.

So enjoy the wonder that is Lindsey"s almost cartoonishly curvy frame. You can stop creating things now, universe. We"re pretty sure you"ve achieved perfection.

 

1. Lindsey Pelas Cleavage

Lindsey shows off some major cleavage in just about all of her Instagram pics. Somehow, it never gets old.

2. Lindsey Pelas Boob Selfie

The girl takes a glorious selfie. And for that, we thank her.

3. Lindsey Pelas: Classy Cleavage

Lindsey Pelas is all gussied up. Fortunately, she still knows how to give the people what they want.

4. Lindsey Pelas in Glasses

Lindsey is wearing glasses in this photo. We’re guessing your focus isn’t on her face.

5. Lindsey Pelas Bikini Photo

Lindsey’s boobs get so much attention that the rest of her body is often overlooked. The girl’s got more curves than a major league pitcher.

6. Lindsey Pelas: Huge Boobs on a Hot Day

Lindsey is wearing a wet tank top. Need we say more?

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IHOP Apologizes for Terrible Joke About Small Boobs

IHOP has finally gone too far in its recent attempt to be young, hip and edgy.

Over the past year or so, the beloved breakfast chain has clearly made an effort to change its social media game, Tweeting such messages as “pancakes are on fleek” and asking this delicious menu item to “back that stack up.”

Pretty funny overall, really, and successful too:

Over the course of this unique run, IHOP has seen numerous messages get reTweeted, while AdWeek has praised the business for finding “its voice on Twitter,” saying “it sounds an awful lot like a teenage hip-hop fan.”

But teenage hip-hop fans make dumb jokes sometimes… and IHOP is now guilty of the same.

On Sunday, as seen above, the restaurant chain posted a picture of a stack of pancakes with the caption: “Flat but has a GREAT personality.”

The backlash to this offensive, misogynistic message was swift and harsh, prompting its removal and the following response from IHOP:

“Earlier today we tweeted something dumb and immature that does not reflect what IHOP stands for. We’re sorry.”

Fair enough. Case hopefully closed now.

But hopefully not the end of IHOP’s fun Twitter account because, come on…

“Is it worth it, let me work it. I put my fork down, flip it and reverse it.”

THAT’s funny stuff.

View Slideshow: 19 Total and Complete Twitter Fails

Girl Gets Wisdom Teeth Removed, Wishes For Bigger Boobs

Over the years, we"ve seen some pretty amusing behavior from folks who just had their wisdom teeth removed.

There was the girl who professed her love for Ryan Gosling, the girl who thought  her post-op anesthetic haze put her in the perfect mental state for the Ice Bucket Challenge, and now we give you Wishful Thinking Boob Job Girl.

Between the heavy dose of drugs she was given and the mouth full of gauze, it can be hard to tell what WTBJG is saying, but you"ll get the gist enough to understand that she felt that if the docs were gonna yank her back row of molars, they could"ve been nice enough to hit her off with some implants, as well.

"It"s not nice that they didn"t do that too," says WTBJG upon realizing her breasts haven"t been surgically enhanced.

We"re with you, Wishful Thinking Boob Job Girl. We don"t want to live in a world where medical professionals don"t take it upon themselves to perform unplanned cosmetic procedures once we"re under the gas. Thanks, Obamacare.

Ariel Winter Flaunts HUGE Boobs in Viral Twitter Pic

Back in August, we learned that Ariel Winter underwent breast reduction surgery, taking her from a size 34F to a 32D. 

Winter has stated that the operation has made her more comfortable and more confident.

That confidence (along with a couple other things) is on full display in this photo that Ariel tweeted over the weekend:

That’s Ariel and her boyfriend attending a wedding. She posted the pic on social media and it was instantly liked and shared for thousands of times.

We think we know a couple reasons why it’s so popular.

All joking aside, Ariel has been through a lot for someone so young, including being legally emancipated from her abusive mother.

As a result of her experiences, Ariel comes off as wise beyond her years when speaking with the press, and friends and co-stars have stated that they expect she’ll be wildly successful in whatever career she chooses as an adult.

“I don’t always have to pick the tightest, most form-fitting dress I can find. I can pick something else and still feel good about myself. I couldn’t do that before,” Winter told Glamour in a recent interview.

“I’m excited to finally actually feel confident and not just appear confident.”

Sounds like Ariel is handling all the attention just fine. 

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Kim Kardashian Gushes Over Caitlyn Jenner"s Boobs

Kim Kardashian has been adamant for years that she has never undergone any plastic surgery.

But those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online next week will bear witness to Kim admitting that she sort of wants one now.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians Klip: Kim Gushes Over Caitlyn’s Boobs

Why?

Because she just saw Caitlyn Jenner topless!

