Khloe Kardashian & Scott Disick Pull Lame Prank on Kris Jenner

It"s official:

Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick are better at pulling pranks than Kourtney Kardashian.

But it"s also been made official in the past:

This is a very low bar to clear.

As depicted on a previous episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney apparently lacks any and all knowledge about what qualifies as a prank.

She surprised her sister a few weeks back with a flash mob in the middle of a Los Angeles shopping center and… that was it.

It never made any sense why such a move would have made Kim feel embarrassed or ashamed or anything negative at all.

Here. Take a look at this video to see what we mean:

This Sunday, meanwhile, Scott and Khloe will come together to pull one over on Kris Jenner.

Annoyed at how she thinks of herself as some kind of art expert, they will present her with fake paintings by someone they claim is named Art Vandelay.

(All Seinfeld fans just rolled over in their graves at George Constanza"s famous pseudo name being abused in this manner.)

Kris, of course, will think these are real and will walk around the house, wondering where she ought to hang them.

As she does so, Disick and Kardashian will giggle in the background and debate just when they should come clean.

It"s … sort of funny? We guess?

Again, it"s better than what Kourtney tried to do to Kim. But that is saying very little.

Will Scott and Khloe own up to their prank? And how will Kris react when they do so?

Guess you"ll need to tune in this Sunday night at 9/8c on E! to find out!

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Katharine McPhee: Blasted By Taylor Hicks Following Lame Attempt at Shade!

In case you’ve forgotten that there was a point where people actually gave a sh-t about American Idol, allow us to take you back to a simpler time and place, when it was Ryan Seacrest, not Mark Zuckerberg, who decided the outcome of our country’s most hotly-contested elections.

The year was 2006, and Taylor Hicks was making headlines for being young, yet looking old, not unlike how Katharine McPhee is now making headlines for looking young and marrying old.

Anyway, Taylor and Katharine were neck-and-neck throughout their time on the show, but in the end, he came away with the coveted title of American Idol champion.

The win didn’t exactly do wonders for his career, but we’ll get to that later.

McPhee and Hicks are back in the news today thanks to a mild feud that’s revealed some long-simmering tension.

As part of a voter registration drive leading up to November’s midterm elections, McPhee tweeted a photo of herself standing next to Hicks and captioned it with a not-so-subtle jab at her former rival:

“Voting matters,” the actress captioned the pic, complete with upside-down smiley face emoji.

As you can see, Hicks was quick to fire back with a jab of his own, tweeting:

“You’re right, voting DOES matter! But you’re a little late to the party, Kat.” 

Not exactly Biggie vs. Pac, but a mildly entertaining beef made all the more amusing by the fact that neither Hicks nor McPhee has been lighting the charts on fire in the years since their Idol season.

In fact, neither of them has scored a hit.

Katharine’s gone on to a more high-profile career thanks to roles on Scorpion and other shows that play ‘round-the-clock in retirement home common rooms.

These days she’s best known for her engagement to David Foster, as well as for her creepy tendency to refer to his daughters as her kids, even though two of them are older than Katharine.

As for Taylor … well, he’s not exactly killing the game, but he has scored a gig hosting something called State Plate on something called the INSP channel.

The funniest part of all of this is that Taylor and Kat’s season introduced the world to Chris Daughtry and Kellie Pickler, both of whom went on to more successful careers.

Perhaps one of those two should sound off on this situation.

“You’re right, Taylor and Kat, voting does matter … but not as much as how you spend your money,” Daughtry could tweet.

Now, that would be a valuable lesson on the inner-workings of both the music industry and American democracy.

View Slideshow: 14 Awesomest American Idol Alums

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Wendy Williams Cries Lame Tears, Apologizes for Rape Remarks

God, Wendy Williams sucks.

Earlier this week, the talk show host stuck her irritating nose in the business of Nelly, commenting on a serious allegation leveled against the artist:

A woman has claimed Nelly raped her this month after she met up with him inside a tour bus following a concert in Washington.

Despite the seriousness of this allegation, and her complete lack of information regarding what transpired, Williams felt a need to offer an opinon this past Monday.

And it was a very controversial one.

"If she did not put herself in that situation, this wouldn’t have happened,” Williams actually said, blaming the alleged victim and then dressing her down as follows:

"Young lady, you’ve got to stay out of tour buses."

Because Williams said if she did not put herself in that situation, this wouldn’t have happened, stunned critics called Williams out for saying it"s a woman"s fault if she gets sexually assaulted.

So Williams took to the air today and clarified her position.

“Sometimes, I might say something that you don’t understand," Williams explained, now blaming the audience for misunderstanding her words.

But, I am the girl to cop to it,” she added, randomly going on to say it can be “tough” to anchor her talk show without a co-host.

“During the story, I was telling you that there was a young woman who went on the tour bus,” she continued of how she addressed the rape allegations made against Nelly.

