Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick are a happy, loving couple these days … and they can thank Jim Carrey for that — so says the ex-NASCAR driver herself. Danica was delivering a motivational speech in North Dakota on Wednesday … and…
Showing posts with label Lines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lines. Show all posts
Thursday, November 15, 2018
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
Selena Gomez: Justin Bieber Seduced Hailey Baldwin With Lines He Used on Me!
Over the weekend, Justin Bieber proposed to Hailey Baldwin.
Now, a source close to Selena says that not only is she unbothered by her many-times ex’s engagement, she’s genuinely amused.
Because he tried all of those same lines on Selena before moving on to Hailey, his runner-up.
A source close to Selena tells RadarOnline that Selena doubts Justin’s feelings for Hailey.
Why?
Because the Beibs apparently used “those exact same words” that he used on Hailey not so long ago, but he was directing them at Selena.
This is said to have gone down “just a few months ago.” Which is not a great look for Justin and Hailey at the start of their engagement.
“Selena literally laughed her ass off when she read his Instagram post,” the insider says. “Because he used some of those cheesy lines with her very recently.”
Wow.
“Selena thinks that if Justin [were] really so in love with Hailey and ready to spend the rest of his life with her,” the source says. “He would not need to tell everyone on Instagram.”
That, at least, is debatable. The news had already broken, so Justin broke his silence to gush about his fiancee.
“Selena just feels bad for Hailey at this point,” the insider describes.
This sounds like genuine sympathy, rather than just shade.
“Because Hailey is a runner-up,” the source explains. “And she still said yes to him anyways.”
Selena and Justin were exes when, out of the blue, he started chatting her up, taking her on church dates, and suddenly they were back together.
Fast-forward a few months from their breakup, and he’s hanging out with Hailey again, taking Hailey to the same church dates, and just a few weeks later, asking her to become his wife.
“She had been chasing him for years,” the insider says of Hailey. “And she was a shoulder to cry on when things went bad with Selena.”
Hailey last dated the Biebs from 2015 to 2016. That also happened to be right on the heels of his relationship with Selena.
The source reveals: “Selena thinks that the two of them will be over before wedding preparations even begin!”
If you need on a refresher on exactly which words Selena thinks that Justin used on her and then on Selena, here is what Justin said on Instagram when he finally confirmed his engagement.
“Hailey I am soooo in love with everything about you!” Justin gushed. “So committed to spending my life getting to know every single part of you loving you patiently and kindLY.”
One can’t help but wonder how many of these phrases he used on Selena.
“I promise to lead our family with honor and integrity,” Justin wrote. “letting Jesus through his Holy Spirit guide us in everything we do and every decision we make.”
That first bit, about leading the family, is weird. Whatever, he and Hailey go to the same church so maybe she’s okay with that kind of 1950s language.
“My heart is COMPLETELY and FULLY YOURS,” the Biebs affirmed. “And I will ALWAYS put you first!”
“You are the love of my life Hailey Baldwin,” Justin said, though one wonders if he tried the same line on Selena. “And I wouldn’t want to spend it with anybody else. You make me so much better and we compliment eachother so well!!”
He definitely meant to write complement, in case you think that he’s just saying that he and Hailey say nice things about each other.
Justin wrote that he “can’t wait for the best season of life yet!. It’s funny because now with you everything seems to make sense!”
That seems like another line that he could have easily used on Selena. We don’t know for sure, though.
“‘He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains FAVOR from the Lord!"” Justin quoted. “This is the year of favor!!!!”
It seemed to a lot of people that, when Jelena 2.0 (they dated way, way more times than twice) fizzled out, Justin just decided to try the exact same thing on another ex.
One might characterize Hailey as being the Biebs’ runner-up, though that would be unfair to Hailey.
Maybe Justin did use a lot of the same language when wooing both exes.
Of course, maybe that’s just how he talks.
But there’s a line between using familiar phrases and taking someone on the same dates and expressing the same feelings as if they were interchangeable.
We sincerely hope that Justin recognizes that Hailey is her own person.
