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Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Jenna Jameson Flaunts Astonishing 57 Pound Weight Loss!

Jenna Jameson has been retired from porn for over ten years now, but she’s still one of the handful household names to emerge from the adult industry in the ’90s and early 2000s.


While she raked in a ton of cash during her career, Jameson’s life has deteriorated recently into the sort of cautionary tale that the porn world produces so consistently.



In the past few years, Jameson has been arrested; she’s been involved in multiple unhealthy relationships; and she’s appeared intoxicated and incoherent in numerous relationships.


She’s been both a victim and a perpetrator of awful behavior.


She’s lied; she’s cheated; she’s said horrible, racist things on television and blamed others when she was called out for her comments.


In other words, she’s what 60 million or so Americans would consider presidential material.


But despite the many times Jenna has let us down, we’re still rooting for her.



We’re mostly rooting for her to stop being racist, but maybe a more positive worldview come more naturally now that she’s taking care of herself.


As you can see, Jenna has shed quite a few pounds in recent months — 57 pounds to be exact.


She posted the before-and-after pics above to her Instagram page this week along with a caption describing her process:


“Thought I’d post a #motivationmonday #beforeandafter of my total weight loss,” Jameson wrote.


“On the right I weight 187. On the left I’m a strong 130. I was lethargic and struggled with the easiest of tasks like walking in the beach sand with Batelli.



“I felt slow mentally and physically. I took the pic on the right for a body positive post I was going to do and decided against it because I felt anything but fucking positive,” she added.


“I’m now a little under 4 months on the #ketodiet and it’s not only given me physical results, I feel happier, smarter, and much more confident.”:


Jameson also posted a second before-and-after pic, this time offering 


This has been a strong week for my Keto lifestyle results. I’m no longer really losing fat, I’m tightening,” she wrote.


“I see and feel the biggest difference in my arms and back.



“When I was out of shape, I felt really thick through my core and trap and arm area. That’s finally starting to go.”


Yes, the keto diet is working wonders for lots of people these days.


But until they invent carb-free french fry sandwiches, it simply won’t be for us.


Anyway, congrats to Jenna on her remarkable transformation.


Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re going to go bury our shame in an avalanche of empty calories.



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Friday, April 7, 2017

Jenna Jameson Gives Birth; Find Out Her Baby"s Name and Gender!

Jenna Jameson just put her vagina to important use once again.


But in a very different capacity than the way in which this ex-porn star did for so many years.



Inappropriate references aside, the precious point is this:


Jameson is a brand new mother! She just gave birth to a baby girl!!!!!!


Already the other to twin eight-year old boys, Jameson and fiancé Lior Bitton confirmed their exciting news a few hours ago on Instagram.


“Baby arrived momma did amazing job, everyone healthy and happy,” Bitton shared from the hospital on his social media account, adding:


“God bless you @jennacantlose you are a warrior! I love you.”


Jameson later shared the first photo of her daughter online, revealing her unique name in the process: Batel Lu Bitton.


“I am so proud to introduce everyone to my newborn daughter! Her name is Batel Lu Bitton. She was born at 8lbs exactly and 21 inches long,” Jameson captioned the adorable image below.


Added the famous blonde:


“She is so calm and graceful it’s hard to look at her not feel overwhelmed. I had a very long labor (12 hours) and pushed for an intense 22 minutes.


“We are head over heels in love with her welcome to the world little star, Mommy loves you.”



Prior to giving birth, Jameson kept followers well apprised of her pregnancy, often flaunting her impressive baby bump as it grew over the weeks and months.


“I thought my belly had leveled off last week… I was wrong,” she recently wrote online.


“I’m 9 months pregnant, and feeling so blessed because this little one is thriving!


“This time with my twins, I had already delivered, so it feels so good to keep this little star baking!!!!!”



Back in August of last year, Jameson confirmed she was expecting her third child.


Her cute twin boys are the product of her past relationship with MMA fighter Tito Ortiz.


At this point in her life, the star is quite content with the family and friends she keeps close to her.


And that holds especially true for her fiance.


“Wow baby, thank you so much for this mind blowing ‘push present.’ You are such a gift from G-d, I’m blessed I have you @liorbitt,” Jameson wrote on Instagram while showing a new sports can five weeks ago.


“But remember, your generosity isn’t why I love you, you’re the kind of man that I KNOW I can count on, and THAT is worth more than anything.”


