Liam Hemsworth FINALLY Opens Up About Relationship With Miley Cyrus

Liam Hemsworth has been impressively silent when it comes to his relationship with Miley Cyrus.

The two rekindled their relationship around the new year, but neither party has spoken publicly about it.

Now, in an interview with GQ Australia, Liam opens up a little and confirms he and Miley are very much back on, confessing that she makes him happy.

“I guess when I feel something, then I just feel it and I go for it,” Hemsworth said, speaking about their relationship.

“I make my decisions about what’s going to make me happy, what I think is right and what I want to do — and I don’t worry too much outside of that,” he continued.

While the Hunger Games actor does not specifically reveal their exact relationship status, he hinted that fans already knew.

“People will figure it out, they already have,” he said. “They’re not dumb.”

What the WHAT?!

What does he mean we’ve figured it out?

In the past few months, we’ve heard rumors of an engagement, a pregnancy, cheating by both parties, breakups and even a secret, unofficial beach wedding in which they exchanged palm fronds for rings.

Is he saying it’s all true?

You’re killing us, Liam.

The most prevalent rumor as of now is that the two are engaged to be married and are preparing to wed sometime this year in Liam’s native Australia.

We’ve also received reports that Miley is pregnant and planning a shotgun wedding, but we’re going to go out on a limb and say that’s probably false.

But you never know, and Liam hasn’t denied it.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

Liam Hemsworth FINALLY Opens Up About Relationship With Miley Cyrus

Liam Hemsworth has been impressively silent when it comes to his relationship with Miley Cyrus.

The two rekindled their relationship around the new year, but neither party has spoken publicly about it.

Now, in an interview with GQ Australia, Liam opens up a little and confirms he and Miley are very much back on, confessing that she makes him happy.

“I guess when I feel something, then I just feel it and I go for it,” Hemsworth said, speaking about their relationship.

“I make my decisions about what’s going to make me happy, what I think is right and what I want to do — and I don’t worry too much outside of that,” he continued.

While the Hunger Games actor does not specifically reveal their exact relationship status, he hinted that fans already knew.

“People will figure it out, they already have,” he said. “They’re not dumb.”

What the WHAT?!

What does he mean we’ve figured it out?

In the past few months, we’ve heard rumors of an engagement, a pregnancy, cheating by both parties, breakups and even a secret, unofficial beach wedding in which they exchanged palm fronds for rings.

Is he saying it’s all true?

You’re killing us, Liam.

The most prevalent rumor as of now is that the two are engaged to be married and are preparing to wed sometime this year in Liam’s native Australia.

We’ve also received reports that Miley is pregnant and planning a shotgun wedding, but we’re going to go out on a limb and say that’s probably false.

But you never know, and Liam hasn’t denied it.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth: Still Together, Piling On PDA in Front of Family

Earlier this week, it was widely reported that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth had broken up.

Specifically, sources claimed that Liam cheated on and then dumped Miley.

Apparently the guy’s not subtle when he sets out to make a point.

“Liam insists that he tried to make it work, but he just wasn’t ready to settle down, not with Miley anyway. The wedding is officially off,” said one insider.

“Miley’s pretty open to anything, but not cheating.”

Sound like an open-and-shut case.

Except no, because nothing is ever that simple when Miley is involved.

A scant 24 hours after they called it quits, the couple was not only back together, but making it very clear to family and friends that all is well in Miam Word.

According to Hollywood Life, Liam met his family for dinner recently, and in light of recent events, they expected him to show up solo.

He shocked them by showing up with Miley – and piling on the PDA throughout the meal:

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

“They came in holding hands and seemed really affectionate with each other,” says one insider.

“Everyone seemed like they were in a good mood just eating dinner and talking. Miley also spent quite a bit of time talking to Liam’s mom and sister-in-law.”

That would be Chris Hemsworth’s wife, Elsa Pataky, with whom Miley has matching tattoos.

So does this mean Miley and Liam are engaged again?

We’re not sure, but hopefully after the ups and downs of this week, they’ll take their time before making any big decisions.

