Farrah Abraham is making sure she looks her best when she steps into the ring to fight Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander … we’ve learned she just got some new ink! Farrah hit up Faces In The Dark Tattoo parlor in Austin, Texas Friday afternoon to get a…
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Saturday, October 20, 2018
Saturday, October 13, 2018
Hoopz to Farrah Abraham: Im"ma Knock You the F--k Out!
You know how Teen Mom villain Farrah Abraham is trying to be a celebrity boxer now?
Well, she’s going to fight fellow reality television personality Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander.
And Nicole is promising that, when she’s face to face with Farrah, she won’t pull any punches — literally.
On Wednesday, Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander spoke to Detroit’s WJLB radio station, and as The Ashley notes, promised that she won’t hold back.
“I’m gonna get in there and fight for real,” she promises of her November 10 fight with Farrah.
“She’s an opponent,” Nicole reasons.
They may be doing this for entertainment, but it’s not a tickle fight.
“The people are coming out to see a fight,” Nicole says.
And she plans to give it to them.
Nicole also talks about why fans should believe that she’s looking forward to blowing off some steam.
“At the end of the day, we walk around as celebrities,” she explains.
The go on television to play roles “and we can’t touch anybody [on the shows we’re on].”
It sounds like this experience could be as cathartic for Nicole as it will be for the countless people who hate Farrah.
“So you’re giving me an opportunity to get in the ring and I can actually take something out on somebody else?!” Nicole says.
“How am I gonna get in there and half-ass something?” Nicole asks.
That is a very fair point.
“[On reality shows] I didn’t [fight],” she explains.
Nicole says that the reason for that was “because there’s a clause [in your contract that says] you cant put your hands on nobody.”
That is a very sensible clause for any reality show.
But in the ring, when the literal gloves go on, the figurative gloves come off.
Nicole is very aware of Farrah’s ridiculous training efforts.
“She’s training as hard as she can train,” Nicole says charitably.
Nicole then gets a little less charitable as she suggests that she is more than qualified to knock Farrah into next week.
“I’m probably over-training,” Nicole admits.
You know how Farrah has been going to the gym half-naked as part of her “training” program?
Nicole is all-too aware of it.
“I feel like she’s going to not even have a sports bra on,” Nicole jokes about their upcoming fight.
Nicole says: “She’s been training half naked.”
In fact, Farrah worked out in lingerie on a camgirl site … and auctioned off the underwear she was wearing for cash afterwards.
To be clear, she’s not shaming Farrah for taking off her clothes. As you can see above, Nicole has posed in lingerie before.
She just knows how to separate stripping down from gearing up for a fight.
Nicole even jokes that Farrah may just strip naked for their fight in November. Which, to be fair, would absolutely fit Farrah’s brand.
“She may come out in some nothingness,” Nicole suggests.
That would be quite something. But Nicole suggests that it’s fine if she does.
“It don’t matter,” Nicole says confidently. “That’s how she’s gonna fall asleep.”
Dang. Those are fighting words. Literally.
Sunday, October 7, 2018
Farrah Abraham Says She Got Caught in Khabib Attack After UFC 229
Farrah Abraham feared for her life when Khabib attacked Conor McGregor’s coach, because she was right there. We got Farrah, along with Scott Disick and Sofia Richie, leaving the T-Mobile Arena Saturday night, and she apparently had great seats,…
Friday, October 5, 2018
Farrah Abraham on Teen Mom: HA! It"s a Failure Without Me!
Teen Mom OG returned to the air on October 1, with one very obvious change:
Farrah Abraham is no longer a cast member.
She was fired in February and replaced by two additions: Bristol Palin and Cheyenne Floyd.
How did the Season 8 premiere fare without this controversial reality star on board?
Below, we relay the opening ratings and then we share Abraham"s calm, cool and collected reaction to how the program is doing thus far without her polarizing presence…
1. The New Cast
Here they are: Amber, Maci, Catelynn, Cheyenne and Bristol. MTV is banking on this quintet to draw in the ratings for Season 8.
2. Was the Premiere a Hit?
Based on buzz, maybe. The Internet wrote a lot about Bristol and her marital problems. Based on ratings, however? Well…
3. Under a Million Viewers Tuned In
According to Ratings by the Numbers, the Season 8 premiere drew in 957,000 viewers for its original airing at 9/8c on Monday, October 1.
