Thursday, June 16, 2016

Jon Snow vs. Ramsay Bolton: A Bastard Bowl Tale of the Tape


As longtime Game of Thrones fans know, the penultimate episode of any season can usually be counted on to deliver in the dramatic fireworks department, and Sunday night"s installment promises to be no different.


In fact, after two weeks of what often felt like place-setting episodes, the alliances are set, the sides have been chose, and "Battle of the Bastards" is poised to hit us with what sure to be one of the show"s most epic and game-changing clashes to date.


As usual, supposed spoilers abound in all corners of the Internet, but no one really knows what will happen when Jon Snow attempts to take back Winterfell from the demented Ramsay Bolton.


So here"s a quick rundown of what we can expect based on the books, the information released by HBO thus far, and the personal histories of two very different motherless warriors.


(As always, you can watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic if you need to get caught up.)


We"ll start with the chief combatants:


 




1. Jon Snow


Jon snow battle of the bastards

The Bastard of Winterfell, the former Lord Commandor of the Night’s Watch, the Dashing Undead. His ex used to tell him he knew nothing, but after surviving battles like the ones we saw in “The Watchers on the Wall” and Hardhome” this revenant knows everything about waging war … especially on his home turf.



2. Ramsay Bolton


Ramsay bolton still awful

The Bastard of Bolton, the Flayer of Men, the Eater of Suggestive Sausages. Ramsay may not know Winterfell as well as Jon and Sansa (who grew up there), but he’s a proven military leader, and he certainly has the edge in the sadism department.



3. What Are the Odds?


Game of thrones battle scene

There’s no way both bastards are getting out of this thing alive. Vegas bookmakers are giving 1/3 odds that Ramsay will bite the dust. Jon, the clear favorite, is at 9/1. After all, this season started off with Jon as a corpse. They’re not gonna kill him off again THAT quickly.



4. How Big Are the Armies?


Wildling army

Ramsay has over 5,000 men, while Jon (with help from Sansa and Ser Davos) managed to round up a rag-tag bunch of just 2,000. But hey, we hear those 62 from Bear Island can fight like ten men!



5. What Happens if the Starks Win?


Jon snow glares

They recapture Winterfell, unseat Ramsay as Warden of the North and probably kill him. They free Rickon Stark and set set up shop in the castle Jon and Sansa grew up in as their new base of operations. We learned last week that Arya is also headed home to Winterfell, and you can that would be one tearjerker of a family reunion.



6. What’s at Stake?


Sansa stark at winterfell

Winterfeeeeeell! The Stark family home where Robert Baratheon asked Ned Stark to be the Hand of the King, and Jaime Lannister pushed Bran from a window so many years ago. Add to that the fact that Ramsay raped and tormented Sansa during their brief marriage and the fact that the Boltons are partially responsible for the Red Wedding, and you can see what sort of emotions are involved. In a way, the show has building to the Starks’ return to Winterfell ever since, so there’s definitely more than just a castle in play here.


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Disney Alligator Attack: Parents Of Lane Graves Break Their Silence

The unthinkable happened to Matt and Melissa Graves on June 14th, and now they have to return home to Nebraska without their son.



The parents, who attempted to rescue their two-year-old, Lane Graves from the mouth of an alligator, gave their first statement today.


“Words cannot describe the shock and grief our family is experiencing over the loss of our son,” the couple said, according to ABC News.


“We are devastated and ask for privacy during this extremely difficult time. To all of the local authorities and staff who worked tirelessly these past 24 hours, we express our deepest gratitude.”


At 9:16 on Wednesday night, the Graves were on the beach of the Grand Floridian Hotel in Walt Disney World for a movie night.  Graves waded into the man-made lake, even though “No Swimming” signs were posted.


Then, an alligator came from the lake and snatched the little boy, dragging him into water.


Tireless search-and-rescue efforts from first responders, law enforcement and Disney employees eventually found the body of the boy at around 1:45  on Tuesday afternoon.  Save for a few puncture wounds, authorities confirmed, his body was in tact.


What’s even more disturbing is that the body was located about ten to fifteen feet from where he was taken, under six feet of water.


Fellow resort guest Jennifer Venditti Roye posted photos of her own son, who waded in the water at the exact same location on the beach an hour earlier, to Facebook.


