Chris Evans is a bachelor again after his split from Jenny Slate … and he looks a lot like a bro on the prowl. Chris was partying in Houston Saturday night with some childhood friends, where we’re told he invited a few ladies from a bar…
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Sunday, February 12, 2017
Thursday, February 9, 2017
Chris Evans & Jenny Slate: It"s Over!
There are two kinds of celebrity breakups:
The one percent that falls into the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie category and makes grown men and women weep as though their own parents split up …
… and the other 99% where you’re like, were you’re all like, “Oh yeah, I forgot they were a thing.”
We think it’s safe to say Chris Evans and Jenny Slate fall firmly in the latter category.
In fairness, some folks seem mildly upset on social media, but they’re vastly outnumbered by the “OMFG Captain America is single!!!” crowd.
Anyway, Evans and Slate started dating back in May of last year.
Despite some early controversy (Many believed that Slate cheated on her husband with Evans. It now appears that they separated before she met the actor.) the couple moved quickly and seemed to get serious in a hurry.
In fact, at one point, it was rumored that Slate was pregnant with Evans’ baby.
That turned out not to be the case, and now it looks like the couple has called it quits.
Sources say the split was amicable and there was no single cause.
In a statement, the actors blamed the usual mix of busy schedules and too much work-related travel.
Both stars remained pretty tight-lipped about their relationship while they were together, but Slate occasionally let her guard down and gushed about.
“It’s kind of like I got my dream 7th grade boyfriend,” she told Entertainment Tonight at a premiere event.
“We didn’t know each other growing up, but we grew up about a half hour away from each other. We’ve been friends for a while.”
At Sundance just last month, Slate was asked about her relationship with Evans by Us Weekly.
“He’s such an amazing guy really in every way,” she replied.
Celebrity couples frequently claim they parted on good terms, but this time we’re actually inclined to believe it.
Evans and Slate both have reputations for being pretty chill, and it never really felt like they were super serious.
A source for the couple says they “remain very close friends.”
Well, that’s good.
Captain America is someone you want to have in your corner – which is probably something that Trump’s gonna tweet any minute now.
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Jenny McCarthy on Mariah Carey: What a Track Wreck!
We can now confirm two things that Jenny McCarthy is against:
1. Vaccinations.
2. Mariah Carey.
The former View co-host, who has helped anchor New Year’s Eve coverage on various programs for seven years, used her SiriusXM show on Tuesday to lay into the legendary singer.
McCarthy called Carey out for what most viewers agree was the single worst New Year’s Eve performance in the history of December 31.
Actually on hand in Times Square for the embarrassing event, McCarthy took listened behind the scenes a bit as she relayed her reaction to Mariah’s nationally-televised fail.
“Mouths are hanging open. Everyone is shocked. We only gave you a shortened version of that. We had to go through another song of her walking around,” McCarthy said on air today.
She added:
“It was so bad, and then for a moment I said, ‘Take a step back, Jenny, and try to find some empathy right now.’ And I did. All of a sudden I felt really bad for her, because it was that bad. It was a complete train wreck.”
Did you catch the performance?
It featured Carey having problems with her audio.
She was on stage, messing around with her ear piece, clearly confused and unsure what to do.
“We’re missing some of the vocals, but it is what it is … I’m gonna let the audience sing. We didn’t have a sound check for this New Year’s baby,” Carey told the crowd.
It was evident that Carey planned to lip-sync, but technical issues got in the way and she was unable to recover; i.e. simply go ahead and actually sing her own songs.
Watch footage from the humiliating “performance” below:
Shortly after this non-concert aired on ABC, Carey took to Twitter and shrugged it off.
“Sh-t happens,” she wrote.
But as the video got passed around the Internet in subsequent days and the embarrassment grew, Carey’s team went into crisis mode.
Sources in Carey’s camp actually told TMZ and Billboard that the artist was “sabotaged” and that “production set her up to fail.”
