Amber Rose Shares Results of Breast Reduction, Cellulite Treatment

Amber Rose is nothing if not if not supremely confident, but she’s also a human being with an audience of millions scrutinizing her every selfie.

So it should come as no surprise that Amber is occasionally willing to go the surgical route in her efforts to fine-tune her appearance.

And because she’s far more forthcoming with her fan base than most celebrities, Amber is happy to discuss the details of her cosmetic procedures on social media.

In a candid Instagram live stream, Rose recently revealed to her millions of followers that she’s at home recovering from a breast reduction surgery:

“I’m still in the house recovering from my breast reduction surgery, and I just wanted to give you a little [update],” said the model and activist.

“So I’m really just letting my hair grow, letting my eyebrows grow out, and just trying to rest and relax and recover. And also of course, I wanted to give you an update on my new boobs.”

Rose first announced that she was considering a breast reduction back in August, but she didn’t say much about the decision process in the months since.

(Though at one point, she revealed that she was afraid of the possibility of “lollipop scars.”)

Discussing the possibility of going under the knife on Loveline, Rose stated:

“My boobs are stupid heavy, my back hurts and I can’t wear cute lil’ shirts without a grandma bra.”

And now that she’s gone through with it seems, she’s more than happy with the results:

“I really went down a lot. So I don’t know if you guys know, but I was like a 36H, I was really, really big, and I think now I might just be a D-cup, which is really small for me,” she said on Instagram.

“I’ve been online shopping, and getting my cute little shirts, and little strapless things, and I’m just so excited to be actually be able to wear an outfit without a huge bra,”

Rose also spoke of undergoing treatment to remove cellulite, which she says has had some painful after-effects.

“My legs are still really, really sore,” she told her followers.

Hopefully, she’ll be back on her feet for this year’s Slut Walk!

Get well soon, Amber!

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Piers Morgan Attacks Kim Kardashian"s Cellulite, Remains Worst Human

Kim Kardashian and Piers Morgan may not appear to have a whole lot in common, but interestingly, both of their wildly successful media careers are related their posteriors.

Kim’s butt is the most famous on the planet, of course, and her figure has helped to make her one of the most famous women on the planet.

Similarly, Piers frequently talks out of his ass, and has cemented his place as one of the ugliest polyps on the diseased colon that is Trump’s America.

Yesterday, Piers and Kim’s rear careers collided in unexpected fashion, and we were reminded that while Kim has a giant ass, Piers just is one.

Morgan thinks of himself as a political commentator but when his nose isn’t buried two inches deep in Donald Trump’s anus (Hey, more butt stuff!), he finds time for other important work, such as informing the world what a pasty, Weeble-shaped 52-year-old thinks of famous women’s bodies.

Earlier this week, candid photos of Kim in a bikini made the rounds online, due mainly to the fact that the 36-year-old mother of two appeared to have a bit of cellulite.

The public body-shaming that ensued prompted Piers to emerge, Gollum-like, from his underground lair, and join in the fun, despite the fact that Morgan himself is biologically indistinguishable from a naked mole rat.

When a female co-host of Morgan’s encouraged women to celebrate their cellulite, Piers nearly spat out his mouthful of grubs and millipedes, countering:

“Celebrate is the wrong word. Why would we celebrate it? We put up with it, tolerate it, but not accept it.”  

The trash talk continued on Twitter, where Piers Morgan – who, it’s important to point out, looks like what would happen if Steve Bannon really let himself go – continued to insist that cellulite is somehow grosser than Piers Morgan:

“Nobody ‘celebrates’ cellulite, male or female,” Morgan tweeted.

“Why would anyone be excited by cellulite?” he continued.

He then turned his attention to Marie Claire, a magazine that dared to encourage Kim and other women to take pride in their bodies, cellulite and all:

“So @marieclaire wants me to ‘stop talking’ about women’s bodies … you make millions out of talking about women’s bodies – so pipe down, you ludicrous wastrels,” Piers quipped.

Sigh. This situation is a lot like the part of your chin that’s supposed to delineate where your face ends and your neck begins:

Piers is simply missing the point.

The problem isn’t that other media figures and outlets talk about women’s bodies, it’s that they generally don’t so in a fashion that doesn’t bring to mind a creepy uncle sizing up his niece’s “problem areas” at the pool.

Piers will probably comment more on this issue at some point today, but he may need some time.

The wi-fi isn’t great in the depths of Donald Trump’s lower intestines.

You can expect Piers to re-emerge shortly after the president’s next trip to Mickey D’s.

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Kim Kardashian: Devastated By Cellulite Pics?

At this point in her career, Kim Kardashian bikini photos aren’t exactly headline-grabbers.