4. Can We Compare This to The Season 7 Premiere?
Of course. On November 27, 2017 — a premiere that featured Abraham in all her Farrah glory – 1.319 million viewers were viewing MTV to see what these women were up to.
5. As for the Season 7 Finale?
That episode garnered 1.098 million viewers, meaning there was a pretty significant drop-off from those who were curious to see what Farrah was doing to those who tuned in for the debut of Bristol and Chyenne.
6. Was This Really a Reflection of Farrah Getting Fired?
We mean… perhaps. There’s no real way of knowing. But ratings across the board have been dropping on television as streaming services take off, viewers have more options and the use of DVR explodes.
Wednesday, October 3, 2018
Bristol Palin to Farrah Abraham: Why Are You So Obsessed with Me?
Farrah Abraham has been replaced on Teen Mom OG, and to absolutely no one’s surprise, she is not taking it well.
Bristol Palin has shot down the claim that she secretly wants to be just like Farrah.
Now, she’s doubling down on that, and dragging Farrah as a mother, a role model, and a human being.
Appearing on Teen Mom: After The Show, Bristol Palin is affirming that she has no special love for Afarrah Abraham.
“No,” she says. “There’s nothing about me that wants to be anything like her.”
“And,” Bristol continues. “I would never want my girls to look up to someone like that.”
“So girlfriend,” she says in an exaggerated manner before snapping in a Z-formation, giving us flashbacks to well over a decade ago.
Bristol can’t keep up the overly dramatic act, and says: “I’m just joking!”
She’s clearly not joking about her feelings regardling Farrah, however, because she recently told Jenny McCarthy something similar.
“It’s just like, ‘Oh, she’s trying to be me,"” Bristol said.
Farrah has accused both Bristol and Cheyenne of trying and failing to be her.
“It’s like, girlfriend,” Bristol said. “You could not pay me to want to be anything like you. Honestly.”
“So no,” Bristol said. “I’m not trying to be like her.”
Farrah trashed her Teen Mom replacements, saying that either they themselves are stupid or the decision to cast them was — or both.
“There’s no intelligence there,” Farrah said, presumably while looking into a mirror.
“And,” Farrah continued. “I actually feel like the Teen Mom fans deserve to have better people fill my position.”
She wasn’t working as a store clerk — she was part of a reality show, so that’s awkward phrasing.
Also, fill my position sounds like a euphemism when Farrah says it.
“And,” Farrah said. “They deserve to have better quality.”
She also believes that not only are Bristol and Cheyenne inadequate, but they’re not even being paid as well as she was.
“Last I heard,” Farrah claims. “They said they couldn’t [have] been paid enough to be like me.”
“But yet, they are paid,” Farrah says. “They’re filling my spot.”
Farrah may bitterly hate Teen Mom, but it sounds like the show is an ex that she just can’t stand to see move on to someone else.
Bristol isn’t exactly anyone’s favorite person. She’s been accused of being a racist and a homophobe.
It doesn’t help that her mother is the absolutely infamous Sarah Palin.
Trying to out-awful Bristol is a tall order, but Farrah always seems to come across looking like an absolute maniac when the two of them feud.
On her own, Bristol may hold some truly terrible political views and bear the curse of her last name.
But when you put her beside Farrah, she looks calm and reasonable by comparison.
Farrah might not mean to, but she’s doing Bristol, Teen Mom OG, and MTV a huge favor by going on these rants.
Monday, October 1, 2018
Farrah Abraham Trashes Simon Saran and His "Stupid Rebound Chick"
Farrah Abraham appeared on Face The Truth to defend her parenting and to test positive for barbiturates, but that’s not her only new television gig.
Farrah will appear alongside ex-boyfriend Simon Saran on Season 2 of Ex on the Beach.
She’s already building hype by, you guessed it, attacking Simon on social media.
Farrah took to her Instagram stories to tease her ire for ex-boyfriend Simon Saran.
In her post, she writes over (alleged) messages from Simon.
We should of course acknowledge that any and all social media messages can be faked.
That said, we’re not willing to wager that Farrah knows how to do that.
The fact of the matter is that Simon, in these messages, looks like he’s mostly just reaching out to be nice.