Jenna concluded at the time:


“I am so happy I have an amazing husband, phenomenal friends and family, the gift of sobriety and a little angel on the way. Thank you Lior for helping me find my way. #maybach.”



We send our best wishes to this newly-expanded family and to all the other stars who became parents in 2017.


Congrats all around!


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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Jenna Jameson: Muslims are Evil Rapists, But the KKK is Fine!

It’s official: Jenna Jameson has lost it.



To be fair, we’re not all that convinced that she ever had it, but regardless, she’s looking especially unhinged right now.



Because right now, and for the past few days, Jenna has been ranting and raving about Muslims over on Twitter.


It sounds bad, right? And that’s because it really, really is.


It started, we think, with Jenna discussing “Muslim rape gangs,” which is apparently a thing she believes exists.


She went on a tangent about how Sweden is now “the rape capitol of the world” because “it opened its arms to these sharia loving psychos.”


She called Mark Ruffalo “just another virtue signaling half wit who knows nothing of the Jewish plight.”



When asked about Christian terrorists and why she insisted on reserving all her hate for Muslims, she argued that “I don’t see bands of Christian rape gangs.”


“Don’t shift the goal posts,” she wrote. “I am discussing the Muslim rape epidemic. But before you make the retarded Christian terrorist argument, fact check.”


It’s getting crazy, right? Like, bad crazy.


But hold on tight, friends, because we’ve barely gotten started yet.


Someone asked Jenna why she hates Muslims, and she responded with “I don’t ‘hate’ them … I disagree with absolutely everything they represent, and I am utterly unafraid to express my opinion.”



So at this point, Jenna’s on a roll, she’s probably thinking she’s killing it in that delusional mind of hers. She’s probably feeling so good about herself and her reasoning skills.


What better time to throw the actual KKK into the discussion?


Jenna asked “Do the ku klux klan follow a religion that orders the death of apostates? When was the last time we saw a klan member blow up infidels?”


That sounds an awful lot like a defense, right? And yes, the KKK might not “blow up infidels,” but they’ve always been pretty down with racism and violence and why do we even have to explain this?



She must have realized her mistake, because she added “Thank god they’ve been all but eradicated into obscurity … no thanks to the democrats who created them.”


Oh, Jenna.


We’re not going to touch the Democrats claim, but it’s interesting that she thanks they’ve been “all but eradicated” when they publicly marched the day Trump was elected.


But anyway, back to the Muslim bashing.


“I disagree with following an ideology that abuses women, kills gays, mutilates female children and murders apostates,” she wrote.



“Even moderate muslims believe homosexuality is a criminal offense, polygamy is the norm, women are considered animals. Shall I go on?”


When someone pointed out that many other religions believe homosexuality is a criminal offense, she argued “But Christians don’t believe in putting their heads on pikes.”


Jenna, bless her heart, also wrote “You can accuse me of many things, but being dumb isn’t one of them.”


What a wild, awful ride, huh? Who knew Jenna Jameson was such a bigoted ol’ loon?



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Friday, August 5, 2016

Jenna Jameson: Pregnant with Baby #3!

Jenna Jameson may no longer be famous for having lots of sex.


But the world’s most famous ex-porn star does have a sex-related announcement to make:



She’s pregnant! 


The 42-year old took to Twitter on Thursday night in order to share this exciting piece of news.


“It’s OFFICIAL!! I’m pregnant!!” Jameson wrote as caption to the photo above.


The mother-to-be then opened up a bit further to People Magazine.


“My fiancé Lior Bitton and I are over the moon. God has blessed us,” Jameson told the publication, adding:


“I can confirm that it’s only one baby this time (thank goodness)! I’m looking forward to a fun, healthy pregnancy.”


Jameson is already a mom to seven-year-old twin boys (named Jesse Jameson and Journey Jette) from a previous relationship with retired MMA fighter Tito Ortiz.


She was accused late last year of abandoning these sons, as Ortiz was awarded full custody during an ugly break-up in 2013.


Jameson has denied the abandonment claims, although drug abuse allegations against her are what led to the children ending up under the supervision of Ortiz in California.


Elsewhere on Thursday, the ex-adult film actress shared a mirror selfie of her baby bump.


“This is either from Cinnabon delights… Or I’m pregnant… LoL oh yeah, BOTH!” Jameson captioned the profile image.



A Tweet from earlier this week now makes a lot more sense as well.


“I’m sorry I’ve been so absent lately…Feeling sicky…rest rest rest!” the star wrote at the time, likely making a reference to morning sickness.