Ha! Yeah, right. ‘

Anyone who’s seen Miley’s Instagram page knows the girl isn’t one to think twice about doing anything.

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Miley Cyrus: CHEATED ON & DUMPED By Liam Hemsworth??

Well, this is a new twist.

Ever since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth secretly got back together over the new year, we’ve heard so much goss about their on-again relationship.

While the couple have been seen together many times, they have both remained silent on the status of their union, leaving it open to speculation.

We’ve heard they’re engaged, married and pregnant.

We also heard Liam dumped her because she sexted her ex, and then dumped her again because there was too much dog poop in her house.

But a new report claims that Liam is the cheater, and that he’s called off the wedding that we’re not certain was real in the first place.

Regardless, we’re here to report the gossip, so this is what we’ve got:

“He realized that he’s not ready to settle down and that Miley really isn’t the one, so he recently dumped her, just days before the wedding,” according to Life & Style.

“She’s heartbroken, but pissed off, too.”

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

A source told the publication that he cheated with a rando, which ignited his realization that Miley wasn’t the one.

“He and friends had gone surfing in Malibu and picked up some girls on the beach who were visiting from out of town,” the insider claimed.

“The girls were really hot and Liam’s buddies invited them back up to their house for some drinks and fun. That’s when things got wild.”

The alleged infidelity occurred while Miley was in New York filming a new series with Woody Allen.

“Miley’s pretty open to anything, but not cheating,” added the source. 

“Liam insists that he tried to make it work, but he just wasn’t ready to settle down, not with Miley anyway. The wedding is officially off.”

The source said Liam confessed to Miley at the end of April, while the two were visiting his family in Australia.

That was about the time Miley got matching tattoos with Elsa Pataky, the wife of Liam’s brother Chris Hemsworth.

We’re guessing either Liam spilled the beans after she got the ink that sealed her bond with their family. That, or this whole story is a bunch of hooey.

We honestly wish Miley and Liam would just come clean about what’s going on in their relationship so we can stop with the guesswork.

It’s just getting so hard to keep up.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus Tattoos: Which is Your Favorite?

Miley Cyrus: CHEATED ON & DUMPED By Liam Hemsworth??

Well, this is a new twist.

Ever since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth secretly got back together over the new year, we’ve heard so much goss about their on-again relationship.

While the couple have been seen together many times, they have both remained silent on the status of their union, leaving it open to speculation.

We’ve heard they’re engaged, married and pregnant.

We also heard Liam dumped her because she sexted her ex, and then dumped her again because there was too much dog poop in her house.

But a new report claims that Liam is the cheater, and that he’s called off the wedding that we’re not certain was real in the first place.

Regardless, we’re here to report the gossip, so this is what we’ve got:

“He realized that he’s not ready to settle down and that Miley really isn’t the one, so he recently dumped her, just days before the wedding,” according to Life & Style.

“She’s heartbroken, but pissed off, too.”

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

A source told the publication that he cheated with a rando, which ignited his realization that Miley wasn’t the one.

“He and friends had gone surfing in Malibu and picked up some girls on the beach who were visiting from out of town,” the insider claimed.

“The girls were really hot and Liam’s buddies invited them back up to their house for some drinks and fun. That’s when things got wild.”

The alleged infidelity occurred while Miley was in New York filming a new series with Woody Allen.

“Miley’s pretty open to anything, but not cheating,” added the source. 

“Liam insists that he tried to make it work, but he just wasn’t ready to settle down, not with Miley anyway. The wedding is officially off.”

The source said Liam confessed to Miley at the end of April, while the two were visiting his family in Australia.

That was about the time Miley got matching tattoos with Elsa Pataky, the wife of Liam’s brother Chris Hemsworth.

We’re guessing either Liam spilled the beans after she got the ink that sealed her bond with their family. That, or this whole story is a bunch of hooey.

We honestly wish Miley and Liam would just come clean about what’s going on in their relationship so we can stop with the guesswork.

It’s just getting so hard to keep up.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus Tattoos: Which is Your Favorite?

Cheryl Cole: Did She Leave Her Husband For Liam Payne?!