Why would producers do this? To garner ratings for the network’s New Year’s Eve special.
So the argument goes, that is.
But Dick Clark Productions wasn’t going to just sit around and let its good name be sullied.
The company responded to accusations of wrongdoing with the following statement:
As the premier producer of live television events for nearly 50 years, we pride ourselves on our reputation and long-standing relationships with artists.
To suggest that DCP, as producer of music shows including the American Music Awards, Billboard Music Awards, New Year’s Rockin’ Eve and Academy of Country Music Awards, would ever intentionally compromise the success of any artist is defamatory, outrageous and frankly absurd…
We want to be clear that we have the utmost respect for Ms. Carey as an artist and acknowledge her tremendous accomplishments in the industry.
McCarthy, meanwhile, said she stopped sympathizing with Carey once her team accused Dick Clark Productions of somehow setting her up to fail.
“I do understand our egos, of course, want to blame everyone but itself for mistakes, but I literally had a visceral reaction to her saying that Dick Clark Productions did this on purpose and for ratings,” McCarthy said, continuing:
“If Dick Clark were alive today, I guarantee he would be on air right now fighting back. He’s not, so I’m going to.
“The truth of the matter is Mariah didn’t do a sound check. … She did whatever you would call, like, a dance move rehearsal holding her gold microphone, and she stood off to the side of the stage while she had a stand-in do a sound check.”
Husband Donnie Wahlberg was in the studio with McCarthy and agreed.
Having often performed live with New Kids on the Block, he chimed in with this take:
“The buck stops with the artist. If you’re gonna be a boss or you’re gonna be a diva, then you know, again, it’s your name, your face and your legacy on the line.
“So you leave something to someone else, you have no one to blame but yourself. The music track, missing a vocal, that’s on her. No rehearsal, that’s on her.”
Monday, July 18, 2016
Jenny Slate: Did She Cheat With Chris Evans???
They are definitely together, but that’s not what has people talking.
The timing of Chris Evans and Jenny Slate’s coupling is being called into question, considering it happened right before Slate announced a separation from her husband of four years, Dean Fleischer-Camp.
Sources tell Star Magazine that Evans and Slate started getting cozy on the set of 2017’s Gifted, and they did a poor job of hiding it.
“Jenny’s feelings for Chris seemed to evolve quickly to more than just platonic,” a set insider told the tabloid.
“Some people even said they felt bad for Jenny’s husband the one time he visited the set. She didn’t seem too enthusiastic about Dean being there, and he probably sensed the chemistry between his wife and Chris.”
Fleisher-Camp directed and co-wrote Slate’s hugely famous short, Marcel The Shell With Shoes On.
A source told Us Weekly that the couple drifted apart towards the end of their marriage, made all the more obvious by her chemistry with Evans, a fellow Massachusetts native.
“It certainly has the appearance of Chris and Jenny’s relationship having contributed to her marriage crumbling – and I’m sure Jenny would just like to sweep it under the rug,” another source told Star.
Evans’ rep was quick to point out that he and Evans didn’t start dating until April, after she and Fleischer-Camp split, but before their announcement.
Evans accompanied Slate to the premiere of The Secret Life of Pets, but managed to escape the red carpet before Slate did interviews.
“Jenny and Chris walked the carpet together, but he fled the scene when she was being interviewed because it was obvious he did not want to answer questions about their relationship.”
Fleischer-Camp’s heart might be broken, but true love lives on! At least some of Slate’s friends seem to think so.
“Maybe something good will come from all of this. Maybe Chris and Jenny were meant for each other – and if that’s the case, who’s to say they shouldn’t be happy together?”
What is this, Angelina and Brad 2.0?
Saturday, July 16, 2016
Tara Reid & Jenny McCarthy Clash Over Boobs, Sharknado
Well, okay then.
That sure escalated quickly.