Tuesday, June 5, 2018
Owner of Dead Dog Claims Delta Air Lines Acted "Suspicious"
Delta Air Lines refused to hand over the dog that’s been dead for hours, and now a legal battle’s brewing over what the Pomeranian’s owner calls the airline’s “suspicious” activity. Michael Dellegrazie, Alejandro’s owner, and his lawyer, Evan…
Owner of Dead Dog Claims Delta Air Lines Acted "Suspicious"
Delta Air Lines refused to hand over the dog that’s been dead for hours, and now a legal battle’s brewing over what the Pomeranian’s owner calls the airline’s “suspicious” activity. Michael Dellegrazie, Alejandro’s owner, and his lawyer, Evan…
Tuesday, January 2, 2018
Delta Air Lines Sued by 4 Flight Attendants Alleging Rampant Anti-Semitism (UPDATE)
11:50 AM PT — A Delta spokesperson tells TMZ … “As a global airline that brings people across the world together every day, Delta values diversity in all aspects of its business and has zero tolerance for discrimination.” We’re told Delta…
Delta Air Lines Sued by 4 Flight Attendants Alleging Rampant Anti-Semitism (UPDATE)
11:50 AM PT — A Delta spokesperson tells TMZ … “As a global airline that brings people across the world together every day, Delta values diversity in all aspects of its business and has zero tolerance for discrimination.” We’re told Delta…
Thursday, November 9, 2017
Pacman Jones "Almost Killed" In Car Wreck Caused By Downed Power Lines
Pacman Jones says he’s lucky to be alive — after power lines fell down Thursday in the middle of the highway near the Bengals practice facility causing multiple cars to crash … including his. “I’m driving, these power lines just fall…
Pacman Jones "Almost Killed" In Car Wreck Caused By Downed Power Lines
Pacman Jones says he’s lucky to be alive — after power lines fell down Thursday in the middle of the highway near the Bengals practice facility causing multiple cars to crash … including his. “I’m driving, these power lines just fall…
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Kardashian"s $150 Million TV Deal Lines Big Sisters" Pockets the Most
E! Network execs still know where their Kardashian bread is buttered, which is why Kim, Kourtney and Khloe are getting the lion’s share of the fam’s new $ 150 million deal … TMZ has learned. Our sources say 50 – 60% of that 5-cycle deal will be…
Sunday, September 10, 2017
Delta Air Lines Sued by Woman Claiming Rock in Her Meal Wrecked Her Teeth
Delta Air Lines allegedly destroyed a woman’s bottom teeth with a rock-hard meal … and she’s stone-cold serious about making them pay. The Malibu woman tells TMZ … she was on a flight from Turkey to L.A. in 2015 when she ordered pita bread…
Friday, June 16, 2017
J Lo and A-Rod Compare Tan Lines in South of France
Bad news for the rest of us — Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are getting even more bronzed and beautiful than they already are. The couple jetted off to the South of France, and boarded a yacht off Antibes for a day in the sun. J Lo wore a sexy,…
Monday, May 1, 2017
Delta Air Lines Fight Was Avoidable According to Donnell Rawlings (VIDEO)
Donnell Rawlings isn’t surprised the Delta fight went down in the ATL … but he says it was totally avoidable if people would just do a few simple things onboard the aircraft. We got the comedian Sunday at LAX and asked about the…
Wednesday, March 29, 2017
Lamar Odom Laments Letting D-ck Out of Pants, Blowing Lines & Career
In the latest issue of Us Weekly, Lamar Odom opens way about up his history of drug use, his past of cheating on Khloe Kardashian and where his troubled life stands at this point.
It’s easily the most revealing Odom has ever been in one interview.
The former basketball star, who is almost better known at this point for his four-year marriage to Kardashian, admits that he probably should be dead.
He refers to himself as a “walking miracle” after he fell unconscious in October while taking drugs and having sex with a lot of women at a brothel in Las Vegas.
Odom tells the magazine that he suffered 12 strokes and two heart attacks as a result of the incident.
The 37-year old completed a stint at San Diego’s Casa Palmera rehab center in January; is working on an autobiography; and says he must be “winning” at life.
Why?
Simply because he’s alive.
Asked if Khloe was aware of his drug problem during their marriage, Lamar says yes.
He then delves into her reaction after his wife caught him doing cocaine in his “man cave” some time in 2009.
“She was disappointed. So was I,” Odom says in this cover story, adding;
“The sad thing about it is, I don’t know if I was disappointed because I was actually doing the drug or because she caught me. She knew I was doing cocaine the whole time after that. It was my drug of choice.
“I’m not going to say she accepted it because that would be the wrong word. Tolerated would be a better word.”
Does Lamar regret any appearances on Keeping Up with the Kardashians?