Cheryl Cole may not be a household name on this side of the pond, but in her native UK, the former girl group member is as well known for her tumultuous love life as for her music.

Now it seems she may be reliving her pop star glory days by hitching her wagon to Liam Payne’s star:

Yes, multiple sources have confirmed that Cheryl and Liam are dating, and it seems just about everybody is weirded out by the relationship.

One issue that seems to be troubling some folks is the couple’s age difference.

Cheryl is 32; Liam is 22, and while a decade is certainly nothing to sneeze at, it’s worth noting that few would have a problem with a man dating a woman who was ten years his junior.

The more legitimate concern is the fact that Cheryl is still married.

Yes, Cole got hitched to Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Vessini in 2014, but it seems the relationship quickly crumbled, presumably under the weight of all those hyphens.

Interestingly, Cheryl and Jean-Bernard made their public debut at the Cannes Film Festival – just as Cheryl and Liam did this week.

It’s not clear how long Liam and Cheryl have been an item, but sources in Cole’s camp insist her decision to end her marriage had nothing to do with Payne.

The couple is reportedly on high awkwardness alert, as Cole’s husband is also in attendance at the iconic film festival:

“Cheryl would have loved to have skipped Cannes this year but her work schedule wouldn’t permit it,” says one source.

“She will be doing everything she can to avoid [Jean-Bernard].”

That sounds like a good idea.

If Liam thought the One Direction breakup was painful, wait until he experiences the sensation of some French dude breaking up his face with his fists.

View Slideshow: 24 Couples With HUGE Age Differences

Miley Cyrus: PREGNANT With Liam Hemsworth"s Baby??

Who doesn’t love a good, old-fashioned shotgun wedding?

Miley Cyrus is reportedly pregnant with Liam Hemsworth’s baby, which is why she’s been scurrying about making wedding plans, according to Life & Style.

“It is very early on, but Miley has announced to a select group of friends that she’s expecting,” a source tells the magazine.

“She’s been feeling nauseous all the time and knew deep down that she might be pregnant.”

We knew it. Liam totally trapped her.

The couple will be getting married very soon, because evidently Miley doesn’t want to sport much of a bump when she walks down the aisle.

“Miley is quickly planning a summer wedding so that she’s not too far along in her pregnancy when they say ‘I do,’” the source adds.

Earlier, we reported that the pair have already selected a destination for their nuptials.

The two shall wed in Liam’s home country of Australia. 

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

However, the seasons down under are the opposite of what they are in the U.S., so it’ll actually be a winter wedding.

Still, it will undoubtedly prove a rousing affair, the theme for which will be “cowboy carnival.”

Yup. That sounds about right.

A source informed Us Weekly that Miley is booking bouncy houses as well.

It’ll be a veritable heaven for Miley’s stoner friends.

Last month, Hemsworth told reporters that he was not engaged, but later declined to comment when asked about marriage rumors.

View Slideshow: 21 Surprising Celebrity Weddings

Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth: Wedding Destination REVEALED!

One of these days, we’re going to wake up and Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are just going to be married.

But they’re not going to tell anybody.

Apparently, the two are making wedding plans, despite Hemsworth insisting he’s not engaged.

He’s lying, according to Us Weekly, because the magazine claims a source gave them some dish on the couple’s wedding destination.

They shall exchange vows in Hemsworth’s native Australia, where the couple have been spending much time this year.

“They were discussing potential venues and looking around” during an April trip down under, according to the source.

Cyrus reportedly has designs on a summer wedding (although summer is winter in Australia, so we’re not sure what that means) and has met with a wedding planner.

The theme will be quintessentially Miley, who evidently derived her inspiration from a six-year-old’s birthday party.

“Miley’s mentioned she’s interested in having a bunch of bouncy houses,” a second source told the publication. “Like at a carnival!”

Whee.

Of course, if we are to believe the tabloids, the pair already had a secret beach wedding in Australia last winter.

But this secret wedding wasn’t super official.

They exchanged rings fashioned from palm fronds and it was just sort of for funsies.

Nevertheless, a source said the couple “have told close friends that they’re already married” and that “they both refer to each other as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband.’”

