Jill Duggar Pays Birthday Tribute to Derick Dillard ... Who Promptly Gets Roasted By Fans

It’s been a rough few months for Derick Dillard.

The troubles started when Derick got fired by TLC after launching an unprovoked social media attack on fellow network star Jazz Jennings.

In the months since, things have only gotten worse for poor Der.

It’s almost like costing his family their only source of income in order to settle some petty social media score wasn’t the smartest move.

This week has been a particularly hard one on Derick, as he was torn to shreds for complaining that TLC refused to pay his son’s medical bills.

(As many followers pointed out, employers give you money in exchange for labor, so that you can pay for unexpected expenses yourself.)

But it’s Friday, and it’s Derick’s 29th birthday, so right about now he probably just wants to kick back with a spicy Virgin Mary and forget about the online world for a bit.

Unfortunately for Big D, the internet doesn’t take days off.

Earlier today, Derick’s wife, Jill Duggar, posted the above photo along with a heartfelt birthday message:

“Happy birthday My Love! You’re the best hubby and father! I’m so in love with you! I hope this last birthday in your 20s is a good one,” Jill captioned the pic.

Unfortunately, the last year of Der’s twenties isn’t off to the greatest start, as Jill’s followers took the opportunity to roast the controversial house husband within an inch of his life:

“Derick, happy birthday. As you blow out your candles, you should wish forgiveness from God for the things that come out of you mouth,” wrote one follower. 

“May Derick learn the true meaning of being a Christian for his 29th year,” another commented.

“Wow! 29 and still doesn’t have a real paying job! How very sad,” another roast-master remarked.

“I don’t think this year will be a good birthday. After all, he posted on Twitter yesterday he seems really emotional and upset. I have a feeling Derick will be on Twitter again all day complaining how life isn’t fair.”

Needless to say, there’s not a lot of birthday love out there for Der today.

Maybe he should flip the script and give Twitter a present by deleting his account.

Watch Counting On online to relive the days before Derick got himself and his wife canned from the world’s cushiest gig.

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Doritos Announces Special Chips for Women, Promptly Gets Dragged

If you"re a woman, then there"s a good chance you have a hard time doing pretty much everything, right?

It"s just that women are so tender and delicate, like tiny little butterflies, completely incapable of living life out here in a man"s world.

That"s why a few years ago we were so blessed when that company was kind enough to make those special pens for our dainty little lady hands, remember?

After all, if an item isn"t small and pink and inoffensive, are we even legally allowed to use it?

The whole issue is a lot to consider, especially if you have a lady brain, which we"re pretty sure has been scientifically proven to be smaller than the male brain.

But thankfully, certain brands are acting as problem solvers in this big, loud, scary world.

One of those brands is Doritos.

Last week, PepsiCo"s chief executive (PepsiCo owns Doritos) appeared on a podcast and announced that a special lady version of Doritos is in the works.

Seriously.

"As you watch a lot of the young guys eat the chips, they love their Doritos, and they lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag, they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth because they don"t want to lose that taste of the flavor," she said.

"Women would love to do the same, but they don"t."

And so the plan is to release a new kind of Doritos "for women," with "low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

Obviously this is absolutely ridiculous and just so, so dumb, but Twitter took this plan and ran with it.

See the best reactions to the up and coming lady Doritos below!

1. Revelations

What? Women also enjoy snacks? Sometimes even “with great glee”?! Surely not!

2. A Little Confusion

Also why are you eating Doritos in a bra, girl? Live your best life.

3. But Seriously

They HAVE to know how dumb this is. Someone, somewhere in that company has to be aware that this could possibly be the stupidest idea in the history of Doritos.

4. Ugh …

It hurts, it really does.

5. SMH

Guess you really never know anyone, huh, Helen?

6. Too Much Space

What a time to be alive.

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Woman Goes on INSANE Racist Rant Against Muslims, Promptly Gets Fired

Look, we all know the world can be an ugly, awful, miserable place, full of hate and anger and just so many bad things.

But when you see it spewing all over the place in a Walmart parking lot in North Dakota, it still kind of takes your breath away, you know?

There"s been a horrific little video making the rounds lately of a white woman named Amber Hensley going off on three Somali women, and it"s … well, it"s alarming, to say the least.