“Maybe cavalierly you caught my comments saying, ‘Well you gotta watch where you go.’ I didn’t mean anything by it.”

Yes, maybe we, the viewers, caught her comments cavalierly. This is our fault.

Williams proceeded to tell the story of how she was scared to walk around alone as a young woman and often feared that she could have been sexually assaulted.

Even though she never was.

Going all third person on us, Williams said the following:

“There was a girl named Wendy and she was only 13-years-old, but looked like a woman."

This 13-year old would often run errands and encounter "disgusting" men and it really freaked her out.

At this point, Williams started crying, playing the victim of a crime that was never committed.

"All I’m saying regarding young women is, I apologize if my message was met with callousness,” she concluded.

“What I meant to say is, young ladies, we should be able to go wherever we want to go, but, we always have to know where the exits are…

"We always have to be aware, that’s all I was saying."

Watch the embarrassing non-mea culpa below:

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Cam Newton Issues Lame Apology For Sexist Remarks

If you"re a sports fan, then by now you"ve probably heard about the bizarre scene that played out during a Carolina Panthers press conference earlier this week.

Charlotte Observer beat reporter Jourdan Rodrigue asked quarterback Cam Newton about the routes run by Panthers wide receiver Devin Funchess.

"It"s funny to hear a female talk about routes like," Newton replied. "It"s funny.""

Suffice it to say, no one else thought Newton"s sexist remark was all that funny, a fact that Rodrigue pointed out on Twitter after video of the incident went viral.

"I don"t think it"s "funny" to be a female and talk about routes. I think it"s my job," she later wrote on Twitter.

Rodrigue says she approached Newton after the exchange and the controversial QB made an even more offensive comment.

"I spoke with him after and it was worse. I chose not to share, because I have an actual job to do today and one he will not keep me from."

The backlash against Newton was swift and severe.

He lost endorsement deals and was justly roasted all across the social media landscape.

Last night, Newton issued a video apology, as required by the unwritten rules of celebrity scandal.

Unfortunately, it was a half-assed affair that resulted in further derision for the 28-year-old.

"If you were a person who took offense to what I said, I sincerely apologize," Newton said, making it clear that the problem is with the people who were offended, not with him.

“The fact that during this whole process I’ve already lost sponsors and countless fans, I realize that the joke is really on me,” Newton concluded.

Well, he"s right about that, at least.

Check out Newton"s full apology below:

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Jersey Shore Reunion: Was It As Lame As Everyone Says?

Back when Jersey Shore debuted in 2009, it became an overnight cultural phenomenon and a surprise ratings smash for MTV.

Suddenly, folks without a drop of Italian blood in their lineage who had never set foot in the Garden State were fist-pumping and getting their GTL on all over the country.

Obviously, we’re grateful the trend didn’t last, but we love a nostalgic trip down memory lane as much as anyone, so we were excited to revisit the cast in the heavily-hyped Jersey Shore reunion special that aired on E! last night.

Unfortunately, like most folks who tuned in last night (or at least the ones who expressed their opinions on Twitter), we were disappointed by what felt like a poorly executed slapdash ratings gimmick.

The special deserves a place alongside the Michael Phelps shark race debacle on the list of most poorly received television of events of the summer of 2017.

In both cases, the consensus among viewers semmed to be along the lines of “I don’t know what I was expecting, but it certainly wasn’t that!”

Obviously, much of the blame lies with the show’s producers, who couldn’t even be bothered to assemble the entire cast.

It’s not like this is an SNL reunion we’re talking about, ya know?

When you only have 8 full-time cast members and none of them are famous for anything else, get them all, or don’t do the show.

Vinny Guadagnino, Deena Nicole Cortese, and Ronnie Magro were all absent from the proceedings, presumably because they couldn’t reach a deal with the network.

You can hardly call it a reunion special when nearly half the cast is MIA.

Of course, the show’s problems went beyond the seemingly half-assed effort behind the scenes.

One issue that drained the show of any excitement was the fact no one ever stops being famous anymore.

As a result, specials like the one we suffered through last night hold as much appeal as a high school reunion.

If you really wanted to know what these people were up to, it would be as easy as typing their name into a Facebook or Twitter search field.

Most likely, you’ll find what viewers found last night – that the party animals of your youth have transformed into boring adults of depressing waste-cases.

The fact of the matter is, the guidos and guidettes who used to get loaded on Ron-Ron juice and spread their simplexes all over Seaside Heights are now just rich grownups living quiet suburban lives.

Of the cast members who attended last night, more than half are now parents, and a couple are pushing 40.

When Mike Sorrentino’s tax problems are the most exciting topic of conversation, you know the party is a bit of a dud.

Then there were the complaints that reminded us of a depressing Woody Allen joke: 

Some folks felt that – just like the life of a neurotic comedian – the special was both excruciating … and over far too quickly. 

The special was just thirty minutes long, which left many feeling as though the credits started rolling just as things were getting good.

We’re inclined to think those folks are a bit too optimistic.