In these chaotic images, Simon appears to have sent Farrah money.
Simon also writes: “I love you & miss you.”
“Ex’s [sic] never get over me,” Farrah laments. “This one is just in line with the rest – BYE.”
As far as we know, Farrah doesn’t have all that many ex-boyfriends.
But we have to agree with her — most people would take a long time to recover from dating her.
“Sending me money again?” Farrah seems to laugh. “I don’t even talk to you $ $ $ $ thanks.”
He also offered to get her some massages, inviting her to let him do something nice for her.
“I feel sorry for his stupid rebound chick who he never liked,” Farrah says.
It doesn’t really sound like she feels all that sorry for Ashley Hannawacker.
If she did, she probably wouldn’t be calling her a stupid rebound chick, right?
Farrah dismisses Simon, writing “BYE” in all caps.
For that matter, she also calls him “Slimon,” fusing his name with the word slime.
It even appears that she has saved his contact information on her phone under that name.
Ouch.
It’s kind of weird for Farrah to be “bashing” Simon by just acting like a huge jerk and showing her followers that he still says and does nice things for her.
But hey, whatever builds hype for Ex on the Beach, we guess.
Ashley Hannawacker and Simon have been together since March.
So far, Simon hasn’t posted anything inflammatory about Farrah.
A few weeks ago, he did share a piece of advice on social media: “Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution.”
He doesn’t mention Farrah by name, but that looks like a reference to the Teen Mom Terror if we’ve ever heard one.
As for Ex on the Beach, Farrah and Simon are said to have begun filming a few weeks ago.
Everything should be wrapped up in time to give Farrah plenty of time to prepare for her upcoming boxing match.
Farrah sure does love to fight.
Thursday, September 27, 2018
Farrah Abraham Goes Back to Court: Is She in Jail Yet?!
Farrah Abraham has a lot going on in her life right now.
She’s been training for that celebrity boxing match, she failed that drug test, she’s in that weird new feud with Vivica A. Fox …
Speaking of feuds, she’s been having a little public spat with Bristol Palin, too, and she’s still pretty fond of running her mouth about Teen Mom OG and how much better she is than all the cast members.
Like we said, she’s pretty busy these days.
With everything we’ve been hearing about her lately, you may have forgotten that there’s a decent chance she could be going to jail soon.
Back in June, everybody’s favorite former Teen Mom was arrested after causing a scene at a hotel in Beverly Hills.
According to some poor hotel guests who were unlucky enough to be there with Farrah, she seemed intoxicated that night, and we know that she was rowdy enough to get kicked out.
A security guard came to escort her away, and that’s when things got bad.
Or, well, worse.
The guard claimed that Farrah got violent with him when he tried to remove her from the hotel — he said she hit him in the face with her forearm, and that she also grabbed his head and shook it.
Someone called the police, and when officers arrived, she told them to “f-ck off,” and she pulled the “don’t you know who I am?” trick a few times.
It did not work.
She stayed in jail until the next afternoon, and a few weeks after that, she was officially charged with battery and resisting arrest.
If she’s found guilty, she could face up to eighteen months in jail, and that’s exciting, right?
Not because we want to see her fail or be sad or anything like that, just because it’s neat when people do bad things and then face consequences for their actions.
She had her first big court date last month, and she was offered a plea deal — a pretty sweet one, too.
If she agreed to the deal, then the battery charge would go away, and instead she’d be charged with trespassing, which just sounds better, you know?
Instead of going to jail, she’d just be on probation for a few years, and on top of that she’d have to take some anger management classes, do community service, and stay away from the hotel where everything went down.
It seems like a good deal, especially since several witnesses all agree that she’s guilty of attacking that security guard, and we’re pretty sure those police officers could convince a judge that she’s guilty of resisting arrest, too.
But did she take that deal?
You know she didn’t!
As Farrah explained in an interview after that court date, she didn’t accept the deal because she’s not guilty — ever since this whole mess started, she’s been insisting she’s not guilty.
For what it’s worth, she also said that she’s “very mentally stable” and that she has “no aggressive issues.”
It’s hard to comprehend just how delusional she really is, isn’t it?
But that all happened several weeks ago — what’s going on with everything now?
Well, Farrah just had another hearing, and … ugh.