We wish her a safe and rewarding pregnancy.


Friday, April 29, 2016

Jenna Jameson Cyberbullys Amber Miller! Sparks Twitter War!

Porn star Jenna Jameson is currently focused on sobriety, but she allegedly has time for some sh** stirring.



Tito Ortiz’s girlfriend, Amber Miller claims that Jameson bullied her online to the point where she had to get a restraining order.  


Miller alleges that the issues started when she and Ortiz started dating in 2014.


Ortiz and Jameson, who have twins together, broke up in 2013 after a very tumultuous relationship.


Jameson, according to TMZ, gathered her social media followers to attack Miller.  


She’s received death threats and taunts from the online users, and claims that Jameson even threatened to throw acid in her face.



The order states that Jameson, 42, must stay at least 100 yards away from Miller at all times.


Today, Miller posted a Beyonce GIF to Twitter poking fun at Jameson’s efforts to bring her down.


And when TMZ reported on the story, they erroneously referred to Miller as Tito’s “new chick.”


“@TMZ not my new ‘Chick’! #MyLIFE”!!! #Happy. #Life!” he tweeted.


What’s strange is that most of Jameson’s posts from the past few weeks have been centered on her sobriety and getting her life in order.


Jameson has a history of substance abuse, and one television appearance in 2013 left viewers wondering if she was on something.


Friday, November 20, 2015

Tito Ortiz: Jenna Jameson Abandoned Our Twins

Ooof, this is a bit awkward.



TooFab tweeted an adorable photo of Tito Ortiz and his twins (mom is ex, Jenna Jameson) at the premiere of The Good Dinosaur, and it was all well and good until Jameson’s name was mentioned.



Hokay then!


“That is totally untrue,” Jameson told Toofab in response to the tweet.  “He has alienated me as a parent, and I am in court proceedings overturning his wrongful judgment.”


The former couple went through a very public split, which resulted in Ortiz getting full custody of their 6-year-old twins boys, Jesse and Journey in 2013.


Ortiz and the twins live with his girlfriend, Amber Nichole Miller in Huntington Beach, CA.


“We’re lucky,” Ortiz told the San Diego Tribune of Miller in 2014.  “She’s been amazing. She’s so caring. The boys love her, she has patience with them, and she teaches them. She makes me happy.”


In the same interview, Ortiz said that Jameson hadn’t seen their boys in over a year.


After accusing her of drug use in 2010 (which he claimed started during her pregnancy), Ortiz and Jameson went through hell, with Jameson claiming that Ortiz abused her (the charges were later dropped). 


For his part, Ortiz claims that he never hit her.


“That was probably the worst time of my life,” Ortiz recalled. “I was trying to defend my family and make sure my kids don’t live in a drug environment.”


Jameson recently appeared in Celebrity Big Brother UK alongside Farrah Abraham.


Thursday, September 17, 2015

Farrah Abraham Humps Jenna Jameson, Continues to Make America Proud on Celebrity Big Brother

The national embarrassment that is Farrah Abraham’s stint on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother shows no signs of ending any time soon.


It all started when Farrah attacked her housemate on her first freakin’ episode, yet somehow wasn’t kicked off the show. 


The reality-star-turned-porn-star followed that up by threatening to kill the entire cast



Earlier this week – because Farrah’s insanity isn’t limited to violent fantasies – she informed her castmates that she’s more popular than Kim Kardashian


As you can tell, the woman has raised the facepalm bar pretty high, but if you were afraid that she would run out of ways to make you shake your head in disgust, worry not:



Yes, that’s Farrah and fellow porn star Jenna Jameson simulating various sex acts in a kiddie pool full of chocolate.


This clip is not only entertaining, it’s important for a couple of reasons:


  1. It shows just how low Farrah is willing to sink in her ongoing effort to remain relevant.

  2. It reminds us of exactly why the rest of the world has such a snooty attitude about the US.

The producers of Celebrity Big Brother wanted someone to represent America and because Donald Trump is busy running for president and Charles Manson is in prison, they went with Farrah Abraham and various other psychos like Tila Tequila.


Sadly, millions of Brits are now looking on in horror and thinking, “Well, that’s America for ya, innit mate?” or something to that effect.


As for Tila, don’t worry – she was sent home after everyone remembered that she likes to dress like a Nazi. Yeah, we really need to start voting on who represents us abroad.


Jameson we’re actually okay with, though. At least she doesn’t lie about what she does for a living, unlike those other “sex tape” stars.