Rudy Giuliani Tweets the Word, "You" Gets Roasted By All of Twitter

Rudy Giuliani has a lot on his mind these days.

After all, he’s working for a guy whose employees keep getting fired and/or going to jail.

At this point, America’s Mayor is probably feeling like he has about the same job security as a defense against the dark arts teacher.

Paul Manafort is in jail; Michael Cohen has officially jumped ship; and at this very moment, Don Jr. is probably considering starting over in Moscow and dropping Kimberly Guilfoyle from some young Ruskie state propaganda mouthpiece.

That leaves old Rudy to swoop in and save the day, not unlike that time he came off the bench sacked the QB in his final game at Notre Dame.

We should probably fact-check that one, but who has the time?

Anyway, it looks like the pressure is starting to get to Rude Boy, who got mercilessly dragged over the weekend after experiencing his own “covfefe” moment on Twitter.

As you can see, Rudy tweeted simply the word “you.”

Now, as far as we can tell this isn’t some sort of profound statement about the importance of the ego in 21st century America.

In all likelihood, Rudy simply hit “send” when he didn’t mean to.

We like to think he was about to launch into a Seinfeld-ian “you ever notice”-type rant about the plastic things on the end of shoelaces. 

But that might just be an association we’re making because like the show, Giuliani should have stayed in 1990s New York.

This being 2018, Rudy was roasted within an inch of his life for his Twitter ineptitude.

Now, many of Ru-Giu’s defenders have pointed out that this is the sort of mistake that could happen to anyone.

And they’re absolutely right.

It’s easy to mess up on social media.

People tweet out the wrong thing all the time … just ask Anthony Weiner.

Which is a very good argument for politicians staying off of social media or at least being much more careful about the content that they post.

Sure, it’s not like Rudy threatened the president of Iran or anything, but it’s only a matter of time before someone in the Trump administration sparks an international incident, and it’s gonna be so embarrassing when future generations find out World War III started over an emoji.

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Briana DeJesus Addresses Pregnancy Rumor, Has Final Word on Javi Marroquin

Is she or isn’t she?

Is the Internet about to explode or isn’t it?

Following several days of rumors about the state of her womb, Teen Mom 2 star Briana DeJesus aimed to answer both of these questions in just two sentences over the weekend.

Earlier this month, DeJesus got fans of this MTV franchise buzzing and wondering when she Tweeted the following:

“My life literally just took a turn just now and I’m like uhhhhhhhh what now.”

This clearly could have been a reference to just about anything.

But many folks out there took it as a reference to Briana being pregnant because… well… would that really come as a surprise?

The Teen Mom 2 universe has been especially nutty of late — with Javi Marroquin announcing girlfriend Lauren Comeau is pregnant; Tyler Baltierra often talking suicide; and David Eason and Jenelle Evans simply existing.

Considering DeJesus dated Javi for a few months and considering anything is possible between these two, one couldn’t help but wonder if the ultimate storyline was about to fall into the show’s lap:

TWO pregnancies, one baby daddy.

So… have Briana and Javi given us the sort of content about which celebrity gossip website can typically only dream?

No.

“I’m not pregnant nor do I want to be,” DeJesus wrote on her Instagram Story on Saturday, concluding this short message with an apparent shot at Marroquin:

“Nor do I care about anyone from my past life.”

We’re just assuming this was a shot at Marroquin, that is.

Based on the timing of Comeau’s pregnancy, it’s safe to assume that Javi cheated on Briana with his ex-girlfriend-turned-current-girlfriend-turned-baby-mama.

DeJesus herself has hinted at this possibility, although she’s also claimed that she is thrilled that she isn’t the one carrying Marroquin’s latest child.

“I don’t really care what he got going on cause I’m just happy I didn’t get stuck in Delaware,” Briana previously said when asked to comment on Marroquin’s baby news.

DeJesus, of course, only joined Teen Mom 2 last year, following a brief stint on Teen Mom 3… but she hasn’t wasted any time in making a major, scandalous impression.

From dating Javi to feuding with Kailyn Lowry, she’s unafraid to speak her mind and unafraid to ruffle the feathers of those who have been on the series for far longer than she been a part of it.

She also has two kids of her own already:

1. A daughter named Nova who was born on September 9, 2011 and procreated by ex-boyfriend Devoin Austin II.

2. A daughter named Stella who was born on July 2, 2017 and procreated by some dude named Luis Hernández.

DeJesus doesn’t talk about either baby daddy much and is basically raising these toddlers on her own.

And while she appears to have bitter feelings toward Marroquin based on what she wrote above, she claimed the opposite to Us Weekly just a few weeks ago:

“I’m happy for them. I wish them nothing but the best,” she said about Javi and Comeau and their impending kid, adding:

“All he wanted was a family and he got it. So good for him. Like I said, I’m sending my best wishes and have no hard feelings.”

But is that ALL she said?

Click below to find out!

View Slideshow: Briana DeJesus Reacts to Javi Marroquin Baby Bombshell: Not Jealous!!

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Audrey Roloff Can Sum Up Motherhood is One Word

As documented down below, there’s a lot we don’t know about Audrey Roloff.

But there’s at least one thing we know very well about the Little People, Big World star and that is this:

She adores being a mother.

The TLC personality has made it clear in one social media post after another that she was practically born for this role, gushing about daughter Ember Jean and about her role as a parent.

How would Audrey define that role?

Such is the topic of her latest Instagram entry.

“GRACE. If I had to sum up what motherhood has taught me into one word, it would be grace,” Roloff wrote to open this profound message.

Audrey has been criticized of late for exploiting her daughter (and/or thoughts about her daughter) in the name of product placement and promotion, but that’s not a concern here.

This post is simply dedicated to life as a mother, what she has learned and how she would sum it all up.