Before she made her way into court, she did a little Instagram Live video in which she told her followers “I better not be found guilty of anything.”
“I’m nervous, I’ve been stressed out,” she said. “I have anxiety about all this.”
For anyone who may be in the same position she’s in right now, she advised them to “stand firm for whatever you believe in, do not say you’re guilty for something and take a plea deal.”
“Stand firm if you guys have court or anything. I know it’s stressful.”
“For the record,” she added, “I never trespassed. For the record, I never battered someone. That would be a no-no and I never resisted an officer.”
“I’m never living in Beverly Hills ever again! It is trouble!”
So there you have it!
Farrah never did any of those things that many, many people saw her because “that would be a no-no,” and no-nos are something Farrah does not do.
It’s as simple as that.
Did the judge buy this incredible “no-no” argument?
As frustrating as it is, we don’t know — we just know that she has another pre-trial hearing on November 2nd.
Why is this taking so long? Is this normal? Are they trying to decide if Farrah is mentally competent enough for an actual trial? Did that failed drug test affect any of this?
So many questions, and absolutely no answers.
Guess we’ll have to wait until November to see how the no-no defense plays out!
Saturday, September 22, 2018
Farrah Abraham Trashes New Teen Moms: What Pathetic, Dumb Losers!
Farrah Abraham is out.
Cheyenne Floyd is in.
And a new rivalry has apparently been born.
With Abraham having been fired by MTV several months ago due to her involvement in the amateur porn business, the network went out and hired two replacements:
Floyd and Bristol Palin.
Farrah has hurled a bit of shade at these newbies on occasion over the past few weeks, but she opened up in depth for the first time while speaking to Us Weekly on Friday, September 21.
What did she have to say? Scroll down to find out!
1. Let’s Just Get Right To It!
Tell us how you feel, Farrah. “There’s no intelligence there and I actually feel like the Teen Mom fans deserve to have better people fill my position and they deserve to have better quality,” she told the above-mentioned tabloid in this extended interview, going right after Bristol, but especially Cheyenne, for simply not being very smart.
2. How Do We Know She’s Taking Aim Specifically at Floyd?
Because she continued as follows: “They’re from other MTV shows, they’re like Teen Mom groupies. They’re Teen Mom, like, fans, and that’s fine if you are, but don’t go on my show that you watched, talk s—t about me, act like me, it’s like white Girl Interrupted. It’s not cool, it’s not OK.”
3. Where Have We Seen Floyd Before?
She appeared on MTV’s Are You the One? and The Challenge: Rivals III, which is actually where she met baby daddy Cory Wharton, who will also been on Teen Mom OG Season 8.
4. So, She Had Nothing at All to Say About Bristol?
HA! Does that sound like Abraham at all? She had plenty to say about this shocking new Teen Mom cast member.
5. Here She Goes…
“Last I heard they said they couldn’t been paid enough to be like me, but yet, they are paid, they’re filling my spot,” Farrah told Us Weekly.
6. What? Was That English?
Sort of — but it was a to reference to comments Palin recently made about NOT acting like the ex-Teen Mom OG star during an appearance on Jenny McCarthy’s SiriusXM radio show.
Wednesday, September 19, 2018
Bristol Palin Blasts Farrah Abraham: We Are NOTHING Alike!
As you’ve likely heard by now, Bristol Palin will be joining the cast of Teen Mom OG for the show’s upcoming eighth season.
Bristol is one of two new cast members replacing the fired Farrah Abraham, the other being former The Challenge star Cheyenne Floyd.
But Farrah has become desperate in her efforts to remain relevant as of late, so perhaps it should come as no surprise that she decided to launch an attack against the more high profile of her usurpers.
Yes, for about a month now, Farrah has been talking smack about Bristol every chance she gets.
And of course, she’s been favoring the old “why are you so obsessed with me?!” card and accusing Bristol of biting her style.
Bristol appeared on Jenny McCarthy’s Sirius XM show earlier this week, and the unhinged host showed little interest in vaccinating Palin from the infectious disease that is Farrah:
“Farrah had said something about you, saying, ‘She looks like she wants to be me,’” McCarthy said
At first, Palin was sympathetic and allowed for the possibility that she and Farrah have suffered similar mistreatment by the press:
“Girlfriend. I watch the show. I kind of felt bad,” she said about Abraham.