During a recent interview with ET, Hemsworth remained tight-lipped on the subject of marriage, but he didn’t deny the rumors.

And in the gossip world, a non-denial is basically a confirmation.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

Liam Hemsworth on Wedding Rumors: Everybody"s Happy!

Is Liam Hemsworth gonna marry Miley Cyrus?

Is he? What is it, Liam, give us a little clue, will ya?

Yes, we know he said definitively that he was not engaged last month, but that was, like, a whole three weeks ago.

A lot can change in three weeks.

And so Entertainment Tonight bugged him again, asking if wedding bells are in his future.

But the only thing the actor would say with regards to his relationship with the "Wrecking Ball" singer is that "everyone"s happy."

"I"m happy, yeah," he confirmed.

He basically told the reporter to just back TF off, because he wasn"t going to respond to any questions about his love life.

"I just find it"s easier to not talk about my personal life because usually I say the wrong thing, so it ends up just complicating things more," he told her.

"So, I feel like it"s better not to talk about it."

Fair enough.

But despite Liam"s insistence that he is not engaged, sources have claimed that Miley is currently planning their wedding, whether he likes it or not.

The songstress is reportedly making arrangements for a summer ceremony and turning to her mother Tish to help her write the vows.

Whether Liam has any say in it, we"ve no clue.

Miley Cyrus Get Matching Tattoos With Liam Hemsworth"s Sister-in-Law Elsa Pataky!

Miley Cyrus just sealed a permanent bond with the Hemsworth family.

The pop star just got matching tattoos with Elsa Pataky, the sister-in-law of Miley’s boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.

Okay, so that’s like three degrees of separation, but it’s still significant.

Miley and Elsa, who is married to Chris Hemsworth, opted for minimalist wave tattoos designed by former pro surfer Kelly Slater. 

Sydney-based tattoo artist Lauren Winzer posted the pic of the matching tats, which was also inked by two other friends, to Instagram.

“Stoked to do these little matching custom waves @kellyslater drew up for @mileycyrus @kalanimiller @elsapatakyconfidential @aprilmun,” wrote Winzer.

Miley has been spending time with Liam in his native Australia, where Chris and Elsa reside.

The “Wrecking Ball” singer confirmed the rekindling of her relationship with the “Hunger Games” star a few weeks ago when they were spotted dining together at LA hot spot Gracias Madre.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

However, while fans have been speculating that the resurrection of Milam (Liley?) meant their engagement was also back on, Liam shut down those rumors.

“I am not engaged, no,” he told Australia’s TV Week earlier this month.

Never a bad thing to take it slow.

Especially when Miley’s got all that dog poop she needs to attend to.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus Tattoos: Which is Your Favorite?

Miley Cyrus: Planning Wedding Behind Liam Hemsworth"s Back??

Ever since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth rekindled their relationship at the beginning of the year, engagement rumors have been swirling.

In fact, one report claimed that the two already had a “secret” beach wedding in Australia.

But Hemsworth himself squashed those rumors when he appeared on Australia’s TV Week earlier this month.

“I am not engaged, no,” the actor said simply.

But that small detail isn’t stopping his girlfriend from planning their wedding, a source tells Us Weekly.

Miley is already making arrangements for a summer wedding and is turning to her mother Tish for help on writing the vows, according to the publication.

But does Liam know?

We’re guessing not.

The last we heard, the actor was disgusted at Miley’s poor housekeeping habits.

“There’s dog poop and pee everywhere, old food, pizza boxes, takeout containers, fast-food wrappers and dirty dishes piled up,” a source claimed.

“The combination of all that mixed with the constant weed-smoking and the bong-water spills makes the place smell horrible.”

In fact, Hemsworth was so fed up with the mess that he issued Miley an ultimatum:

Clean your crap or we’re over!

Sounds reasonable.

Actually, we have our doubts about the veracity of that story, and frankly, we’re thinking this one sounds a little dubious, too.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

Liam Hemsworth: DUMPING Miley Cyrus Over Dog Poop??

So, Miley Cyrus is a big ol’ slob, and her sometimes-boyfriend, sometimes-fiance Liam Hemsworth can’t take it anymore.