“I can be pretty hard on myself, and motherhood is teaching me to give myself grace in the moments when I feel unequipped, ill prepared, or like I don’t measure up,” Audrey explains.

“On the days when I discover I haven’t been doing something that everyone else seems to be doing, grace. 

“When my ideals don’t fit to reality, grace.

“When I’m overwhelmed by all the conflicting research on all the hot button issues, grace.

“When I start to compare myself to the other mama warriors out there, grace. When I get criticized and accused, grace.”

The star continues with the same theme, really hammering it home because it means so much to her.

When I realize I’m not the kind, patient, and loving wife intend to be, grace. When I get down on myself for working too much or not enough, grace. 

When I haven’t checked anything off my to-do list, grace. When I’ve worn the same outfit 7 days in a row, grace.

Audrey and Jeremy Roloff welcomed Ember into the world back in September.

Both were pretty candid at first about the challenges they faced, Audrey in particular when it came to pain while breastfeeding.

However, they relied on each other, on their strong faith and here they are now… proud and excited parents of THIS precious five-month old!

So, where were you, Audrey?

“I am choosing to release my harsh and sometimes worldly standards and learning to embrace His grace in my weakness,” she writes.”His power is perfected in my weakness.”

Referencing God and the bible again, Roloff concludes as follows:

“My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.” 2 Corinthians 12:9.

In response to her in-depth analysis, Audrey received praise and support from many of her followers.

Love this post so much. It encourages me and reminds me of how I should be. Thank you! wrote debrakgottschalk.

Added willspartner71: Your thoughts and words flow so beautifully and inspire me. Thank you for sharing the wisdom that God has gifted you with. You are amazing.

And here’s ktpapercrafty: What wisdom and strength you have gained as a new mom! Impressive indeed. (It took me a whole lot longer to get to this point as a mom!)

We already knew Audrey was wise, though, didn’t we?

But what we didn’t know about her was this…

View Slideshow: Audrey Roloff: Here Are 5 Shocking Facts About Me!

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Jackson Roloff Just Said His First Word... And We Have It On Video!

Jackson Roloff is back with another milestone.

Mere days after the eight-month old showed off his first tooth on Instagram, the adorable Little People, Big World cast member now has something else to brag about.

In fact, the adorable Little People, Big World cast member now has something else to say.

Yes, we wrote say.

As further proof that Jackson is growing up way too quickly, Zach Roloff has shared a video on social media of his first child saying his first word.

And you’ll understand why Zach is especially proud of this utterance after you learn exactly what it is.

Click PLAY on the following piece of footage to find out for yourself:

Jackson Roloff Talks!!!!!!!!!!!

“Excuse me! Jackson has something to say,” an excited Zach wrote as a caption to the video.

It’s quite precious, isn’t it?

Doctors have explained that kids do often make the sound of “Dada” very early on in life, before they really know what it means.

But it sure does appear as if Jackson is well aware that he isn’t just saying “Dada” for no reason in this video… he’s actually addressing his Dada!

Over the past several months, Tori and Zach have done an outstanding job of keeping followers updated when it comes to their baby.

Just over a week ago, for example, Tori posted a picture of Jackson upon his eight month birthday, telling fans that he has four teeth and can sit up on his own for 20 seconds.

Here’s a look at what else he can now do…

View Slideshow: Tori Roloff Shares Stunning 8-Month Update on Jackson

Prior to giving birth to Jackson, Tori Roloff was not a major social media user.

But she simply can’t help herself these days.

She just has so many amazing things to say about motherhood and her son.

“I have such FOMO when it comes to this kid,” Tori recently wrote, for instance, elaborating as follows:

“I am so obsessed with every move he makes. His little fingers. His coos. And I can’t even with his gummy two tooth smile…

“He literally breaks my heart (in a good way) every time he moves. I love being this kids mom.”

How sweet, right?

On a recent episode of their vlog, Z and T Party of Three, Zach opened up about raising a child with achondroplasia, which is the same form of dwarfism he also has.

“Baby Jackson came in as [a little person] – just like me,” said the TLC star.

“Yeah, we’re super excited for it, though. We’ll hope to just give him a healthy, happy life and support him in every way.

“He can experience as much of the world as Tori and me [sic] have been able to and hopefully much more!”

Amen.

Check out these delectable photos of Jackson below and prepare to swoon!

View Slideshow: Jackson Roloff Baby Photos: OMG! He’s So Cute!

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Chelsea Houska: See Her ADORABLE Son Say His First Word!

Chelsea Houska is considered by many, many fans to be the best mother in the entire Teen Mom universe.

And sure, it"s mostly because she"s one of the few moms who came from wealthy families, and because her father, Randy, was there for her emotionally and financially in a way most of the other moms didn"t experience.

And yes, she definitely had her questionable moments — mostly the way she refused to let Adam Lind go even after he repeatedly proved to her what a terrible, terrible person he was (and still is).

Remember when he called her a "fat stretch-marked bitch" and told her he wanted to give up his rights to their daughter, Aubree?

Who, by the way, he actually referred to as "that mistake."

So yeah, Chelsea has some lovers, but she also has some critics.

But none of that will matter when you watch this painfully adorable video she was kind enough to share on Instagram.

In the video, Chelsea is tending to her second child, little bitty Watson Cole DeBoer.

It seems like just yesterday that she gave birth to him, but he"s actually seven months old now!

And, as you can see in the video, he"s ready to start talking!

We see her coaching him, making a "ma" sound over and over …

And it pays off, because with her help, Watson technically says his first word: mama!

As she explains it in her caption, "He may not know what it means yet … but I"m gonna go ahead and count it as his first word."

And we don"t blame her one bit.

Check out Watson in action in the video below!

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