“I know how it feels to be judged off the bat. I feel like I walk into a room and people just whisper.”
From there, Bristol went into mild shade-throwing mode, stating that she pities poor Farrah for the obvious difficulty she’s experiencing in her post-MTV life:
“I watch the show. Maybe she’s just misunderstood. Poor girl, I feel so bad.”
When McCarthy directly quoted Abraham as saying, “She’s trying to be me,” Palin finally lost it.
“Girlfriend, you could not pay me to want to be anything like you,” Bristol said.
“Honestly. No, I’m not trying to be like her.”
From there, Bristol was off on a rant, confirming that those who have had actual interactions with Farrah share the opinion of those who have only watched her from afar — the girl is batsh-t crazy.
“This is the only time I’m going to address it. I can’t stand people like that,” Bristol raged.
“They are just searching for attention. So, it’s poke, poke, poke. No. You’re like that on the show because that’s how you are.”
We didn’t think Farrah could sink any lower than she already had, but amazingly she’s found a way to look like the psychotic one in a feud with a freakin’ Palin.
Jeremy Calvert to Teen Mom Fans: Leave Farrah Abraham Alone!
Farrah Abraham has a lot of critics, but not very many defenders.
The reasons for this are myriad, of course, as Farrah continues to find ways to f-ck up not only her own existence, but that of her 8-year-old daughter.
Sure, it"s Farrah"s life, and if she wants to star in live-streaming online sex shows instead of a popular reality series, that"s her decision to make.
She would probably find at least some fan support for such choices, were it not for the fact that she"s terrible to everyone in her life, especially her mother and daughter.
But now, Farrah has found an unlikely defender in Leah Messer"s second husband, Jeremy Calvert.
As a result, another star of the franchise is attempting to get Calvert to see the light, and Farrah is proving once again that she doesn"t need to star on a Teen Mom series in order to stir up major drama with the shows" cast. Details:
1. A Problem Like Farrah
Where to begin with Ms. Abraham’s many, many flaws as a mother and member of society? For time’s sake, we’ll just stick to the last couple months of Farrah f-ck ups.
2. Keeping Busy
Yes, it was quite the summer for Farrah, who kicked things off by being arrested for attacking a staff member at the Beverly Hills Hotel while her daughter was asleep nearby.
3. The Dead Dog Debacle
Shortly thereafter, Farrah attempted to show off her comedic chops by making a video in which she encourages Sophia to “prank” a friend by telling the girl her dog has died. Funny stuff!
4. The Boxer
At the moment, Farrah is preparing or her first “celebrity boxing” match, which mostly consists of charging fans to watch her work out in various stages of undress. Sadly, her career as a nude pugilist may be over before it begins because …
5. Farrah Is Back on Drugs
Come to think of it, we don’t know if she was ever off drugs. Whatever the case, she recently tested positive for barbituates while filming a TV show and then tried to play dumb in hilarious fashion.
6. Farrah Being Farrah
Needless to say, Ms. Abraham is a genius in the art of torpedoing her own public image, but one high-profile defender thinks all the flak Farrah receives is undeserved …
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
Farrah Abraham Lands Spot on MTV Reality Show ... With Her Ex Simon Saran
It’s been almost ten months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG.
The reasons for her dismissal vary, depending on whose version of events you believe, but whether it was Farrah’s work as a camgirl or her notoriously horrendous attitude that got her canned, the upshot remains the same:
Ms. Abraham is no longer a cast member on the show that made her famous.
But that doesn’t mean she’s through working for the network that gave her her big break.
According to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup is currently in her second week of filming for MTV’s Ex on the Beach Season 2.
She’ll be joined on the notoriously drama-packed series by her most volatile ex, Simon Saran.
The news may come as a shock to TMOG fans, as when Farrah and Simon broke up, it was not on the best of terms.
In fact, these two took shots at each other on social media for months after they parted ways.
Now, they’ll do battle and plot revenge hookups with other pseudo-celebs on the sunny beaches of Malibu.
According to The Ashley, Saran revealed his involvement with the show in a recent social media post.
And we think it’s safe to say he sounded less than enthused about the experience.
“MTV appearance, f-ck it, why not,” Saran wrote on Instagram this week.
