Friday, October 16, 2015

Khloe Kardashian Blames Herself For Lamar Odom"s Overdose, Source Claims

Earlier today, Lamar Odom showed signs of life for the first time since lapsing into a coma on Tuesday night.


Despite the glimmer of hope, however, insiders say the chance that he’ll regain consciousness remains slim, as an MRI shows that Odom suffered multiple strokes before he was hospitalized, and several major organs may be damaged beyond repair.



Hospital sources say Khloe Kardashian has not left Lamar’s side since the moment he was admitted. She’s reportedly devastated with grief, and the reasons may go beyond her love and concern for her estranged husband.


“Khloe is absolutely inconsolable right now and she is crying hysterically non-stop,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online. “She’s saying that if she never started dating James than none of this would have happened.”


Yes, according to the source, Khloe believes her relationship with James Harden caused Lamar to spiral out of control.


Odom has dealt with substance abuse issues for his entire life, but workers at the Love Ranch brothel where he was found unconscious say that Lamar was “fixated” on Khloe in the days leading up to his overdose.


Lamar’s difficulty in getting over his failed marriage is well documented, and he was reportedly watched Keeping Up With the Kardashians and brooded over his love for Khloe the week of his collapse.


Obviously, Khloe is in no way to blame for Lamar’s overdose, but it’s not hard to see how her grief might be exacerbated by feelings of guilt.


Marriage Boot Camp Trailer: Who"s the Mystery Couple?!?

WE tv has given viewers their first look at Marriage Boot Camp Season 4.


New episodes of this hit reality series will track couples that include:


  • Sean and Catherine Lowe (The Bachelor).

  • Benzino and Althea Heart (Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta).

  • Sunday Carter and Cedric (Basketball Wives: Los Angeles).

  • Sarah Oliver and Jimmy "Inkman" Coney (Bad Girls Club).

But that"s not all! The promo teases a "mystery couple" that will also be included when new episodes kick off on December 4.


Who will it be? Who do you want it to be?!?


Check out the first trailer and let the guessing games begin!


Marriage boot camp trailer whos the mystery couple

19 Total and Complete Twitter Fails


LOL? More like… What the Hell?!?


The following Twitter messages do often invoke loud laughter, but they also invoke pure consternation and depressing over the state of our fellow human beings.


Yes, Internet users really did write the following things for public consumption:




1. Ouch! Total Burn!


Ouch total burn

Well partial burn. Chlamydia actually begins with a C. But whatever. Details, right?



2. This Would Be Profound..


This would be profound

… if the person had written “wounds” instead of “wombs.” Those two words mean very different things.



3. This is Simply Untrue


This is simply untrue

Sorry, @lanadelcunt. Back to fourth grade for you.



4. It Could Be Worse, Right?


It could be worse right

You could be going through menopause.



5. But Misery Hates It!


But misery hates it

It’s the Show Me State, so why not?!? Show Missouri some company, people!



6. So, Like, in a Factual Way?


So like in a factual way

Such as: That person over there, he or she is a… nevermind.


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Jenny McCarthy Wants to Be the Final Nude Playboy Centerfold

Earlier this week, Playboy announced that it will cease publishing nude photos in response to the fact that there are roughly 400 bajilllion hours of hardcore pornography available for free online. 


Hef and company rightly feel that heavily-airbrushed nudes of barely legal strivers and washed-up TV actresses just don’t carry much appeal in a world where HD videos of people acting out your most depraved fantasies are just a Google search away.



Many feel that the decision signifies the end of an era.


Others believe believe Playboy is joining the 21st Century much too late and has little chance of remaining relevant in a world where PG-13 men’s mags such as GQ, Esquire and Maxim are already coping with plummeting subscription rates.


Still others are eager to seize what may be their last chance to have their middle-aged boobs photoshopped by the best in the biz.


“There was nothing (in my photoshoot) I felt was too embarrassing, or gross, and nothing that I’m not proud of today. So it kind of breaks my heart that it’s the end of that era,” Jenny McCarthy said during her SiriusXM radio show.


“That we have to lose what I would consider very classy nudity in a magazine… In solidarity, I will be wearing my panties at half-mast… and have maybe one more for the road. I would be totally willing just to take it all off one more time, just to say I’ll be in the last one.”


Given that Jenny is one of the magazine’s most iconic centerfolds, a final photoshoot would be an appropriate way to end The Era of the Outdates Spank Mag.


Still, there’s an irony in hearing the woman who describes Mark Wahlberg’s penis in detail to anyone who will listen prattling on about “classy” nudity like she’s Donald Trump on Molly. 


Speaking of TMI, Jenny went into significant detail in describing the state of her pubes on the occasion of her first shoot:


“When I did my test shoot there I had one uni-brow and a giant bush to my knees, and they were like, ‘You’re in! You’re a girl next door!"”


“They really capture that innocence in the women. There was nothing ever skanky about the photos, I never felt like I was posing in a way that would make my mom disown me.”


Yes, nudity in Playboy may be coming to an end, but you can take heart in the fact that Jenny McCarthy will probably never stop talking about her pubic hair…if that’s your thing.