As we said, it takes place outside of a Walmart in Fargo, North Dakota, with the Somali women sitting in their car and the white woman standing outside.

The video begins in the middle of an argument — one of the women in the car tells good ol" Amber that she"s "a racist person," and Amber replies that she"s "an American."

"What are you gonna do?" one of the ladies then asks her, and she gets up close to the window and says, with a crazy look in her eyes, "We"re going to kill you. We"re going to kill all of you f-cking Muslims."

Then, when they tell her they"re going to show the video with the threats to the police, she asks them "Do you think the police care?"

"Why are you in our country anyway?" she adds.

It"s just a really disgusting way for this woman to behave, and no matter what happened to cause the argument in the first place, her words are inexcusable.

But still, Amber is offering plenty of excuses.

In a statement she made to a local news station, this monster of a human said "I would first like to apologize for the horrible things I said to the two ladies at Walmart."

"It was not a Christian-like thing to do at all and wish I could take it back. I am terribly sorry."

But, she adds, if the entire conversation had been recorded, we would see that the altercation began because the women were parked too close to her car.

"When I asked her to move she refused," she claimed. "I asked her again and she swore at me calling me a fat bitch, to that I informed her I was a Christian and asked her if she knew who Jesus was."

The woman allegedly replied with "F-ck Jesus," and Amber said that "I lost it!"

"But," she admitted, "there are absolutely no excuses. I am in tears with regret and will take any form of punishment deemed fit."

And so far, she"s been punished by losing her job as a secretary for an accounting firm.

It"s just a depressing situation, because no matter what was said to Amber, nothing justifies the way she spoke to those women.

Watch the insane exchange in the video below:

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Ryan Edwards Leaves Rehab, Promptly Slams Maci Bookout

Ryan Edwards has shown some concerning behavior for … well, for a very, very long time now.

He’s nodded off on camera in a number of Teen Mom OG episodes, sometimes his eyes are wide enough that we worry they’ll fall out of his head.

His family has said that he’ll leave to run errands and come back hours later, and Maci Bookout, the mother of his son, Bentley, has said that he’s constantly late for everything.

Recently we learned that there’s an explanation for all of that: Ryan is on drugs.

Maci dropped the news in a recent episode of Teen Mom: she said that Ryan’s problem is worse than she ever imagined, and she even said she’s afraid he’ll die from his addiction.

He’d go to rehab, she theorized, but his family enables him instead of getting him the help he needs.

Since the episode aired though, we learned that Ryan did go to rehab.

Sometime around mid-May, he got married to his girlfriend, Mackenzie Standifer, then checked into a treatment center.

Great news, right?

More great news: he’s out of rehab and back with his family.

We know that because a friend posted this photo of herself with Ryan and Mackenzie on Instagram.

The group went to a music festival together, and it looks like they’re on a boat here.

And while Ryan doesn’t look too interested in the company, at least he doesn’t look as bad as he usually does on Teen Mom, so that’s something.

It’s worth pointing out that someone placed an emoji over Ryan’s hand, which is a little suspicious. Are they trying to hide something?

It’s also odd that Mackenzie is pointing at an unaware Ryan like she just spotted a Backstreet Boy and not her husband.

But other than that, Ryan is looking good, and we hope that rehab helped him with his issues.

His drug issues, at least — he made it pretty clear that he’s still a jerk with this post he made on his own account.

It’s a Martin Luther King meme, because that’s fine, right?

And, as you can see, it reads “I have a dream that one day my psycho baby’s mama will shut the f-ck up.”

Ryan only has one kid, which means he only has one “baby’s mama,” which means this has to be directed at Maci.

And that’s disappointing.

On the show, we see that Maci deeply cares about Ryan, and that she’s been trying her best for at least the past few months to get him help while his family pretends things are fine.

Several other Teen Mom dads might have some reason to refer to their “psycho baby’s mama,” but Ryan is not one of them. Maci is arguably the best mom in the entire franchise.

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And of course Ryan has no room to talk — if it wasn’t for his parents, he’d be the biggest deadbeat dad in all of Chattanooga.

We want the best for him, especially now that he’s fresh out of rehab, but he sure isn’t making it easy.

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