Ellen DeGeneres Scares The Brit Out Of New U.S. Citizen Emily Blunt! Watch The Hilarious Prank HERE!

Ellen DeGeneres gave Emily Blunt her first lesson in becoming a U.S. citizen — always watch your back!

The Sicario star appeared on Monday’s Ellen and showed off her brand new U.S. citizenship!

After the 32-year-old admitted that she knows “more about the constitution and government than most American citizens,” she was put to the test!

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Ellen convinced the actress to “put something patriotic on” and learn patriotic songs for the audience — which was, of course, all an elaborate ruse to scare the British out of Blunt in a classic Ellen scare prank!

Check out the petrifying patriotic moment (below):

[Image via EllenTube.]

Devo Co-Founder -- 9/11 Themed Wedding ... Box-Cutters Anyone?

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The co-founder of Devo and his bride hung their faces off a Twin Towers cake to celebrate their marriage with the most bizarre, and possibly offensive, wedding reception … EVER.

Jerry Casale — Devo’s singer and bassist — married Krista Napp on Friday at Michael’s Restaurant in Santa Monica. Of course, Friday marked the 14th anniversary of the September 11th attacks … a fact the bride and groom made sure their guests would never forget.

Fact 1: Their cake was the World Trade Center, with their images on top of each tower.

Fact 2:  Guests got real box cutters as party favors.

Fact 3: Their table setting cards had an image of a “Gerald & Krista” engraved box cutter.

If it seems outrageous and offensive to make the murder of 2,977 people the centerpiece of your wedding — we’re told Jerry and Krista’s friends weren’t the least bit fazed because they both have a dark and strange sense of humor.

As one guest put it … Jerry has “real heart as an artist, and is a super sweet guy.”

 

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Johnny Depp is Fat, Greasy, Has Bad Teeth, Claims New York Post

Johnny Depp is currently making the media rounds to promote his heavily buzzed-about comeback flick Black Mass.

Naturally, this means that the usually press-shy Depp is stepping out more than usual – and being reminded of exactly why he prefers the solitude of his private island.

Last week, Depp informed Jimmy Kimmel that he would happily bang Kimmel’s entire studio audience. Prior to that, the actor told a group of reporters at the Venice Film Festival that he killed and ate his dogs. 

There was some snark directed at Depp following both remarks, but for the most part, they were chalked up to Johnny being Johnny.

Just when it looked as though Depp might make it through his current junket without the press sharpening its knives on his bones, out comes Page Six to roast the 52-year-old with a hit piece entitled “What Happened to Johnny Depp?” that was apparently written by guest columnist Regina George.

“The actor’s face, chiseled just a few months ago, had swelled into a puffy oval, and the rest of his body looked as if it had gotten just as round,” a grown-up employee of a major publication wrote, in a bafflingly long break-down of Depp’s appearance at the Venice fest.

“His hair appeared greasier than usual, and topping off his look, one of his teeth was red for some mysterious reason. A stain? A stray piece of cranberry? Some sort of pirate thing? We have no idea.”

And in case you were wondering – yes, the author took the opportunity to speculate about Depp’s drinking and the state of his marriage. Stay classy, Page Six!

Game Of Thrones Star Emilia Clarke Is NOT A Fan Of Explicit Sex Scenes — No More Nudity For Khaleesi?!

If you watch Game Of Thrones, you know the only thing you can expect to see more often than a brutal murder is a gratuitous sex scene!

And Emilia Clarke apparently doesn’t like it!

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Even though the 28-year-old star has disrobed and got down plenty as Daenerys Targaryen, she made it clear she’s not a fan of those explicit scenes on television!

She said:

“Sex scenes should be more subtle. I’m British, so I cringe at that sort of thing anyway — I can’t stand it.”

Clarke filmed several sex scenes in the first few seasons of the hit HBO show.

But if the actress had it her way, the scene would cut before the clothes came off! She adds:

“Most sex scenes you see in films or on TV are gratuitous and they’re usually just to attract an audience…I don’t want to have sex thrown in my face and I’ve always thought the suggestion is so much more titillating than the act itself.”

It sounds like Emilia would fair much better acting on a network television show instead of premium cable! LOLz!

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According to reports, Clarke refused to appear in any more topless shots in the hit fantasy series two years ago, telling executives she “wanted to be known for my acting, not my breasts.”

While it sounds like the Mother of Dragons will be fully clothed from now on, we’re sure we can still expect plenty of gratuitous sex scenes from elsewhere in Westeros when Game Of Thrones returns in the Spring!

[Image via HBO.]