According to Life & Style, the singer routinely fails to clean up the waste of her numerous dogs, cats, rabbits and, IDK, meerkats?

The girl’s got a lot of animals.

Not only that, she basically treats her Hidden Hills mansion like a frat house.

“There’s dog poop and pee everywhere, old food, pizza boxes, takeout containers, fast-food wrappers and dirty dishes piled up,” a source told the magazine.

And what frat house is complete without the distinct scent of eau de bong water?

“The combination of all that mixed with the constant weed-smoking and the bong-water spills makes the place smell horrible,” the source continued.

Can we get an ad for Febreeze in here, guys? 

Gotta work that product placement.

Unfortunately, it sounds as though even the world’s strongest air freshener won’t help Messy Miley, and Liam has given her an ultimatum:

Clean it up, or we’re dunzo!

Will Miley comply?

The odd thing about this story is that even if Miley is disgusting and treats her home like a spacious, overpriced dumpster, we’re pretty sure she employs a housekeeper or twelve.

We wouldn’t want this person’s job, but we can’t imagine Miley’s house could get all that rank when she’s got a clean-up crew following her around with a rag and a can of Lysol.

Earlier this month, Liam confirmed that he and Miley were not engaged, but the pair basically announced they were back together a few weeks ago.

They appeared in public together during a lunch date in LA amid rumors that they had rekindled their relationship over the new year.

We don’t believe Liam’s really that upset over a messy house. 

He’s dating Miley Cyrus, which in and of itself is a testament to the man’s unbelievable tolerance.

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Liam Hemsworth: I Am NOT Engaged!

Cancel the engagement party, folks.

And put the rice on ice.

Because Liam Hemsworth is not walking down the aisle with Miley Cyrus any time soon.

Despite talk that the handsome actor and wild singer were recently married in a private beach ceremony, Hemsworth himself appeared on Australia’s TV Week a few days ago and said very simply:

“I am not engaged, no.”

Oh… ok then. Our bad!

Rumors that the off-again, on-again couple had once again agreed to get married started to swirl in January after Cyrus was spotted wearing the 3.5 carat engagement ring she had previously accepted before her split from The Hunger Games hunk in 2013. 

The romantic reconciliation has taken many by surprise.

But not anyone who has been close to Cyrus for the past couple years.

“Miley is where she has wanted to be for the past two years. Back with Liam and very happy,” a source told People several weeks ago.

“Miley never wanted to split. Things just got so bad that they really needed the break.”

And now?

There may be no marriage plans, but Cyrus and Hemsworth are most definitely back together.

It’s very possible they rushed into an engagement last time around. So they’re likely playing it smart by taking it slower now and let’s hope it works out for the best for everyone involved.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth: Officially Back Together!!

Ever since January, we pretty much knew that Miley Cyrus had rekindled her relationship with Liam Hemsworth, we just didn"t have photographic evidence.

But now we do!

Miley and Liam were spotted out on a date at West Hollywood vegan hotspot Gracias Madre, and sources told ET the singer appeared "happy and relaxed."

The couple were joined by Liam"s brothers Chris and Luke, along with Luke"s wife, Samantha.

This is the first time the former fiances were captured on camera together since they ended their engagement in 2013.

At the beginning of the year, eyewitnesses reported seeing the actor and the "Wrecking Ball" singer "cuddling and kissing" at the Falls Music Festival in Australia while hanging out with Liam"s family.

Since that moment, tabloids have been brimming with reports that the two were moving in together and even secretly got married.

Last month, a rumor surfaced that Liam dumped Miley after he caught her sending naked selfies to her ex, Victoria"s Secret model Stella Maxwell, but not surprisingly, that was just a bunch of hooey.

Neither star have spoken publicly on their romance reboot, but showing up at a hip LA restaurant together where they know paparazzi might be hiding in the bushes is a fairly solid confirmation.

 

Liam Hemsworth: Did He DUMP Miley Cyrus After Sexting Scandal??

Oh, Miley. We knew she wasn’t ready for marriage, anyway.