This sneak peek opens with Kim telling Khloe Kardashian that she just came from watching Caitlyn’s Vanity Fair shoot, the pictorial that officially announced Caitlyn as… well… Caitlyn.

“I went into the closet and she went to change and she was like, ‘You can stay in,’ and took off top and had no bra,” Kim explains to her sister of what recently transpired.

“Her boobs were like Kourtney’s like when she first got hers done. Like, it made me want a boob job. Like, the best boobs.”

(Side note: Wait… Kourtney Kardashian had a boob job?!? Was this public knowledge?)

A stunned Khloe then asks to back the conversation up a bit, asking to confirm that her stepfather now has “full implants.”

Yup, replies Kim, “like a C” cup.

Wow. Interesting. And also impressive.

Guess we can now go in and add Caitlyn Jenner to the following gallery of celebrity bra sizes, huh?

View Slideshow: Celebrity Bra Sizes: Who’s Busting Out?!?

Gigi Hadid Destroys Internet Trolls: I Have Boobs! Thighs! A$$! DEAL!

Gigi Hadid makes clear in a powerful, pointed and yet poignant Instagram post that she doesn’t care what Internet trolls have to say. At all.

Responding to clowns who have been calling out her physique, which has been more curvy of late, the 20-year-old rose above the fray …

“Judgment on social media comes from people who, 99 percent of the time, have no idea what they’re talking about,” the model writes.

However, that simple truth doesn’t change the fact that “I’m a human, and I’m not going to lie, I did let the negativity get to me a little.”

So how did she respond? What did the body shaming she endured make her think about herself? And society? In her own words:

“I came to a realization that when one gets to this point, it’s important to rethink why you do what you do. What your message is. What you have to say.”

“No, I don’t have the same body type as the other models in shows. No, I don’t think I’m the best at any given show…”

“No, I’m not the first or the last model of my type in this industry. You can make up all the reasons you think I am where I am.”

“But really, I’m a hard worker that’s confident in myself, one that came at a time where the fashion industry was ready for a change.”

“I’m just doing my job. I represent a body image that wasn’t accepted in high-fashion before, and I’m very lucky to be supported.”

“By the designers, stylists, and editors … by the ones that know this is fashion, it’s art; it can never stay the same.”

“Yes, I have boobs, I have abs, I have a butt, I have thighs, but I’m not asking for special treatment.”

“Your mean comments don’t make me want to change my body, they don’t make me want to say no to the designers that ask me to be in their shows.”

“They definitely don’t change the designers opinions of me. If they want me in their show, I’m in it; if they don’t, I’m not.”

“That’s just how it is and how it will be. If you don’t like it, don’t follow me, don’t watch me, cause I’m not going anywhere.”

Major props to Hadid on this post. She admits that she may not be as lithe as other models, but, in the end, she simply doesn’t care.

Having walked in New York, London, Milan, and Paris fashion weeks, and has modeled for many top-level brands, why should she?

Not only is she incredibly successful, she’s doing so in the face of the kind of bullying that drives people to do horrible, horrible things.

For her strength – and the positive message she’s sending to other models, and people in general – she should be commended.

Perhaps the morons who hate on this (absolutely stunning!) young woman from behind the keys of a message board should take heed.

Lindsay Lohan Flaunts Boobs, Fails at Photoshop AGAIN!

Lindsay Lohan’s life is essentially one big delusional lie. Most of the time it’s sad, but occasionally, it’s hilarious.

Take, for example, the time Lindsay danced on a yacht and posted video of it online, even though her moves bring to mind those inflatable tube men you see on used car lots.

And of course, there are the many, many Lindsay Lohan Photoshop fails.

The girl is worse at re-touching than she is at being sober, and yet, she continues to make the most laughable attempts at altering her own selfies.

Check out the two pics above and try to guess which one is ‘shopped.

Okay, it’s probably both of them, but the answer we were looking for is the one one the left. The other one is just there because boobs.

The horrendously bad photoshopping is funny (Check out the way the curtains conform to Lindsay’s curves.), but the caption makes it pure gold:

“I love my waist just the way it is,” Lindsay writes. “Love yourself and be kind and you shall succeed no matter what. Be Strong inside (in everyday/ man or woman lol)”

1. We’re not even sure what that parenthetical part means.


2. Is she literally joking? This feels like an Amy Schumer sketch where a drug-addled starlet posts an obviously edited photo along with a caption about the importance of self-acceptance.

It’s entirely possible we’re being trolled here, and if that’s the case, we tip our hats to LiLo. Sadly, the much more likely possibility is that this is further evidence of the fact that Photoshop and a liter of Smirnoff don’t mix.

View Slideshow: 29 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan