Despite being a time-honored pastime of dating, pick-up lines have traditionally been largely ineffective. Lame. Immature. Sophomoric.
Tinder has upped the ante on this to the 10th power.
Since the app launched, it has become the de facto standard for mobile hookups, making pick-up lines actually somewhat necessary.
One literally requires an icebreaker, by definition.
Sometimes, this leads to genuine, good-natured lines. Yet the extent to which some people (mostly guys) go from 0-100 is amazing.
Often vulgar. Sometimes hilarious. Never boring.
Peep 33 of the best (worst?) Tinder lines ever used below, and feel bad for the women who somehow swiped right on these dudes.
Unless they went for it, of course …
1. Are you an appendix?
That one is actually pretty good.
2. Let’s go at it HARD
Soft, passive cuddlers need not apply.
3. Horny guys are people too!
Seriously. Stop treating us like this is some kind of meat market!
4. What’s your …
Typical guys, always coming on too strong.
5. Either answer works
These two totally boned.
6. A (dead) bird in hand …
… is worth one long-ass, somewhat compelling pickup line.