In a way, this is a double-reconciliation of sorts for Farrah.
In addition to crossing paths with Saran again, Farrah is once more working with Viacom, the network that owns MTV.
It’s a bit of an unexpected reunion as Abraham sued Viacom for wrongful dismissal after she was fired from TMOG, and as far as anyone knows, that suit was never settled.
Maybe the company decided to throw her a one-off gig as part of her severance package.
Or maybe they’ve finally figured out what fans have known all along — obnoxious as she may be, Farrah is ratings gold.
Whatever the case, we applaud the decision to re-introduce one of the most memorable trainwrecks in the history of reality TV.
Tuesday, September 11, 2018
Maci Bookout Poses with Co-Stars, Shades Farrah Abraham
Maci Bookout is ready to move forward.
But not before she takes a quick look back.
Shortly after the first promo for Teen Mom OG Season 8 went viral, the long-time MTV personality spent a night out in New York City with her old and new co-stars.
As you can see below, Bookout clearly had an enjoyable time with Catelynn Lowell, Amber Portwood, Cheyenne Floyd and Bristol Palin.
What about Farrah Abraham?
She is no longer a part of the case, due to her affiliation with amateur pornography, and Maci couldn"t help but get a small shot in at her frenemy prior to moving on with these new ladies.
See what we mean right here and now…
1. Here They Are!
Here is a photo of the new quintet out and about; with ex-The Challenge participant Floyd now part of the crew, along Sarah Palin’s controversial daughter, Bristol Palin.
2. Fare Thee Well, Farrah?
Or not, Maci basically said in her caption to this photo, which reads: “awesome day working with these beauties #tmogfamily #twoisbetterthanone.”
3. Did You Catch It?
#twoisbetterthanone. We don’t see any way to interpret that hashtag aside from Maci saying that these TWO new additions far outweigh the ONE cast member who is now gone. And that would be Farrah.
4. This Wasn’t Maci’s First Dig at Farrah’s Expense
Appearing on Kailyn Lowry’s podcast in August, Maci was asked about Bristol joining Teen Mom OG. Simply put, “anyone is better than Farrah,” Bookout replied.
5. Farrah Claps Back
A little, at least. After learning that Maci would appear on the show Naked and Afraid, in the wake of Abraham getting fired for being naked on Web cams, Abraham said of Bookout: “The irony of this is hilarious. Hopefully she has fun on her pornographic show; [it] sounds tragic.”
6. What About Bristol and Cheyenne?
Maci doesn’t have anything negative to say about them, only about the way producers went about hiring these newbies and informing the other cast members.
Friday, September 7, 2018
Farrah Abraham Goes to the Gym Basically Naked Because Of Course She Does
In case you haven’t heard, Farrah Abraham wants to be a boxer now.
But before you get too excited about the prospect of seeing the widely-despised former Teen Mom OG get her ass handed to her in a legitimate bout, you should know that — like just about everything else in Farrah’s life — boxing is just an excuse to take her clothes off.
That’s Farrah training for her upcoming fight against Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander one of the stars of VH1’s rightly-forgotten reality show Flavor of Love.
Now you may think it’s a little absurd for Farrah to prepare for a boxing match with her ass hanging out, but like we said, this is not your average bout.
Like Conor McGregor in the run-up to his fight with Floyd Mayweather, Farrah is more valuable as a marketer than as a fighter.
And to her credit, the woman is taking full advantage of this opportunity to boost her profile and line her pockets.
The reason Farrah is so very nearly bare-assed as she squares off with her trainer is that the session was live-streamed on Camsoda.
As you may recall, Farrah was fired from Teen Mom OG for her refusal to stop hosting one-woman sex shows on the site.
So it makes sense that these days she’s doubled-down and basically lives her life on Camsoda.
And so, for a one-time fee, Farrah’s horniest fans were able to watch her work out in various stages of undress.
We guess it’s a good thing Sophia’s mom is cashing in while she can because the fight itself — which is scheduled to take place in Atlantic City in November — is almost certain to be a bust.
Sources say Farrah wanted to fight Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, and her team made lucrative offers to both women.
But even those has-beens were unwilling to step into the ring, and that’s how Farrah wound up squaring off with Hoopz.
We’re sure Ms. Abraham is thinking this is how the second stage of her career will begin, but we’re guessing those PPV figures aren’t gonna deliver in the way that she’s expecting.
Thursday, September 6, 2018
Farrah Abraham Flaunts Ridiculous Amount of Side-Boob, Continues to Pretend She"s Training For Boxing Match
Have you heard the exciting news about Farrah Abraham?
No, we’re not talking about the fact that she was arrested for drunkenly assaulting the staff at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
And no, we’re not talking about the fact that Farrah is training for a boxing match against one of the women who shamed her family by competing to have sex with Flavor freakin’ Flav on national television.
We’re talking about the latest video that Farrah posted on Instagram.
Now, you’re gonna see some things you’ve seen before in this video — namely, an almost-naked Farrah Abraham.
But you’re also gonna see some things that may cause you to question everything you thought you knew about biology, physics, and the very nature of reality.
We’re talking, of course, about Farrah’s side-boob.
You may be thinking to yourself, Farrah’s boobs are just like every other part of her body. I’ve seen them more times than I care to count!
That may be true (especially if your search history looks like ours), but for some reason, the latest glimpse at Farrah’s surgically-enhanced breasts has even the most jaded fans doing a double take.
Perhaps it’s the fact that most of the time we see Farrah’s boobs, they’re not in motion.
Or maybe it’s the fact that Farrah has been boasting non-stop about the results she’s gotten from all her recent “training” and implying that her physique is all natural.
Whatever the case, this video has been scrutinized by fans more than any Farrah footage since Backdoor Teen Mom.
“They don’t even bounce!” wrote one medical expert.
“Your surgeon gave u that body not god and it’s not that great,” commented another follower.
“Surgery got you that body. Training hasn’t given you any results yet,” remarked a third.
“You haven’t been doing it long enough and you don’t have any muscle definition. Why you tryna to preach to ppl who know what they’re talking about?”
Of course, Farrah had her defenders, too:
“There is so much body shaming going on! It’s hard enough for most women to love their body and themselves and then you have women who are shaming others!” remarked one fan.
“Great way in helping empower others!!! SMH!” the commenter added.
“You know she may of had procedures but that’s on her, so what! That her life and her body!
Far be it for us to back Farrah, but we’re in full agreement with this comment.
Besides, there are so many valid reasons to make fun of Farrah Abraham that it just seems lazy to resort to easy boob jokes.
Jenelle Evans: Farrah Abraham Made Me the Woman I Am Today!
Farrah Abraham has contributed a great deal to society in her 27 years on this planet.
In addition to some of the most memorable meltdowns in reality TV history, we wouldn’t have such cinematic classics as Backdoor Teen Mom were it not for Ms. Abraham’s artistic vision.
But for all her achievements, Farrah’s most enduring contribution might be her role in bringing the divine energy of Jenelle Evans to the masses.
That’s right, folks, your fun Teen Mom fact of the day is a doozy:
It seems that if it weren’t for Farrah, Jenelle might have never auditioned for the show that made her (in)famous.
Recently, Jenelle took to Instagram for a Q&A session with fans and one follower asked whose idea it was for the Carolina Hurricane to make a play for reality TV fame.
“It was my idea,” Jenelle replied.
“I went to casting calls on MTV’s website after watching Farrah’s episode for the first time. I was 7 months pregnant with Jace.”
But Jenelle drew the line at several media outlets’ claims that Farrah “inspired” her to try out for Teen Mom
“Inspired’ is a big word, lol,” Jenelle tweeted. “The show concept interested me, not her.”
As Starcasm points out, this was the same Q&A during which Jenelle revealed that she’s not planning on having more kids.
While that might be the best news of the 21st century thus far, it certainly wasn’t the only highlight.
For example, one fan asked Jenelle what her “sober date” is.
Ms. Evans replied thusly:
“Go out to eat at STK and stuff our faces. Take some dessert to go for later. Go home watch a new movie and eat the dessert with hubby.”
Now, it’s possible that the person asking the question was genuinely curious about date ideas that don’t involve Jaeger bombs, but a quick Google search of the term “sober date” reveals that it usually refers to the date on which a former substance abuser became sober.
Did Jenelle know that and it was a clever dodge, or the far more common meaning of the term not occur to her?
Somehow, either way, it’s classic Jenelle.
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