Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Melissa McCarthy Wins Lip Sync Battle Forever and Ever

Sorry, Emma Stone.


We really thought you had put on the greatest lip sync performance of all-time two years ago. We thought that maybe it was even the best.


But Melissa McCarthy came along on Monday night and totally raised the game.


The beloved actress took on Jimmy Fallon in a two-round competition, first bringing the crowd to its feet with her energetic rendition of DMX"s "Gonna Give It to Ya."


She rocked a baseball cap, she bounded around the stage, she acted more ghetto than we thought she possibly could.


But that was nothing when compared to McCarthy"s second performance.


First, she lip synched to the "Colors of the Wind," the theme song from Disney"s animated hit Pocahontas. Which is awesome enough on its own for being so random.


But she then used a wind machine to make leaves fly into her face, while wearing goggles and also dealing with wayward stuffed animals.


It was an epic use of absurd props, that"s for sure.


By the end, McCarthy was fighting off all types of green foliage and fake birds and still mouthing the lyrics to this former Vanessa Williams track. Pretty amazing, really. And totally hilarious.


Watch the performance below and then compare it to the best Lip Sync Battle examples in history.


Melissa mccarthy wins lip sync battle forever and ever

James Kennedy: The Vanderpump Rules Cast is SO Jealous of Me!

What a delusional little twit.


I would feel sorry for Vanderpump Rules Brit James Kennedy, but he runs his mouth so often that it"s almost impossible.


On last night"s reunion, Kennedy started going at it with Jax Taylor, claiming that the elder gent was jealous that he has dreamz of playing at Coachella.


Taylor found this amusing, telling Kennedy not to worry because he doesn"t "wanna be a DJ," which – he pointed out – involves nothing more than pressing a button on a computer.


Kennedy then told Taylor he wanted to punch him in his "fat throat."


Classic.


While I do admire Kennedy"s ability to dream big, his arrogance will be his undoing.  


He is not, as the cast points out, the "white Kanye West," nor should he aspire to be like the rapper (we have one Kanye West.  No need to duplicate.).


To make matters worse, Kennedy tweeted that he wished host Andy Cohen would have talked about his album more.


"Still think the pump album was somthing we should of talked about more @Andy – love u tho mate, thanks for dealing with all of us for hours," he wrote.


We saw the music video for "Don"t Look Down," mate.  We"re good.


Watch Kennedy curse out nearly each and every one of his co-stars below.  It"s entertaining as he*k.


James kennedy my co stars are so jealous of me

Teen Mom 2 Season 7 Episode 3 Recap: The Rage Escalates

Could things really get any worse for Leah Messer? Teen Mom 2 Season 7 Episode 3 answered that question in the wake of her custody fight.


Meanwhile, the tumult of Kailyn Lowry’s life threatened to blow Leah’s drama out of the water this week, which is truly saying something …



If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, or follow Leah’s tumultuous personal life at all, you knew this was coming, but still. Man, was it ugly.


Learning that the terms of her custody arrangement with Corey Simms had been reversed, she said, “My nerves are just f–king shot.”


“I just know my girls aren’t coming home. I ain’t dumb. Something’s not right … [the judge] doesn’t understand that’s completely ridiculous.”


Speaking of completely ridiculous, Adam Lind posted what baby mama Chelsea Houska claimed was an inappropriate picture online.


For once, however, we’re not talking about Adam Lind nude selfies on Insta or NC-17 Adam Lind sex photos with his girlfriend Stasia.


No, this was a photo of the couple’s six-year-old daughter, Aubree, that Chelsea felt was not suitable for Lind’s public online audience.


MTV must have agreed, because they did not show it.


Chelsea’s friend weighed in that there were “creepy people” out there that Aubree is “too old for that” … whatever that actually was.


When she confronted Adam and asked him to delete it, his response was “Kidding me? There’s nothing bad about that. What the f–k?”


The Housk was furious. “I literally hate him,” she said.


There was no hate, only love, for the new man in Jenelle Evans’ life, David Eason, a welder and father of two who she met on Tinder.


Again, we already know how this is going to play out.


Spoiler alert: There are fights. There are arrests. It’s just a question of when the footage airs, how bad it gets, and how Barbara reacts.



Further up the East Coast, the anger was flowing hardcore as the men of Kailyn Lowry saw tensions building between them like crazy.


It started when Javi Marroquin went to Isaac’s school and reported back to Kailyn that Jo Rivera could not bathe or dress the kid right.


Kail texted Jo, who became defense as you’d expect.


He replied that Javi should worry about his own kid, and later, Kailyn and Jo got into a fight when she showed up early to pick up Isaac.


MTV, somehow, did not catch this epic argument.


Kailyn filmed portions of it on her cell phone, however, in the event that she needs to go to court – always a good sign of any relationship.


At issue? Jo wearing sweatpants, apparently.


While his slovenly look may seem like kind of a trivial detail, for Lowry it was emblematic of a much bigger issue she sees with Rivera.


“I did question your appearance because to me, at 4:30 on a Sunday, you should have your life together,” Lowry is heard telling Jo.


Javi also got involved, hollering “Take care of your s–tty dog. Take care of your s–t,” and basically saying Jo has no drive or ambition.


Really drilling his wife’s ex where it hurts, Javi said, “Just cause you have another baby, doesn’t mean you neglect your other son.”


Jo Rivera and Vee Torres got engaged recently and have a child of their own, and Kailyn also said that Jo’s a bad role model to Isaac.


“What can he look up to Jo for?” Kail told Javi.


“Telling his mother to go f–k herself?”


Caitlyn Jenner: Booed at the 2016 GLAAD Media Awards?

Forgive the obvious pun, but, according to a new report, not everyone was glad to see Caitlyn Jenner at the GLAAD Media Awards.



The I Am Cait star was among those feted at the event – which took place on Saturday night in Beverly Hills – for starring in the most Outstanding Reality Show, taking the stage at one point to deliver a speech in acceptance of the honor.


But Life & Style quotes a source who says Jenner was actually heckled at the ceremony.


“Someone in the audience screamed, ‘Charlatan,’ and another person said, ‘Get the f-ck out of here,"” the insider tells the tabloid.


We cannot confirm or deny this account, but it would not be stunning if true.


While many in the LGBT community salute Jenner for the attention she has brought to their cause, others have taken issue with some of Caitlyn’s comments.


She’s rich. She’s famous. Some critics question whether she has the right to act as if she can truly relate to the struggles of so many gay, lesbian and transgender individuals.


But Jenner was undeterred by any negative reaction she may have received at the GLAAD Media Awards.



“I had never met another trans person. I lived my life in silence. I suffered on my own,” she said in her speech.


“And as so many people in this room have such a difficult time coming out and being your true self and being who you are, it is a long struggle…


“But the last year has been the most rewarding year of my life,.”


Jenner then referenced her E! reality series and the women who have starred in it with her along the way.


“It’s been such a wonderful experience being able to shoot this show,” she added. “We’re trying to make a difference. We’re trying to make the next generation of trans people out there, make it seem more normal.”


There may be missteps along the way, but it’s hard to argue that Caitlyn Jenner is not a net positive for this cause.