Thursday, October 22, 2015

Sarah Silverman"s Boobs: Still Huge, Possibly Fake

Back in August, Sarah Silverman’s cleavage stole the show at the Hollywood Foreign Press banquet, which is an annual event that the world showed an interest in for the first time, all because of Sarah’s boobs.


Not unlike the Wicked Witch of the West returning her flying monkeys to their cages, Sarah put her breasts away for a while, figuring their work was done. Thankfully, she unleashed her glorious girls once again at a premiere event in LA last night:



Sarah was working the red carpet to promote her new film I Smile Back, in which she plays a suburban mom struggling with addiction and mental illness.


Not the kind of indie flick that usually gets a lot of hype online, so perhaps Ms. Silverman knew just what she was doing when she broke out the double-sided nipple tape and slipped into a dress more precarious than anything you’ll see in The Walk.


Between showing off her fabulous figure at movie premieres and showing up to the Emmys stoned, Sarah has been elevating her red carpet in a major way recently.


Her demo might not be college-aged dudes but now that the Internet has decided to irrevocably link Sarah with boobs and pot, I Smile Back might have the biggest opening weekend since Jurassic World.