One day after Teresa Giudice peaced out of an interview with Access Hollywood Live, Tara Reid arrived to the set of Jenny McCarthy"s SiriusXM radio show…
… and then left very early herself after getting into it with the host.
Reid was apparently under the impression that the Q&A would focus solely on her upcoming role in Sharknado 4.
But the chat kicked off with McCarthy complimenting the 40-year-old actress for her appearances on the WE tv reality series, Marriage Boot Camp.
"I f–king love you on that show, but are you glad you did it?" she asked.
The question seemed to have struck a nerve with Reid.
"It"s not worth the time to talk about," she replied, following that up after McCarthy posed another question about Marriage Boot Camp with:
"Please let"s not talk about this show. We"re all here about Sharknado."
Okay, McCarthy agreed… did Reid after get into shape for her ongoing role in the franchise?
"It"s not like you really need to get into shape. It"s Sharknado. They"re fake sharks," she said.
McCarthy then attempted to clarify her question, explaining how Reid might have felt inclined to hit the gym to get into "muscle shape."
Aside from weekly yoga, Reid said she did "nothing crazy, nothing strenuous."
"People talked about your surgeries before. Are you still going through surgeries or are you past them?" McCarthy proceeded to ask, referring to Reid"s penchant for plastic surgery.
"No, I haven"t had any surgery for awhile, Jenny," Reid answered.
So, nothing else is planned on that front, Tara?
"I think I"ve made that clear about 100 times," Tara shot back. "Maybe you only read the bad things, but I"ve made that really clear for so many years."
It got worse from there, as Reid sarcastically wished McCarthy luck upon getting up and leaving.
"Good luck to you, too, and I"m so excited about Sharknado and I hope you stay married," McCarthy responded. "I hope your knees get a little wobblier than they already are."
"I hope your tits get even nicer, because they"re amazing. The same guy who did mine, right?" Reid quipped in response. "I"ll always use your advice. You"re the best. Bye."
Listen to snippets of the awkward segment below and then choose a side: Team Jenny or Team Tara?
(UPDATE: A rep for Tara Reid tells E! News:
"Tara is a positive person who is against women tearing each other down. She was bullied on Jenny"s and felt ambushed when she came into the show with a positive spirit and in a happy mood. It was very unfortunate how Jenny shifted the conversation for her personal gain when the whole focus should be on Sharknado 4.")
Saturday, June 25, 2016
Chris Evans & Jenny Slate: Yep, They"re Really a Couple!
Last month, a little rumor flew on our radar about the possibility of Chris Evans dating Jenny Slate.
In fact, some say Slate dumped her husband of four years, Dean Fleischer-Camp, for the actor.
Reports of Evans and Slate"s dalliance hit right just after she separated from Fleischer-Camp, and this new couple seemed just random enough to be true.
And now, a few weeks later, Captain America and the quirky comedian have gone public.
Yep, they"re a bona fide couple, folks!
The pair hit the red carpet for the premiere of Slate"s animated film The Secret Life of Pets, and she opened up to ET about their romance.
When asked about their first appearance together, Slate confirmed they were an item.
"I haven"t really had a large premiere before, so it"s nice to have someone who knows how it goes," she said of having Evans with her for the premiere.
Evans, of course, rose to fame portraying Captain America in a number of big budget films about the Marvel character, so he"s been on many a red carpet in the past.
"And also, honestly, we"re just like both two teenagers from Massachusets so it kinda feels like I got my dream seventh grade boyfriend," she continued.
Uh, yeah. Most would agree that Chris Evans is a dream boyfriend regardless of age.
"We didn"t know each other growing up but we grew up about a half an hour from each other and we"ve been friends for a while, and… yeah," she added.
Slate did not, however, comment on the rumor that she was pregnant with Evan"s baby, probably because it was based solely on a tweet she posted about throwing up in the middle of the night, which could"ve just been attributed to a bad taco or something.
Evans and Slate met on the set of the upcoming film Gifted, on which they found mad chemistry together.
