Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Kris Jenner: Did She Sleep with O.J. Simpson?!?

On Tuesday night, FX aired The People vs. O.J. Simpson, a well reviewed drama that centered on how the Juice once ran loose in Brentwood, California and likely killed his ex-wife.


In related news, meanwhile, Star Magazine alleges that Simpson’s man juice once ran loose all over Kris Jenner. If you know what we mean!



Indeed, because six months can’t go by without this rumor resurfacing, Star is the latest tabloid to claim that Kris Jenner once had an affair with O.J. Simpson.


The National Enquirer and In Touch Weekly previously made waves by writing that Simpson is Khloe Kardashian’s father.


As you can see above, the cover story vows to reveal details regarding a “shocking affair” between the reality star and very troubled former running back.


It also teases that the imprisoned Simpson is “Khloe’s real father,” with the affiliated article stating that “Kris has long been suspected of having a torrid affair with Simpson.”


That’s true.


She has been suspected of this. By other supermarket tabloids that lack anything resembling proof.


“Where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire. And there seems to be a lot of smoke where Kris and O.J. are concerned,” one hilarious insider says in the article.


Nevermind! We take it back! That’s all the proof one needs.



Kris Jenner, of course, was married to Robert Kardashian before the latter died of cancer many years ago.


Kardashian served as one of Simpson’s defense attorneys in his 1994 murder trial and was close to the family in general.


Kris has referred to Simpson as acting like a “big brother” to her back in the day, but has vehemently denied ever sleeping with him.


An earlier story, however, claims that Kim Kardashian believes O.J. is Khloe’s real father, which is really all the evidence we need.


That, and the whole “smoke-fire” thing mentioned above.

Kim Kardashian Shares Her Favorite SEX TOYS in V-Day Gift Guide

Just when you thought you had all you needed to know about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s sexual proclivities, the mom of two (three if you count Kanye) took to her app to share her sex toy recommendations – and just in time for Valentine’s Day!



Among the products posted in her Valentine’s Day gift guide “Behind Closed Doors” are:


  • Couple’s vibrating cock ring

  • Another vibe that looks like a mini bowling pin

  • 50 Shades of Grey riding crop

  • Edible undies

  • Mesh handcuffs

  • Chocolate body fondue

Sounds like she’s spiced things up quite a bit since her amateur sex tape with Ray J, which has been used by many as a solid alternative to Ambien.


Noticeably absent from this list, however, is any doo dad that might suggest any sort of butt play, because even though his ex Amber Rose made it clear that he did, Kanye West wants everyone to know that he most definitely does NOT like it like that.


YOU GOT THAT, EVERYBODY?



Oddly enough, Kim also suggests a stripper pole as part of her guide – a bit ironic since Kanye has criticized Amber on numerous occasions for her past occupation as an exotic dancer.


While there are a few reasonably-priced items on her list (like a book of sex coupons for $ 5 and a Let’s F**k The XXX Board Game for $ 10), Kim also encourages $ 86 rose petals and a $ 10,000 bottle of champagne.


But I suppose if you’re on a budget you can just pluck your own petals from a gas station bouquet and while you’re there grab a $ 5 bottle of Andre Brut.


See? Even we plebes can get kinky like Kimye with a little creativity. 


Amy Duggar Covers People: I Don"t Feel Guilty For Being Me!

Amy Duggar has often been referred to as “the rebellious one” in her famous family, but these days, the 29-year-old is one of the only adult Duggars who’s never found herself at the center of a scandal.


Now, as her cousins’ TV hiatus continues, Amy is coming into her own as a fan favorite, even landing the cover of this week’s People magazine:



Inside the magazine, Amy talks about her marriage to Dillon King, the ways in which her beliefs differ from those of her ultraconservative aunt and uncle, and her relationship with her own parents:


“I was born out of wedlock,” Amy says, before adding that she credits her father for making her the free spirit that she is today.


“I went to Christian school all of my life but I never really felt up to the Duggar standard.”


Amy’s mother and father divorced last year (a major no-no in Duggar land), but she remains close to both of her parents:


“I just wanted to make sure she wasn’t stifled or held back in any way,” her father, Terry Jordan tells People. “I made a concerted effort for her to be able to express and be herself.” 


Amy says that even the more conservative members of her family, such as Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, are more “accepting” than the public thinks, but adds that she’s sometimes made to feel like an outcast for her liberal views.


“I don’t feel guilty for being me,” Amy says.’


The so-called “Rebel Duggar” was tight-lipped with regard to her future plans, but you can bet she’ll be involved in the 19 Kids and Counting spinoff that’s currently filming.


Kim Zolciak: I Don"t Photoshop My Instagrams, Get Over It!

When you share pictures from the dermatologist’s office, you have to expect some snark.



Kim Zolciak, she who is unapologetic about her body and shameless when it comes to Instagram, had a photo taken from Magnolia Med Spa, where she was getting a Venus Freeze treatment.


The treatment is described as a non-invasive way to contour the body, and reduce cellulite and wrinkles by tightening the skin.


“Gotta keep my shit tight!” she wrote. “#BeachBoundTomorrow #LastWeekBeforeIStartFilming #StarBucksInHandOfCourse.”







The photo of Zolciak looked so flawless that some accused the reality star of photoshopping.


Not one to sit back and let the backlash wash over her, Zolciak wrote a message to them haters, complete with a bikini photo of herself in paradise.


“Let me share something with you… You see who’s holding me, you see where I am, my kids are here… You know why I have the life I have… Because of how I lived it, how I treat people, what I give back, and how I think,” Zolciak proclaimed.  “I’m so fuckin over all you bullying trolls!


“You sit behind a computer screen with your fake profile pictures, your ‘I love Jesus’ in your bio and your private none the less, ” Zolciak continued.


“Do me a favor hit UNFUCKINFOLLOW.. Get off my page!!! I don’t want your negative energy on my page, I don’t want to share any part of my incredible life (REMEMBER we all have the same 24hrs) with you.


“You are jealous and it’s a disease, GET THE FUCK UP.. And FIX YOUR LIFE!”


Going to fix my life, okbai.