In all likelihood, the show’s producers kept it so short because they realized they didn’t have much to work with.

It’s time to come to terms with the fact that Jersey Shore was lighning, in a bottle, folks, and some magic was never meant to be recreated.

Besides, if we’re really hankering for a zombified revival of a once-beloved TV series, it’s not like we need to look very far.

View Slideshow: Jersey Shore Cast: Where Are They Now?

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Patti Stanger, Widow Sues Over Lame Dates (PHOTO)

‘Millionaire Matchmaker’ Patti Stanger ripped off a widow who was looking for love by hooking her up with a worthless dating service … according to a new suit. Heidi Williams claims she wanted to hire Patti to get back into the dating game –…

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John Mayer: Everything About Taylor Swift is Lame!

John Mayer must be seething with jealousy, because his ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, is waaayyyyy up here.

John Mayer … well, he’s hanging out waaaayyyyy down there.  

In an internet tirade seemingly directed at his majorly famous ex, Mayer said, “Tuesday, December 13 may be the lamest day of the year, conceptually.” 

While it could very well have been innocuous enough, Mayer suspiciously pulled the tweet down either realizing his snafu, or realizing that the douche was strong within. 

If you were caught unaware, December 13 is Taylor Swift’s birthday.

Swift has also long credited the number 13 as her “lucky” one. 

Previously Swift has said, “The significance of the number 13 on my hand.”

“I paint this on my hand before every show because 13 is my lucky number; for a lot of reasons,” she revealed. 

“I was born on the 13th. I turned 13 on Friday the 13th. My first album went gold in 13 weeks.”

“My first number one song had a 13-second intro,” she said. 

13 is a very, very significant number to Taylor Swift, apparently, and it might not be easy for her to just quit it. 

And speaking of quitting things, Mayer and Swift’s parting didn’t come easily, either. 

The song “Dear John” was about John Mayer, which included lyrics like “Wonderin’ which version of you I might get on the phone tonight.”

“Well I stopped pickin’ up and this song is to let you know why /Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone.”

“Don’t you think I was too young /To be messed with? /Maybe it’s you and your sick need /To give love then take it away.”

“And you’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand /And I’ll look back in regret how I ignored when they said, ‘Run as fast as you can.’ “

Super intense, right? 

Mayer might well have deleted the tweet, but as he should know, the internet never does. 

And if Swift herself catches wind of this, we’re not in for a tweet, but a real treat: you know there’ll be some kind of “Dear John II” to come out of all of this. 

See? Everybody wins — Mayer preserves his “integrity” by not having the actual tweet out there, we get a new Swift song, and Taylor gets to make money.  

As for why he did it, who knows. 

Taylor Swift’s squad and toadies filled up the interwebs with birthday wishes and life accolades all over the place yesterday.

Perhaps that was the reason Mayer thought he’d add his particular brand of praise to the chorus. 

Little did he know — or, hey; fully did he know — he picked the wrong day to call “lame.” 

Frankly, to us, it sounds like Mayer wanted to get his name in the headlines again. 

And not for wearing terrible hats and playing Big Sky Cowboy in Montana with all of his horsies. 

Well played, sir; well played. 

View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Breakup Songs: Who Has She Targeted?

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Hailey Baldwin to Justin Bieber: Cover That Lame Ass Selena Gomez Tattoo!

Hailey Baldwin forced Justin Bieber to get rid of his lame Selena Gomez tattoo, or at least obscure the damn thing, a new report indicates.

View Slideshow: Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin: A History of Intimate Photos

If fans were worried about Justin and Selena getting back together for the 100th time, it appears that ship has sailed for good at last.

Justin, as fans may already know, recently sat down with GQ for a video in which he went over all of his tattoos and what they mean.

We won’t make you sit through that here. In short:

1. Dude is every bit the douche he appears;


2. He tried to cover that Selena tattoo up!

Apparently that didn’t work, so Bieber had the face shaded in to make it not look like the pop star whose virginity he took years ago.

Why go to such lengths to alter the thing?

Rumor has it that Hailey Baldwin pressured Justin to rid himself of the ink, given that there’s zero love lost between Hailey and Selena.

Seeing a daily reminder of Justin’s former girlfriend on his arm while he’s naked and on top of you is probably pretty awkward, for sure.

Still, Hailey Baldwin doesn’t seem to mind the endless stream of hot models Justin holds court with. Only mementos of Selena Gomez.

So much speculation about Justin Bieber, so little time. All we can say for sure at this moment in human history are these three takeaways:

1. Tattoos, like Jelena, are not forever;


2. Selena is banging Austin Swift or breaking up Brad Pitt’s marriage depending on what you read, so odds are she doesn’t GAF.


3. Hailey looks like this, so one can kind of understand why Bieber would literally shade Selena if Baldwin gave him a directive:

View Slideshow: Hailey Baldwin: Hottest Pics of Justin Bieber’s New Boo!