"Oddly enough, I"ve only known Jenny for a few months, which is insane to say because we"re like the same animal," Evans said of his co-star and now girlfriend.
If you"ve never heard of Slate, we suggest you get to know her.
Her indie flick Obvious Child won rave reviews and her appearances on Girls, House of Lies and Parks and Recreation are excellence showcases of her intelligence, wit and offbeat charm.
Chris Evans & Jenny Slate: Yep, They"re Really a Couple!
Last month, a little rumor flew on our radar about the possibility of Chris Evans dating Jenny Slate.
In fact, some say Slate dumped her husband of four years, Dean Fleischer-Camp, for the actor.
Reports of Evans and Slate"s dalliance hit right just after she separated from Fleischer-Camp, and this new couple seemed just random enough to be true.
And now, a few weeks later, Captain America and the quirky comedian have gone public.
Yep, they"re a bona fide couple, folks!
The pair hit the red carpet for the premiere of Slate"s animated film The Secret Life of Pets, and she opened up to ET about their romance.
When asked about their first appearance together, Slate confirmed they were an item.
"I haven"t really had a large premiere before, so it"s nice to have someone who knows how it goes," she said of having Evans with her for the premiere.
Evans, of course, rose to fame portraying Captain America in a number of big budget films about the Marvel character, so he"s been on many a red carpet in the past.
"And also, honestly, we"re just like both two teenagers from Massachusets so it kinda feels like I got my dream seventh grade boyfriend," she continued.
Uh, yeah. Most would agree that Chris Evans is a dream boyfriend regardless of age.
"We didn"t know each other growing up but we grew up about a half an hour from each other and we"ve been friends for a while, and… yeah," she added.
Slate did not, however, comment on the rumor that she was pregnant with Evan"s baby, probably because it was based solely on a tweet she posted about throwing up in the middle of the night, which could"ve just been attributed to a bad taco or something.
Evans and Slate met on the set of the upcoming film Gifted, on which they found mad chemistry together.
"Oddly enough, I"ve only known Jenny for a few months, which is insane to say because we"re like the same animal," Evans said of his co-star and now girlfriend.
If you"ve never heard of Slate, we suggest you get to know her.
Her indie flick Obvious Child won rave reviews and her appearances on Girls, House of Lies and Parks and Recreation are excellence showcases of her intelligence, wit and offbeat charm.
Monday, May 23, 2016
Jenny Slate: Pregnant With Chris Evans" Baby?!
Last week, we reported that Jenny Slate and Chris Evans appear to be dating.
The relationship stirred up a good deal of controversy from the start, as several sources claimed that Slate was still married to Dean Fleischer-Camp when she started her relationship with Evans.
Now, the Internet is once again taking an interest in Slevans as a result of murmurs that Jenny is knocked up with Chris’ baby.
The rumor started over the weekend, when Slate posted a late night tweet about getting sick in the middle of the night.
“I woke up in the middle of the night all sweaty& then barfed for no reason. In conclusion: I’m 7?”
She followed that up with a tweet about her miraculous recovery:
“Yes I was up all night throwing up but now I feel DOUBLE JOY for feeling better& walking through beautiful Brooklyn on a Saturday. Hiyeee!”
With her love of Brooklyn and open discussions about bodily functions, you might think that Slate is simply taking the Lena Dunham approach to social media and trying to score a spinoff for the character she played on Girls.
That may be, but most fans are under the impression that Slate is either pregnant or doing some serious trolling.
“Mini Cap on the way?” one fan tweeted, thus igniting a firestorm of speculation.
Jenny has yet to respond, and this is one of those situations where her silence could speak volumes.
Of course, she and Evans have yet to confirm that they’re dating, so if she is pregnant (big “if,” at this point), there’s no guarantee that it’s Evans’.
We’re hoping the rumors are true, but only because we like these two as a couple.