And now it seems she doesn’t have a choice, because alleged fiance Liam Hemsworth allegedly called off their engagement after he caught Miley sexting an ex, according to InTouch.

How’d he find out? Well, it was the old send-a-naughty-pic-to-the-wrong-person snafu that did her in.

Yep, Miley wasn’t so wily when she accidently sent a naked photo with a sexy message to Liam that was clearly meant for her ex Stella Maxwell. 

While Miley and the Victoria’s Secret model broke up last year, the two evidently have a “really strong connection” that isn’t so easily broken.

“[Miley’s] been texting Stella for a few weeks — they stay up all night sending messages,” a source told the magazine.

Nevertheless, the singer is still trying to hold on to Liam and doesn’t want her indiscretion to affect their engagement. She reportedly apologized to the Hunger Games star and promised to do whatever it takes to win him back.

“Miley also admitted to meeting up with Stella, but she swore to Liam that it was just innocent flirting,” continued the source.

Unfortunately for Miley, Liam’s not so gullible.

“Liam didn’t believe her. They fought and he told her to take the ring off. After only a few months of being back together, it’s already coming to an end.”

Such a shame. Miley is said to have completely changed her personality and ditch her kooky ways in order to become Liam’s wifey, but it looks like this leopard’s spots are pretty steadfast.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

Miley Cyrus: Changing Her Personality For Liam Hemsworth?

It’s been two months since we first learned that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are back together, and while Miley has remained her usual bonkers self on social media, one tabloid is claiming she’s become a very different person at home.

“[Miley] has been cooking and cleaning for Liam, waiting on him hand and foot,” a source close to the couple tells Us Weekly, and while there’s certainly nothing wrong with the singer playing house like some sort of stoned June Cleaver, it’s her alleged reason for becoming domesticated that’s a bit unsettling:

“She wants to make sure she keeps him,” says the insider.

As you probably know, Miley and Liam’s relationship has fizzled out once before, and this isn’t the first report of the 23-year-old changing her ways in order keep it from happening again.

There have even been rumors about Miley getting pregnant in order to “trap” Liam.  

While we seriously doubt she’d ever take it that far, we could see how having endured a painful breakup with the same guy once before might make Miley a bit nervous about the prospect of things ending badly again.

Unfortunately, the source claims that Miley’s even gone so far as to ditch her friends in order to keep Liam happy:

“She either doesn’t answer their calls or says she’s not going out,” says the insider. “Liam never liked that she got crazy, so Miley’s making big changes. She doesn’t want to screw it up.”

Still no official word on whether or not there’s any truth to the rumors of Miley and Liam getting engaged, but if she really is losing touch who she is because of this dude, we’re hoping he never puts a ring on it.

View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

Liam Payne Shares NEARLY NAKED Pic: No Manscaping Here!

For all the teenage girls lamenting One Direction’s current hiatus, band member Liam Payne just threw them a bone.

And boy, is it a good one.

In a new photo posted to Instagram today, Liam showed off his six-pack abs, sexy pelvic “V” muscles and, well, one other thing.

How do we put this delicately? Er, we can’t.

It’s the top of his man bush, folks.

Yep, Liam strategically placed his sweatpants just below his happy trail and gave us a little peek at what lies beneath.

We think it’s safe to say he’s not a fan of manscaping.

“Workout done off to party!!! #britawards2016,” Liam wrote in the caption.

Whatever you’re doing at the gym, Liam, it is definitely working.

Apparently the chiseled hottie squeezed in a workout before hitting the red carpet at the 2016 Brit Awards in London, where he hung out with fellow band member Louis Tomlinson.

We imagine this photo would pique the interest of one fan in particular: Khloe Kardashian. 

During a game of “F**k, Marry, Friend Zone,” the Kocktails With Khloe host revealed that of all the 1D members, she’d definitely boink Liam.

And by the way, if you think this is the first suggestive photo we’ve seen today of a hot, young musician’s nude torso and pelvis, you’d be wrong. 

Justin Bieber just flaunted his man goods on the cover of Clash Magazine.

Life is good, amiright?