After all, it was the Kim Kardashian sex tape that brought her to fame, and in the decade since that cinematic classic first hit the web, we’ve seen Kim in just about every state of undress imaginable.

Of course, as with most celebs who like to strip down, Kim carefully curates her online skip pic collection, and most of the photos that make it to the posting stage have been at least mildly retouched.

This week, however, some candid shots of Kim in a revealing bikini made their way online and the Mrs. Kardashian-West is reportedly less than thrilled with the reaction.

Radar Online has the images that have cruelly been dubbed the “Kim cellulite pics” and the reaction from online trolls has been predictably swift and brutal.

“UGLY. VOMITING,” wrote one horrendous person on Twitter.

“Kim Kardashian a** look gross in a bikini and not being photoshopped lol,” another basement-dweller tweeted.

“Kim is really upset about what people are saying,” a source close to the Kardashian family tells Radar.

Kim is obviously no stranger to the cruelest of criticism, but insiders say that after the difficult year she’s had, she’s been particularly vulnerable to this sort of attack.

“This was a huge eye opener for her, she sees that SO many people are so vicious and it has really hurt her feelings,” says the insider.

“Kim is crushed that people are being so mean to her about the cellulite on her butt.”

Fortunately, on social media at least, Kim has been taking the onslaught in stride.

Tweeting about her beach vacation earlier this week, the mother of two wrote:

“Oh and as for me you ask?…I’m just sitting here on the beach with my flawless body.”

Yes, at the end of the day, Kim is chilling on exotic beach, while her haters are hastily wiping the Arby’s cheese sauce from their fingers so they can tap out a few hateful comments before their 15 minute break is over.

We’re gonna go ahead and hand the W to Kim on this one.

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Ashley Graham Shows Off Cellulite, Is a Total Inspiration

How wonderful is Ashley Graham?

She’s absolutely gorgeous, she poses in bikinis often, and she’s so very positive about her body — and about all bodies. So we’d say she’s pretty much the most wonderful.

Ashley first came to the world’s attention when she appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition in 2015, the very first plus size model to do so.

And ever since then, she’s been a ray of light in this dark, dark world.

For her latest act of greatness, Ashley shared a photo of herself that was taken during her recent vacation to the Philippines.

The photo is focused on her belly and her thighs, and you can see her cellulite. And the message that she sent along with the photo is just amazing.

“I work out,” she wrote. “I do my best to eat well. I love the skin I’m in. And I’m not ashamed of a few lumps, bumps or cellulite … and you shouldn’t be either.”

She added the hashtags “beauty beyond size” and “love the skin you’re in” for good measure.

What a lovely message, right?

The idea of loving yourself no matter what shouldn’t be revolutionary, but sadly, it is. Ashley is obviously doing her best to combat that notion, but still, you know the haters came out to play in the comment section.

One person told Ashley that “You may be beautiful you may be kind but being overweight is extremely unhealthy.”

Another said “Cut out sugar, eat more good fats limit carbs workout regularly your welcome.”

Another person had the nerve to suggest plastic surgery, saying that “If you want it gone it’s great plastic surgeons out there and new technology thats awesome to get ride of the cellulite etc.”

One person got on her very highest horse to say that “Visceral fat surrounding your organs is not healthy if your heavyset on the outside with cellulite you definitely have issues on the inside.”

“Glad she works out happy about that everyone should but still the proof is in the pudding.”

Other commenters kept it simple and hateful with statements like “Gross” and “Disgusting.”

What’s wrong with these people? It’s clear that they missed Ashley’s point almost as hard as they missed basic grammar lessons in elementary school.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being comfortable in your own skin, and it’s so disappointing that these people are going out of their way to make her feel like there is.

Luckily, the positive messages far outweighed the negative.

“I have dealt with body shaming/doubts all of my life and to see women like you embrace our beautiful bodies mean so much to me,” one person wrote. “Ashley, you are my hero.”

“I’m so happy you post stuff like this,” another told her. “You are so real and so beautiful and you make me fearless. Thank you for being you.”

One woman said that “The truth is, I AM ashamed of a few bumps and cellulite. Thank you, thank you, thank you for reminding me that I deserve to love myself right now, just as I am.”

Another delightfully pointed out that “You can’t spell cellulite without U Lit honey!”

And so there you have it. Ashley Graham is an amazing human being who does so much for so many people, and she should never, ever stop.

Also, haters should spend less time hating and more time working on defrosting their frozen, rotten hearts.

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Lena Dunham: My Cellulite is Super-Important!

Even if you’ve never seen Girls, you’re probably familiar with and vaguely annoyed by Lena Dunham.

One of the most common criticisms of Dunham is that she’s fashioned herself into the poster girl for white, privileged Millennial entitlement, and she doesn’t seem to regret it.