And obviously they’d breed impossibly attractive, witty humans, and the world could always use more of those.
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
Jenny Slate: Comedian Dumps Her Husband For Chris Evans?!
Actress and comedian Jenny Slate is one of those entertainers whom you’ve almost certainly seen before, but you’ve probably given little to no thought to her personal life.
Frankly, she probably preferred it that way.
But like it or not, Ms. Slate’s name is making the rounds in the world of celebrity gossip today thanks to a rumored love triangle involving none other than Captain America himself.
Sources say Slate and Chris Evans are a full-blown couple these days, which is odd, as Slate has been married to Dean Fleischer-Camp since 2012.
Apparently, Slate and Camp separated last week – not long after Slate and Evans wrapped filming on the upcoming drama Gifted.
In retrospect all the signs were there.
The actors recently gushed about one another during an episode of Anna Faris’ podcast:
“I didn’t know what to expect when I met Chris. I was a little scared because I kind of felt like, Well, I don’t know him. He’s a giant man with huge muscles and he’s Captain America. How could we ever connect?” Slate said.
“[But the] first night that we hung out, I was like, Wow, I could hang out with Chris for, like, 90 hours.”
Evans echoed the sentiment, saying, “Oddly enough, I’ve only known Jenny for a few months, which is insane to say because we’re like the same animal.”
In the past, Evans has been linked to Jennifer Lawrence, Elizabeth Olsen, Minka Kelly, and Sandra Bullock.
It may sound like he gets around, but friends say Evans is actually a serial monogamist who’s just looking for the right girl.
In any case, they may have started under sketchy circumstances, but we like Evans and Slate as a couple.
If for no other reason than Slate deserves more starring roles, and someone with Chris’ clout might be able to make it happen, we hope these two work out.
Friday, March 18, 2016
Jenny McCarthy: Pregnant With Donnie Wahlberg"s Baby?!
These days Jenny McCarthy is as well-known for her controversial views on child-rearing as she is for…whetver else it is that she does.
So naturally, when a photo that suggests Jenny might be pregnant with her second child popped up online today, the Internet lost its collective mind.
As you can see, Donnie Wahlberg is touching his wife’s stomach in this photo, which can only mean one thing – these two are as thirsty for attention as ever!
Some folks are going so far as to call this an unofficial announcement, but we have our doubts that Jenny is really knocked up.
This latest development comes fresh on the heels of reports that Jenny and Donnie are headed for divorce.
We’re not saying she can’t be pregnant because they’re having relationship problems; we’re saying they probably planted the divorce rumors for the same reason that they posed so awkwardly in this photo:
These two have Kardashian-level appetites for attention, but only Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg-levels of fame.
Remember when Jenny wouldn’t stop talking about Charlie Sheen’s HIV?
Well, the public stopped caring, so Jenny and Donnie have moved on to phase 47,000 of their never-ending plan to score a reality show that no one will watch.
The whole thing is as dumb as Jenny’s views on vaccinations.
Friday, November 20, 2015
Jenny McCarthy: Still Talking About Charlie Sheen, Still Sounding Dumb
Yesterday, Jenny McCarthy slammed Charlie Sheen for failing to publicly reveal that he’s HIV positive several years ago when he was first diagnosed.
Lots of women are pissed that Sheen never told them about his condition, but that’s because he put them at risk by having sex with them with no prior warning of the risks involved.
McCarthy simply played Sheen’s girlfriend on a few episodes of Two and a Half Men, and while that show has been known to cause physical illness, it’s only because of the atrocious writing.
McCarthy never had sex with Sheen (as far as we know), so she was never in danger of contracting HIV from him.
That’s why it’s beyond annoying that she’s still going off about how angry she is that she worked with an HIV patient without her knowledge.
Rather than apologizing for her initial remarks, McCarthy went on a Twitter rant last night and inadvertently proved that she’s as dumb about HIV as she is about the non-existent link between autism and vaccines:
“The point I raised about Charlie Sheen on my Sirius radio show, had nothing to do with whether or not I think he put me at risk. I simply took issue with the double standard in the industry.
