Thursday, October 15, 2015

Snooki & Jionni LaValle Have Sex Once a Year?!

Nicole Polizzi has never exactly been the shy type, but in her new memoir, she drops some bombshell revelations that might surprise even the most diehard Snooki-philes.



First we learned how Snooki lost her virginity (the very definition of TMI).


Shortly thereafter, we found out that she once feared being eaten by Chris Christie. (We assume she was speaking figuratively in that one.)


Now, in a new excerpt obtained by Radar Online, we’re once again finding out some very surprising things about Snooki.


Most shocking of all is the fact that she’s gotten it in more in a single episode of Jersey Shore than in 10 months of marriage to Jionni LaValle”


“In all seriousness, we get it on once in a blue moon,” says Snooks in her book. “The urge strikes occasionally…it’s over and done quickly…I feel couples really need to have sex for five minutes once or twice a year.”


So based on their doin’ it schedule and their number of children, Snooki and Jionni take a positively Duggar-esque approach to sex and have a baby for every bang.


We’re beginning to think their actually might be some truth to those rumors about Jionni having an Ashley Madison account!