One of these days, we’re going to wake up and Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are just going to be married.
But they’re not going to tell anybody.
Apparently, the two are making wedding plans, despite Hemsworth insisting he’s not engaged.
He’s lying, according to Us Weekly, because the magazine claims a source gave them some dish on the couple’s wedding destination.
They shall exchange vows in Hemsworth’s native Australia, where the couple have been spending much time this year.
“They were discussing potential venues and looking around” during an April trip down under, according to the source.
Cyrus reportedly has designs on a summer wedding (although summer is winter in Australia, so we’re not sure what that means) and has met with a wedding planner.
The theme will be quintessentially Miley, who evidently derived her inspiration from a six-year-old’s birthday party.
“Miley’s mentioned she’s interested in having a bunch of bouncy houses,” a second source told the publication. “Like at a carnival!”
Whee.
Of course, if we are to believe the tabloids, the pair already had a secret beach wedding in Australia last winter.
But this secret wedding wasn’t super official.
They exchanged rings fashioned from palm fronds and it was just sort of for funsies.
Nevertheless, a source said the couple “have told close friends that they’re already married” and that “they both refer to each other as ‘my wife’ or ‘my husband.’”
During a recent interview with ET, Hemsworth remained tight-lipped on the subject of marriage, but he didn’t deny the rumors.
And in the gossip world, a non-denial is basically a confirmation.