(When a character that you created and portray refers to herself as the voice of her generation in the pilot episode of the show you executive produce, it sends a pretty unmistakable message.)

 

At this point, there are two different kinds of Lena Dunham controversies:

1. Those in which she dramatically overestimates how much people care about her opinion and/or attempts to create a controversy out of whole cloth to drum up the attention she seems to crave (see: griping about sushi and Jason Bourne).

2. Those in which her heart is in the right place, but she still manages to piss off both sides of a given debate. (see: somehow thinking it would be a good idea to publicly state that she wishes she’d had an abortion).

Today’s dust-up is sort of a combination of the two.

The above Glamour cover featuring Lena and her Girls co-stars debuted yesterday, and Ms. Dunham seized the opportunity to display her inflated sense of self-importance and outrage those she purports to defend at the same time.

Explaining her excitement for the cover on Instagram, Dunham wrote the following:

“What do I love most about our new Glamour Magazine cover, besides the fact that we’re all together, loving each other, I’d say that it’s the cellulite that has been revealed on my thigh. A triumph for womankind.”

Sigh.

For starters, hot pants aren’t a triumph for anything except the marketing geniuses at Forever 21, who figured out a way to charge $ 35 for one square foot of nylon.

More importantly, Lena needs to get over the idea that she and her wealthy, white friends are the trailblazers the world needs right now.

We’re about to inaugurate our most racist president since presidents literally owned slaves, and Dunham thinks she’s contributing to the national dialogue by showing some thigh on the cover of Glamour?

The worst part is, she’s currently googling herself, looking for articles like this one, so that she can put herself in the position of the victim, despite having been born squarely into the same Manhattan one-percent that gave us Donald Trump.

(Note to self: research possible genetic link between residents of the Upper East Side and chronically thin skin.)

The sad thing is, we applaud Lena’s efforts to silence body-shamers and bring attention to the importance of self-acceptance.

But this is one of those cases where even those who agree with a part of her message  still find themselves put off by the messenger, as they’ve disagreed with her so many in the past that they’ve become entrenched in their anti-Lena sentiments.

Or they simply feel that her activism carries no weight, coming as it does from a place of tone-deaf entitlement.

Or they feel that she’s taken an important issue and forced her way to the center of it, so that all future conversations on the matter will also be conversations about Lena Dunham.

All of that said, some of the criticism of Dunham is unwarranted (The last season of Girls was the show’s strongest to date, and it significantly cut down on the self-important navel-gazing.), and she’s right that body-shaming trolls can all go to hell, regardless of who they’re bullyng.

The woman has talent, she just brings so many bad things to the table along with it.

Hopefully, after her show ends, she’ll disappear for a while, and come back when she’s less of a self-obsessed twenty-something.

*goes to Lena’s Wikipedia page*

Aw, she’s 30?! Crap.

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Ashley Graham Posts Cellulite Pic, Embraced by Fans

Ashley Graham has broken down barriers, and now she’s breaking some rules – in the best way possible.

Earlier this year, Graham was the first plus-size model to appear on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

And now she’s shared a photo to Instagram that’s inspiring women everywhere.

“A little cellulite never hurt nobody,” she wrote as a caption to the photo above.

“Stop judging yourself, embrace the things that society has called ‘ugly,"” she continued, adding the hashtags #lovetheskinyourein and #beautybeyondsize.

Bless this woman.

The supermodel has shared a number of professional bikini and lingerie photos of herself flaunting her curves in the past, but magazine editors tend to lay on the Photoshop pretty thick to erase the appearance of lumpy skin.

In fact, a number of celebrities go nuts with the photo editing program and blur, smooth, erase or plump elements of their pics before posting to social media.

So it’s refreshing to see a gorgeous model showing a feature of herself that the majority of women have themselves, but are often embarrassed about.

Fans responded with high praise.

“You make me cry tears of happiness though. Just how accepting and loving you are of your body. Thank you for being my motivation,” wrote one commenter.

“Love it! We need to take (back) pride in our real bodies,” shared another. “Thank you for being a beacon of light and inspiration to so many.” 

Graham has always been about body positivity and encourages women of all sizes to embrace their figures.

“I hope women see me embracing my curves in my bikini and feel empowered to do the same,” Graham told Elle UK last year.

“I have no reason to hide, and neither should any woman. Curves and confidence make a sexy combination.”

After her Sports Illustrated cover went viral, former model Cheryl Tiegs criticized Graham, explaining she didn’t like the idea of glamorizing plus-size women, calling it “unhealthy.”

Graham’s response was all class.

“It’s a shame that we have to bring other people down, but that’s why I’m here. I’ve got to bring other women up,” she said.

LOVE her.