Farrah Abraham Shares Shower Selfie of Daughter, Can"t Stop Failing at Motherhood

Farrah Abraham is … she"s just so … it"s like she"s always …

Look, she"s just a lot, OK? She"s a lot to handle, she"s got a lot going on, and it takes a lot to comprehend how she even exists in this world.

Lately — or, all right, for nearly the entire decade or so that she"s been famous — it seems like she"s really been intent on being the biggest mess she can be, and we appreciate that.

Except her wild and crazy decisions have had quite the impact on her daughter, Sophia … and that"s not so cool.

In the past few months, Farrah"s been making increasingly poor parenting choices, so now seems like as good a time as ever to do a retrospective on her biggest fails, right?

Buckle up, because this one"s going to hurt.

1. The Dream Team

This is Farrah and Sophia. They travel the world together, getting into all sorts of shenanigans. It is weird.

2. Plane Shower!

Here’s the most recent shenanigan, and the inspiration for this look back on all of Farrah’s fails — our girl actually thought it was a good idea to take a photo of her nine-year-old in the shower and put it on Instagram. For real, she thought that in her head. And then she did it.

3. Juice … or Not?

Also this month, we saw this photo of Sophia drinking this fancy beverage. It turned out to be juice infused with gold flakes, but you know what most people thought it was? Booze.

4. YIKES

And shortly before THAT, Farrah was with Sophia in France, and Sophia shared this photo on Instagram. With the caption “I love my mamas booty.” Because that’s normal.

5. But Why?

You might be thinking that that’s a whole lot of weirdness for such a short span of time, but let’s not forget that back in April, Farrah thought that a good mother-daughter activity would be butt injections. She was the only one who got the procedure at least — Sophia just filmed it all for posterity. Still … why does this have to happen at all?

6. Nope Nope Nope

Perhaps the most disturbing moment (so far this year, anyway) happened back in February, when Farrah admitted that she and Sophia run around naked together. And they take pictures.

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There are some Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 stars who can’t help but rub you the wrong way.

But you know what? Chelsea Houska can be kind of charming.

Even when she’s talking about her screw-ups as a parent.

You can blog basically any part of your life.

A lot of people liveblog political events, TV shows, or conversations they overhear in restaurants.

A lot of parents blog about being parents, though some, like that Daddy Blogger who leashes his daughter, probably shouldn’t.

But we don’t mind it so much when their “parenting fails” are more run-of-the-mill, you know?

Reality personality and noted baby fever experiencer Chelsea Houska has been taking to Twitter to share some of her mistakes.

Her most recent “parenting fail” that she’s shared on Twitter is mostly just about a … let’s call it a “chemical interaction.”

No, not the dangerous kind.

Just messy.

“Fresh spray tan + drooling baby = disaster”

Babies are so adorable, but they sure do produce a lot of what we’ll tastefully refer to as “substances.”

Honestly, drool is the least offensive of those.

Honestly, that’s a tip to young moms. You might know to not go out in the rain with fresh spray tan, but you might not think fo the effect that your baby could have.

Just a few weeks earlier, she’d shared another of her “parenting fails,” though this time she wasn’t the one most impacted.

“Starting this morning off with a mom fail. Totally slept through my alarm and Aubree is late for school. Is it summer vacation yet?!”

First of all, sleeping through your alarm is the most normal thing in the world.

It sucks when you’re a student, it’s worse when it makes you late for work, but it’s extra bad when you’re a parent letting down your kid.

Anybody can sleep through an alarm, and if it’s the parent’s fault that the kid’s late, your kid really doesn’t have anything to worry about unless it’s happening all of the time.

It’s worth noting that they make all sorts of creative alarms now that make oversleeping next to impossible. Like, mats that let out wailing noises until you stand on them with both feet.

It’s a little extra, as the youths say, but it could be worth it if it’s a recurring problem.

There’s a popular Tumblr post in which the blogger muses about why there’s no show call “Teen Dad” or “16 & Got A Girl Pregnant.”

The blogger then concludes that a show about a teenage boy sitting around playing video games and hanging out with his friends wouldn’t really hook viewers.

It’s the sad reality that childcare is too often left to women, even when they themselves aren’t yet adults.

It’s even sadder when you realize that so many teenage mothers are impregnated by not-so-teen fathers.

Gross.

So it’s probably nice for pregnant teens to see that someone who was once in their situation is now leading a “normal” life.

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Amy Duggar: Blaming Dillon King For Failing Marriage?!

If you watch Marriage Boot Camp online, you know that Amy Duggar and Dillon King have been venting some serious frustrations this season.

Amy and Dillon just got married in September of 2015, but it seems they began to clash with one another almost immediately after tying the knot.

Now, the Kings are airing their dirty laundry for fun and profit, and both production insiders and MBC viewers seem to believe they’re headed for divorce.

In a clip from this week’s episode obtained exclusively by Radar Online, Amy and Dillon can be seen squabbling over the some seriously inconsequential matters.

We know every couple bickers about the small things from time to time, but hashing out over whose turn it is to feed the cat in public and in front of a camera crew?

That doesn’t bode well for Amy and Dillon’s future.

“If there is responsibilities to do, you tend not to do them,” Dillon taunts Amy in the new clip.

“You wanted to have your online banking set up. You went shopping instead of going and getting the things done!”

“Who do you think takes care of the cat?” Amy rather lamely shoots back.

“I’m sorry but it’s true! I’m not some loser who just sits and waits for you to come home!”

“The cat has food,” King responds.

“It’s an automatic feeder.”

Amy’s argument is an odd one (especially given her alleged history of animal neglect and abuse), and it seems from that exchange like Dillon came out on top.

However, her castmates seem to believe that it’s Dillon who needs to change his outlook and behavior.

“Just because she missed the bank one day is not that big of a friggin’ deal,” Renee Graziano says, in response to Dillon’s claims about Amy’s irresponsibility.

In previous episodes, Amy slammed Dillon as a “joke,” and stated that she blames him for all the troubled in her marriage.

And yet, the cast seems to be on her side.

Either there’s some serious drama going on with the Kings behind the scenes…

…or Amy is one hell of a charmer off camera.

Whatever the case, divorce seems to be in the cards for these two.

Which would make Amy even more of an outcast in her family than she already is.

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