Alanis Morissette Updates "Ironic" Lyrics, Nails it

Back when some of you were just learning to hold a bottle, the rest of us were enjoying the bittersweet sounds of Alanis Morissette.  

Morissette"s CD, Jagged Little Pill, was released in June 1995, and since the interweb wasn"t advanced enough to master the whole "online shopping" thing,  we the people had to haul ass to Tower Records if we wanted play "You Oughtta Know" on repeat.

One of my favorite singles from the album is "Ironic," ah delightfully catchy tune about life"s WTF everything is the worst "aww hell" moments.

Morissette performed her song live on The Late Late Show last night with host James Corden, and even updated the lyrics to reflect these trying times of "Swiping left on your soul mate," "It"s like Netflix, but you own DVDs," and the worst offender, "It"s like you"re first class…on a Southwest plane, then you realize that every seat is the same."

It was like being back in a coffee house, listening to some chick wearing a beanie and long, hippie hair sing about the lemons life hands her.

 

18 Celebrities Who Believe in Ghosts

As previously documented, plenty of celebrities out there have unusual fears.

We"re not ones to judge, of course, as plenty of celebrity gossip bloggers have unusual fears as well.

But the following stars all have the SAME fear. According to very reliable sources (i.e. themselves!), these famous folks believe in ghosts…

1. Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez told Jimmy Fallon in Octoner 2015 “I believe in ghosts.” She even has an app on her phone to track down any spirits in her vicinity.

2. Miley Cyrus

In 2013, the artit told the following story to Elle Magazine, regaling readers with a tale about her London apartment: “I thought I had seen a little boy sitting on the sink watching me take a shower so I felt really freaked out. I was sitting there the next night and maybe I’m crazy, but I could have sworn I could see this little boy sitting there on the sink, kicking his feet.” Great. Now we’re scared, too.

3. Halle Berry

After shooting the movie Introducing Dorothy Dandridge, Halle Berry claimed that she was visited by the ghost of the dead actress. We wonder if she liked the performance or not.

4. Lady Gaga

In 2011, Lady Gaga said that she was haunted by a ghost named Ryan. No further details were revealed.

5. Kate Hudson

The pretty star has said that she’s seen numerous ghosts in a house that her mother rented in London. She also claims to have been visited by the spirit of her late grandmother.

6. Demi Lovato

“I go ghost hunting,” Lovato said in 2013. “My house in Texas is so ridiculously haunted. Not by a bad spirit, but a little girl. I think her name is Emily. I’ve had a medium come over and ghost hunters, and they both told me the same name, Emily.”

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Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt: Back Together?!

Back in September, Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt broke up after 18 years together and countless reports of Hamm engaging in Don Draper-esque bad behavior. 

There were conflicting reports about why Hamm and Westfeldt split, but several sources confirmed that Hamm’s drinking and “wandering eye” had taken a toll on the relationship.

Westfeldt wasn’t in attendance when Hamm (finally) won the Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series, and lately, there have been reports of Hamm and Ben Affleck partying and picking up women together at LA clubs. 

Needless to say, it looked as though Hamm and Westfeldt were well and truly over  – until this past weekend.

On Sunday, the couple was spotted together for the first time in months at a memorial service for director Mike Nichols, who passed away last year.

What’s more, sources say Hamm and Westfeldt were arm-in-arm throughout much of the event and seemed to be intentionally sending the signal that they’re back together.

Eighteen years is quite a long time, so we suppose it’s not surprising that these two would give their relationship another chance.

And hey, the timing couldn’t be better:

Hamm completed rehab back in Match and reportedly hasn’t had a drop in eight months. Just as importantly, with Mad Men’s seven-season run at an end, he can finally put his brooding, boozy, philandering alter-ego behind him.

Amber Marchese: Leaving The Real Housewives of New Jersey

After just one season, Amber Marchese has decided not to return to The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

In a statement to People Magazine, Marchese gave her reasons for leaving the show, which she accuses of not allowing viewers to know the real her.

“Jim and I have been giving Real Housewives of New Jersey a lot of thought and given the current state of affairs regarding our personal lives and the direction of the show, we officially decided to move on,” the statement reads. “The show was not what we expected it to be, and I want to pursue more suitable endeavors.”

Marchese famously butted heads with twins Teresa Aprea and Nicole Napolitano.

“I was picked on a casting call while pursuing acting, and the person that was presented was created for the show,” she said.  “I had little control over content, situations, or what they decide to show the viewers.

“Even my relationship with the twins was created. I recruited them for my storyline after I was chosen,” she says. “I only met with Teresa Guidice and Dina Manzo for filming purposes. I never built a friendship with them as we were nothing more than co-workers. I wish them all well and the best of luck, although, my husband does not share my sentiments.”

Marchese documents her second battle against breast cancer as a blogger for People.

“I just want to thank everyone who has supported me and has shown nothing but kindness through my difficult times. It is a dream as an aspiring actress to get a lead role, but as with all careers, as one door closes, God willing, another one will open,” she says.

“For anyone following my story, I plan on continuing my blog. God bless to all!”

Radar Online reports that no one has signed a contract for season 7.  The only ones who are all but guaranteed to return are Melissa Gorga, Jacqueline Laurita and Teresa Giudice, who will be released from prison on December 23rd.

Remember Kim DePaola?  The chick who tried unsuccessfully to elbow her way into the cast?  She’s “been talking to the head producer” about returning.

According to Radar, “They want Kim on.”

So DiPaolo is the Kristin Cavallari of RHONJ.  Good for her.