“Every actress (and actor for that matter) must disclose hundreds of personal health matters before ever being allowed to set foot on a film set.
“Yet an actor who interacts physically with dozens of actresses in intimate scenes, is not required to disclose that he has HIV?
“I am very aware that HIV is not spread through kissing, but I also believe that if an actress has to disclose all of her business before kissing a male costar, the actor should be required to disclose something as major as an HIV infection too.
“His disclosures in his personal life are none of my business, and are for him to reconcile with the people he interacted with privately. I am not one of them.”
No. Just no. We literally don’t know where to begin with this argument.
For one thing, McCarthy literally said, “Ick…it’s scary!” on her Sirius show when talking about Sheen’s HIV, which sounds an awful lot like someone who thought they were at risk of contracting the illness.
But more importantly, the reason that actors and actresses are required to disclose a condition like a cold sore and not HIV is because oral herpes can be transmitted through kissing, whereas HIV cannot.
If she and Charlie were making a porn together, he would be obligated to inform her that he has HIV.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why dozens of porn stars have ample reason to be pissed at Charlie Sheen, while Jenny McCarthy does not.
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Jenny McCarthy to Charlie Sheen: WTH, Dude?!?
Turns out, even women who pretended to have sex with Charlie Sheen are unhappy with the actor right now.
Or at least one woman who pretended to have sex with Charlie Sheen.
We’ve already heard from ex-goddess Bree Olson, who went off on Sheen for not disclosing his HIV diagnosis to her, despite their (semi) long-term relationship.
And now Jenny McCarthy, who played Charlie’s girlfriend on Two and a Half Men for multiple episodes, has given her negative opinion of the actor in light of his HIV reveal.
“Before we do a job, we have to sign a piece of paper that says, ‘Do you have cold sores?’ You have to sign a release saying, ‘Yes, I have cold sores’ and you have to show the medication,” she said on Sirium XM.
“For years I’ve signed this piece of paper.
“Now, being on Two and a Half Men myself and being a love interest, you would think that there would be some type of … I don’t want to say, not criminal issue, but what, I don’t even know how to feel about that.”
We understand this must be weird news for McCarthy to hear.
But she knows she didn’t actually sleep with Sheen, right?
“If I have to be upfront about a herpe, how could you not be upfront about HIV?” she asked, concluding:
“Playing his love interest on the show … ugh … that’s not fair and scary.”
Sheen’s manager, Mark Burg, has responded to McCarthy’s rant by saying his client “was infected long after he left Two and a Half Men and long after he worked with Jenny.”
Which is a fair response. As is this: SHEEN DIDN’T ACTUALLY SLEEP WITH MCCARTHY!
The actor did sleep with a porn star named Kacey Jordan, however, who alleges that Sheen actually got her pregnant after he got diagnosed with HIV.
“I have sympathy for him because, you know, he’s sick and it’s awful,” McCarthy said of Sheen, who spent A LOT of money on hookers over the years.
“But he’s going to have some major accountability with many people in his life.”
This is true. But it’s equally true that McCarthy isn’t one of them.
Friday, October 23, 2015
Jenny McCarthy & Donnie Wahlberg: Headed For Divorce Already?!
It’s been just over a year since Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg got married, but sources say the couple may already be headed for Splitsville.
No, the decision doesn’t have anything to do with Jenny’s desire to pose nude in Playboy one last time.
Instead, it seems McCarthy is just not content being the ’50s housewife that Donnie is looking for.
“Their marriage is doomed,” a source tells Star magazine. “It’s just a matter of time before they split. Donnie expects Jenny to behave like a wife, cooking and taking care of the family instead of relying on outside help. But she resists his alpha male act.”