Miley Cyrus: Trapping Liam Hemsworth With Pregnancy?!

She is locking it down.

What better way to guarantee that your on-again fiance stays with you than to “accidentally” get pregnant?

This is what OK! Magazine is accusing Miley Cyrus of doing to Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley would do anything to keep Liam by her side and thinks a baby would be the perfect way,” a source claims. 

“He is so family-oriented, she knows that Liam would do whatever it took to give their baby a stable life.”

“Miley is constantly texting him and frantically checking to see if he has gotten back to her. She says stuff like – ‘I’m gonna change his life, he just doesn’t know it yet.’”

That is just…spectactular news.

Not to be outdone, Life & Style’s cover story this week claims that Cyrus and Hemsworth got married in a “secret sunset wedding ceremony” over the holidays.

One guest recapped the nuptials:

“Liam asked everyone in his family to hold a candle. He and Miley lit each one, saying it represented the eternal flame of their love.”

Both Cyrus and Hemsworth “have told close friends that they’re already married. It was a spur-of-the-moment. Now they both refer to each other as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband,” a source told the magazine.

So, all that happened.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: MARRIED!!!???

Over the past few weeks, the status of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth’s relationship has been harder to follow than a Kanye West Twitter rant. 

Okay, okay, not quite that hard. But close.

They’re back together. Hold up, they’re engaged! Oh, actually, they’re not engaged at all. Then, Miley demands a proposal. In fact, she demands a baby, dammit!

Got that? Good, because none of it matters anymore, now that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are totally MARRIED!

Or something.

While Miley was visiting her beau/fiance/publicity stunt in Australia, the couple allegedly held a “secret sunset wedding ceremony over the winter holidays,” a source told Life & Style.

According to this source, the pair “have told close friends that they’re already married. It was a spur-of-the-moment. Now they both refer to each other as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband.’”

Apparently, it was Liam’s idea, and guests included his brothers Chris and Luke Hemsworth, with Chris’ wife Elsa Pataky serving as the “unofficial matron of honor” as the two exchanged vows on the sand.

“Liam asked everyone in his family to a candle [sic],” the source says, before they “lit each one, saying it represented the eternal flame of their love.”

(Pause for collective eye roll/vomit break.)

But here’s the best part. The pair allegedly exchanged “wedding bands that had been fashioned from palm fronds.” 

Palm fronds! Okay, we admit, that totally sounds like something Miley would do. But she probably didn’t.

However, this story closes by saying that palm fronds aren’t legally binding and that the “wedding” was not a real-and-for-true wedding, but some kind of, I dunno, play acting that served as prelude to the real wedding, and that the couple would make it official in March.

Womp-womp.

Sadly, we haven’t seen Miley posting any tropical leaf-rings to her social media accounts. In fact, a quick peek at her Instagram would lead you to believe she’s getting married to her cat. 

Which, ya know, is totally cool, too.

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Miley Cyrus to Liam Hemsworth: Propose to Me or We"re Through!

Here’s what we know for sure: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are back together.

As for whether or not they’re planning a trip down the aisle, well…it seems even they can’t agree on that.

Last month, Miley was spotted sporting a massive rock on that finger, which naturally prompted rumors that she’s once again engaged to Hemsworth.

Shortly thereafter, the same publications that breathlessly reported a wedding was in the works did abrupt 180s and confirmed that Miley and Liam are not engaged. 

So if Cyrus and Hemsworth aren’t engaged, why was Miley rocking a ring? Well, it may have been one of her methods for sending Liam the message that she wants him to pop the question ASAP.

“Liam and Miley are already having some serious drama,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online. “She is trying so hard to make this wedding and engagement happen.”

“She just wants to race to this wedding and would get married to him today if she could!”

The insider says that Miley has issued Liam an ultimatum and made it clear that she has no intention or starting their relationship over at square one.

Unfortunately, it seems her persistence may be having the opposite of the desired effect:

“Liam is acting like he is already over it,” says the source. “He cannot handle her drama and he wants her to just slow her roll on the entire thing.”

Something tells us Miley isn’t the type to just quietly move on once she has her heart set on something.

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