Venditti Roye did this to hit back at the online trolls who have been tormeting Graves’ parents for ignoring the “No Swimming” signs.


“There is a time to be critical when parents are doing drugs and their children get hurt,” Venditti Roye told People Magazine.


“But this is just not the time. It’s heartbreaking.”


The mom to three-year-old Channing said the accident hit way too close to home for her.


“It could have been [my son],” she admitted. “We had been there every night. What a tragedy.”


“Not at all did that cross my mind that there would be alligators in that area,” she said.


“There were tons of families just roasting marshmallows. The Grand Floridian had provided the activity for kids, right there on the beach,” Venditti Roye explained.


“And the water was just ankle deep. Where that beach is – it’s a small cove, so central, with the resort area built around it. There’s a pool nearby. It’s well-lit. Well-traveled. Not off the beaten path where you think anything would be lurking.


“I never would have dreamed in a million years that there would have been an alligator there.”


The Facebook post has been shared over 150,000 times.


“I can’t help but wonder if we played with him,” she wrote.


“Did I talk to his Mom? How does one go home without your baby in tow? PRAY, PRAY so hard for the family & for those who witnessed this tragic event.”

Tom Hiddleston: 8 Things to Know About Taylor Swift"s New Bae


If you haven"t heard, Taylor Swift has moved right on from her ex Calvin Harris and onto another denizen on the U.K., Tom Hiddleston.


Swift and Hiddleston were recently caught kissing on the beach in Rhode Island, and they didn"t seem to be hiding at all.


But what do we know about this guy, apart from the fact that his last name is about as British as possible?


Let"s pry, shall we?




1. The kiss


Tom hiddleston and taylor swift

Here’s a pic of that kiss between Tom and Tay Tay. “They were all over each other – hugging and kissing – even though there were 20 people coming and going on the beach,” a witness told The Sun.



2. Taylor and Tom totally flirted at the Met Gala


Taylor swift dances with tom hiddleston

A few weeks ago – before Taylor and Calvin announced their breakup – Tom and the songstress showed off their killer (ahem) dance moves to the other at a Met Gala afterparty.



3. He plays Loki in the Avenger movies


Tom hiddleston and scarlett johansson in avengers

And looks really, really different with long hair, right?



4. He dated Elizabeth Olsen last year


Tom hiddleston and elizabeth olsen

Apparently he hit it off with his Avengers co-star and the two began dating.



5. He’s older than Tay Tay


Tom hiddleston in a tux

Tom’s 35 – that’s nine years older than Taylor, who’s 26.



6. He’s BFFs with fellow Brit Benedict Cumberbatch


Hes bffs with fellow brit benedict cumberbatch

The two met on the set of War Horse in 2010. They seem like the likliest pair of besties we’ve ever seen.


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Amber Heard to Johnny Depp: You"re Scared!

Amber Heard is not having any of Johnny Depp’s BS. 


The actor’s people are implying to everyone that Amber and Johnny both want to end their legal war, but that’s actually pretty far from the truth. 



Amber actually wants the case the to continue on because she wants to take to the stand. 


This is all because she knows that Johnny and his people are making the rumor up out over what she’ll say on the stand. 


Is she saving some of the finer details of what really was going on between them for the stand?


It certainly seems that way. 


Johnny and his representatives are obviously frightened that the details are so bad that they’ll wreck his career even more. 



It kind of makes sense, but then if Amber does settle out of court, her story would never be told. 


Amber’s testimony will no doubt make or break her estranged husband’s career, but things aren’t looking good for him right now. 


Why would Depp want to settle out of court if he’s really innocent?


Surely, he would want to refute any claim that Amber made to try and do some damage control. 


This just adds further fuel to the fire that Depp isn’t as innocent as he’s trying to make us believe. 


Either way, it looks like this case is going to get more interesting as Amber takes to the stand to give her version of events. 


Initially, Amber seemed to be the one getting the negative press when she came forward about her torment at the hands of Depp. 


Her past was brought up and even the fact that she was arrested for domestic assault.


Luckily, her ex-girlfriend, Tasya Van Ree came forward with nothing but kind words for Heard.


What do you think of the latest on this ongoing drama for the former couple?