Apparently, Jenny thought she would be up for abandoning her career to cater to Donnie’s every whim, but the routine got old after just a few months.
“I want to be dependent and a girl and a wife and domesticated,” Jenny said back in February. “I want to be Mrs. Wahlberg.”
It turns out, however, that Jenny wasn’t as well-equipped to handle domestic bliss as she thought.
“She’s in danger of driving him out the door,” the insider says. “When she gets a tattoo or dyes her hair on a whim it drives Donnie crazy. He tells her to act like an adult.”
Donnie, she wants to pose for Playboy, dude. We’d sat she’s acting very adult.
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Bill Murray: Dating 39-Year-Old Singer Jenny Lewis?!
You may know Jenny Lewis as the former child star who went on to become the lead singer for beloved indie-rock outfit Rilo Kiley and release a couple of critically-adored solo albums after the band members went their separate ways.
You almost certainly know Bill Murray as a living comedy legend and the internet’s second favorite thing behind porn. They’re both pretty awesome – but are they awesome as a couple?
Yes, according to Page Six, Murray and Lewis are an item. We imagine she gave him a similar look later in the evening.
Anyway, a source says that Murray calls Jenny his “special friend,” which is Hollywood code for “woman I’m sleeping with who’s more than a couple decades my junior.”
A rep for Lewis declined to comment (always a dead giveaway that some boots-knockin’ is going down), but the songstress reportedly stuck close to Bill’s side throughout a recent premiere party for his new film Rock the Kasbah.
The totally-not-a-couple couple was later spotted together in the lobby of the Huntting Inn in East Hampton.
Yes, life is good when you’re Bill Murray.
Not only can you break the Internet just by dancing to “Turn Down For What,” you also get to sleep with hot redheaded hipsters well into your AARP years.
We might have been selling the man short when we called him a living legend.
Friday, October 16, 2015
Jenny McCarthy Wants to Be the Final Nude Playboy Centerfold
Earlier this week, Playboy announced that it will cease publishing nude photos in response to the fact that there are roughly 400 bajilllion hours of hardcore pornography available for free online.
Hef and company rightly feel that heavily-airbrushed nudes of barely legal strivers and washed-up TV actresses just don’t carry much appeal in a world where HD videos of people acting out your most depraved fantasies are just a Google search away.
Many feel that the decision signifies the end of an era.
Others believe believe Playboy is joining the 21st Century much too late and has little chance of remaining relevant in a world where PG-13 men’s mags such as GQ, Esquire and Maxim are already coping with plummeting subscription rates.
Still others are eager to seize what may be their last chance to have their middle-aged boobs photoshopped by the best in the biz.
“There was nothing (in my photoshoot) I felt was too embarrassing, or gross, and nothing that I’m not proud of today. So it kind of breaks my heart that it’s the end of that era,” Jenny McCarthy said during her SiriusXM radio show.
“That we have to lose what I would consider very classy nudity in a magazine… In solidarity, I will be wearing my panties at half-mast… and have maybe one more for the road. I would be totally willing just to take it all off one more time, just to say I’ll be in the last one.”
Given that Jenny is one of the magazine’s most iconic centerfolds, a final photoshoot would be an appropriate way to end The Era of the Outdates Spank Mag.
Still, there’s an irony in hearing the woman who describes Mark Wahlberg’s penis in detail to anyone who will listen prattling on about “classy” nudity like she’s Donald Trump on Molly.
Speaking of TMI, Jenny went into significant detail in describing the state of her pubes on the occasion of her first shoot:
“When I did my test shoot there I had one uni-brow and a giant bush to my knees, and they were like, ‘You’re in! You’re a girl next door!"”
“They really capture that innocence in the women. There was nothing ever skanky about the photos, I never felt like I was posing in a way that would make my mom disown me.”
Yes, nudity in Playboy may be coming to an end, but you can take heart in the fact that Jenny McCarthy will probably never stop talking about her pubic hair…if that’s your thing.
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