Or his spinoff with Khloe? Or just making his romance so public in general?
Yes and no.
Lamar says this exposure opened up new “business opportunities” for him, even referencing the fragrance (actually called “Unbreakable”) that he developed with Khloe.
But it also made him better known and painted him as “enticing” to other women.
Yes, Lamar Odom cheated on Khloe. He’s here to fully admit that.
“Bitches and THOTs came out of the woodwork,” he says to Us Weekly.
“If there is one thing I regret when I was married, it was having multiple affairs with different women. That wasn’t the stand-up thing to do. I wish I could have kept my d–k in my pants.”
Khloe finally had enough and filed for divorce in 2013.
And that’s when Odom moved into an apartment with a friend and really let loose, in the most dangerous way possible.
“I was in a very dark place and very confrontational,” he explains.
“I wasn’t trying to repair my marriage; I was just trying to get high. My life was all about drugs at that point. It probably helped the end of my career come along a little faster because drugs killed my drive to want to train and be in shape.
“It killed that and my sex drive. The only time you can f–k is when you take coke.”
Lamar goes on to say he went to the Nevada brothel almost out of boredom.
He doesn’t recall taking many drugs or doing anything particularly outlandish. But…
“When I woke up four days later, I was trying to pull the tubes out of my mouth.”
Despite all he had put her through, Khloe was by his hospital bedside when Lamar awoke.
“She played a major role in me getting my memory back. She would bring pictures of my mother and my grandmother.
“I kept thinking, ‘Am I paralyzed forever? Am I mute forever?’ It was scary shit. Faith got me through.”
Odom says he hasn’t been “intimate” with Kardashian in years and that he felt “blessed” just to be near her as he recovered; he wasn’t trying to rekindle any flame.
Why did he finally enter rehab this year?
Because his daughter basically said he had to do so… or else she’d stop talking to him.
“Living sober, meaning no drugs, is a great feeling,” Lamar says now, swearing that he’s clean and concluding:
“Being in the moment is important – how you react, respond, create. If I would have done coke last night, you would have gotten some dickhead here trying to get out of here fast.
“But you’re getting Lamar now.”
For more of Odom’s exclusive interview with Us Weekly, pick up the new issue. It’s on newsstands now.
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Has Blurred (Tan) Lines (PHOTOS)
Emily Ratajkowski left little to the imagination while lying out on the beach in Mexico. Baking her buns, Emily looked like she might’ve opted for nude beach attire … it’s just a really tiny thong. She’s staying cool with cervezas, but that ass is…
Saturday, November 26, 2016
Delta Air Lines -- "Hillary Bitches" Passenger Should"ve Been Booted (VIDEO)
Delta Air Lines says its crew messed up big time by not removing a pro-Trump customer from a flight after he called other passengers “Hillary Bitches.” In a video that’s gone viral, a man can be seen shouting at passengers near the back of the…
Monday, October 31, 2016
Ron Howard -- I Do NOT Have a Beautiful Mind For Classic Movie Lines (VIDEO)
Making movies is Ron Howard’s thing but waiting in line for ‘em — or remembering much about ‘em — is definitely NOT. We caught up with the awesome director in NYC, and considering he’s made about 100 flicks … he must remember all the lines…
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
The 33 Worst (Best?) Tinder Pickup Lines of All Time
Despite being a time-honored pastime of dating, pick-up lines have traditionally been largely ineffective. Lame. Immature. Sophomoric.
Tinder has upped the ante on this to the 10th power.
Since the app launched, it has become the de facto standard for mobile hookups, making pick-up lines actually somewhat necessary.
One literally requires an icebreaker, by definition.
Sometimes, this leads to genuine, good-natured lines. Yet the extent to which some people (mostly guys) go from 0-100 is amazing.
Often vulgar. Sometimes hilarious. Never boring.
Peep 33 of the best (worst?) Tinder lines ever used below, and feel bad for the women who somehow swiped right on these dudes.
Unless they went for it, of course …
1. Are you an appendix?
That one is actually pretty good.
2. Let’s go at it HARD
Soft, passive cuddlers need not apply.
3. Horny guys are people too!
Seriously. Stop treating us like this is some kind of meat market!
4. What’s your …
Typical guys, always coming on too strong.
5. Either answer works
These two totally boned.
6. A (dead) bird in hand …
… is worth one long-ass, somewhat compelling pickup line.
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