Thursday, October 15, 2015

Dennis Hof: Owner of Brothel Where Lamar Odom OD"ed Tells Kardashians to "Go to Hell"

It’s been almost 48 hours since Lamar Odom was found unconscious in Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, and last night, Hof spoke out for the first time about the NBA star’s disastrous stay at his establishment.


Unfortunately, he decided to open up to the human nails-on-a-chalkboard sound known as Nancy Grace:



In the clip above, Grace stops incessantly barking “Hof!” just long enough for the man to actually speak, and his take on the situation is interesting, if almost completely fabricated.


First, he claims that he “doesn’t believe” drugs were involved, despite claims from hospital sources that Odom had cocaine and opiates in his system at the time that he collapsed. 


Hof goes on to confirm that Ryder Cherry and Madison Montag (though he butchered their names) – the women who found Odom unconscious and attempted to revive him – had been paid to attend to him throughout his stay.


Naturally, the topic of Odom’s relationship to the Kardashian family comes up, and Hof proves that he’s a beacon of compassion in an unkind world. Just kidding, he said this:


“Speaking of the Kardashians, I got a call from their publicist today saying, ‘Are you going to do any media?’ and I said yes I’m going to go on [Nancy Grace].


“And she said, ‘Please don’t do that, we’d rather have Khloe say what needs to be said.’ I told her to go to hell.” 


Jeez, Hof. We’re not one to side with the Kardashian PR machine, but the family may be to lose a loved one, so it might be cool of you to let them handle the way the situation is covered in the media as much as possible.


Way to make Nancy Grace look like a tolerable human being, bruh.


Snooki & Jionni LaValle Have Sex Once a Year?!

Nicole Polizzi has never exactly been the shy type, but in her new memoir, she drops some bombshell revelations that might surprise even the most diehard Snooki-philes.



First we learned how Snooki lost her virginity (the very definition of TMI).


Shortly thereafter, we found out that she once feared being eaten by Chris Christie. (We assume she was speaking figuratively in that one.)


Now, in a new excerpt obtained by Radar Online, we’re once again finding out some very surprising things about Snooki.


Most shocking of all is the fact that she’s gotten it in more in a single episode of Jersey Shore than in 10 months of marriage to Jionni LaValle”


“In all seriousness, we get it on once in a blue moon,” says Snooks in her book. “The urge strikes occasionally…it’s over and done quickly…I feel couples really need to have sex for five minutes once or twice a year.”


So based on their doin’ it schedule and their number of children, Snooki and Jionni take a positively Duggar-esque approach to sex and have a baby for every bang.


We’re beginning to think their actually might be some truth to those rumors about Jionni having an Ashley Madison account!


Lamar Odom: Details of Brothel Bender Revealed

In the two days since Lamar Odom was found unconscious in his VIP suite at the Love Ranch brothel in Nevada, several details have emerged that help to shed light on exactly how the former NBA star wound up comatose in a Las Vegas hospital.



It seems that in addition to abusing an herbal “Viagra substitute” (which he bought on premises), Odom was using cocaine and opiates, and putting additional strain on his body by engaging in frequent drug-fuelled sex with multiple prostitutes.


According to TMZ, Odom spent over $ 75,000 at the brothel in just over three days.


Upon arriving, all the women employed by Love Ranch (prostitution is legal in Lyon County, NV, where the ranch is located) lined up, and Lamar selected two who would be at his beck and call for the entirety of his stay.


It’s not known if the women he chose were Madison Montag and Ryder Cherry, who later found him passed out in his room and attempted to revive him.


Sources say it appears that Lamar was a regular at Love Ranch, as workers picked him up at his home in Vegas home and chauffeured him to the brothel.


Love Ranch ownership and employees have mostly kept quiet about Odom’s stay, likely for fear of being legally implicated in his overdose.


Reload – the herbal erectile dysfunction capsule that Odom purchased from the brothel – was recently banned by the FDA. 


Dustin Johnson: Cheating on Paulina Gretzky with Alli MacKenzie?!

Is PGA Tour star Dustin Johnson cheating on Paulina Gretzky with Alli MacKenzie, a former model and formerly his (rumored) married mistress?



According to Radar, two months ago, Johnson reunited with MacKenzie, now the former wife of Will MacKenzie, also a member of the pro golf tour.


Johnson and MacKenzie met at a Publix supermarket in South Florida behind the back of Paulina Gretzky, Dustin’s fiancee and the mother of his son.


The eighth ranked player in the world was seen lovingly putting his arm around Alli as they pushed separate carts down the grocery store aisle.


Says a witness who saw the whole thing go down that day:


“They looked super flirty, and like they were going to kiss.”


MacKenzie admitted this happened, but says it was innocent.


“I ran into an old friend buying baby food for his son at Publix,” she said. “I wish Paulina, Tatum and Dustin the very best start in their lives together.”


Johnson, 31, was accused last summer of a “sexual indiscretion with at least one wife of a PGA Tour player,” reported at the time to be MacKenzie.


They both denied an affair, and Paulina stood by him.


In July 2014, amid a failed drug test (reportedly his third since 2009), Johnson took a leave of absence from the sport to deal with “personal challenges.”


Soon after that, Paulina got pregnant with their first child, born in January of this year. He returned to PGA play in 2015 and had a strong season.


The golfer’s reps now insist that he is “living a happy and healthy life and is totally committed to Paulina, Tatum and the life they have built together.”


Yet a Radar source cautions: “Dustin is the next Tiger Woods! It’s time for an intervention … otherwise he’ll be rocked by another [epic sex scandal]!”


Come on. Nothing will ever top Tiger.