Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Photos Heat Up Vacation ... With Scott Disick!

Kourtney Kardashian may have “short girl problems” but she isn’t letting anything get in the way of selfies and her fans’ enjoyment of them.

And for that, we thank her. 

The gorgeous 37-year-old reality star and mother of three threw on a bikini and took to Instagram on Wednesday to post a mirror selfie.

She’s supposed to be on vacation, but work never stops in modern day America. She works hard for us, and we couldn’t be more grateful.

Kourtney put in the extra effort on this one too, as her tiny, barely 5’0″ frame forced her to perch atop a couch to get the perfect shot.

She captioned the snapshot above:

“Short girl problems.”

Best problems ever if you ask us.

Call us crazy, but Kourt’s height was the last thing on our mind as we admired her toned body in a white two piece and wide brim hat.

Or when she posted this:

Kardashian is currently on a family getaway to Nantucket, an island off the coast of Massachusetts … with ex-boyfriend Scott Disick!

Yup, the modern family traveled across the country together with their three children: Mason, 6, Penelope, 4, and Reign, 19 months.

“They were barely noticeable,” an island-goer said, save for the low-key Disick and Kardashian’s vehicle of choice … a black Rolls Royce.

That’ll do it every time.

Of course, they never totally fly under the radar, thanks to their celebrity status, and especially given their massive social media presence.

Yet another example:

Little Reign loves sunscreen. This is a good thing.

As for the inevitable rumors that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are back together, the 33-year-old fanned those flames personally.

Sharing a photo of his brunette baby mama on the beach, he cleverly captioned the picture, “Trying 2 catch this snapper in front of me.”

“Meaning she’s trying 2 snapchat.”

The Lord’s fandom immediately went out of its collective mind in the comments section, urging them to get back together forever at all cost.

“You need to snap her back into your life Scott,” one person told him, while another Kardisick lover said, “[Get] married to her already.”

Others questioned if the woman is actually Chloe Bartoli. Just kidding, but some actually did wonder if the “snapper” is in fact Kourtney.

Our best guesses would be as such:

That is in fact Kourtney Kardashian

They’re not getting back together.

Look … he had how many chances? He’s still the kids’ dad and it’s awesome that they get along so well so he can embrace that role.

Perhaps because of that very aspect, we just don’t see the party boy somehow changing his ways, or Kourt deciding that he’s worth it.

View Slideshow: 38 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing

Leah Messer: Throwing Shade at Jeremy Calvert on Twitter?!

Leah Messer has been pretty quiet in the weeks since Teen Mom 2 Season 7 wrapped up a few weeks ago now.

We can’t say we blame her, given everything that went down.

It certainly wasn’t an easy season for the mother of three.

In fact, it’s possible that no Teen Mom star’s parenting was ever as harshly criticized on social media as Leah Messer’s has been over the course of the past few months.

Which is really saying something, given that cast of characters.

Yes, for all their many, many errors in judgment, Jenelle Evans and Farrah Abraham may not have ever been on the receiving end of the kind of online vitriol that Leah saw.

In the wake of episodes that showed the 24-year-old rushing her kids off to school without breakfast and making other questionable choices, the backlash was immense.

So perhaps it should come as no surprise that Leah isn’t playing nice on Twitter these days. Or was.

View Slideshow: Leah Messer’s Messed-Up Love Life: The Ultimate Timeline!

While she’s no longer responding to individual critics, and she occasionally pretends that all is well in her world, Messer is not above throwing a little shade.

Here and there. Just to keep us on our toes.

“Don’t dare shrink yourself for someone else’s comfort – do not become small for people who refuse to grow,” Leah tweeted earlier this week.

After fans speculated that the comment was a reference to her second husband, Jeremy Calvert, Leah remained conspicuously quiet.

In fact, Leah has been silent on the topic of Calvert, the father of her third daughter Adalynn, ever since the end of the season.

This uncharacteristic silence has led many to the conclusion that her recent passive-aggressive tweets are indeed directed at her ex.

One of the most talked about scenes of the season featured a drunk Leah Messer enjoying a flirty night on the town with Jeremy.

While he later clarified that he’s very much still dating longtime girlfriend Brooke Wehr, Messer has been virtually silent on the matter.

Did Jeremy rebuff her attempts at reconciliation?

We may never know, but whatever the case, it’s still not easy being Leah. Never has been, and likely won’t be anytime soon.

View Slideshow: Leah Messer Bad Parenting Excuse Hall of Fame

Johnny Depp to Silence Amber Heard With Confidentiality Agreement?

By now, you’re probably aware that the divorce between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard has been one of the ugliest celebrity splits in recent memory.

But if Depp has his way, you may not be hearing any more about the ongoing and increasingly messy drama.

E! News has obtained court documents revealing that when it comes to the legal aspect of his separation, Depp seems more concerned with protecting his privacy than his assets.

The docs contain the following response from Depp’s lawyers to Heard’s request for financial information:

“Johnny does not dispute that Amber is entitled to the majority of the information sought in her discovery requests and subpoenas. He willing to produce the documents necessary for Amber’s evaluation,” the papers read.

“He has asked, however, that a confidentiality agreement be executed prior to the production of documents in order to protect the parties’ privacy.”

We’ll overlook the weirdness of the fact that Depp’s lawyers call him “Johnny” and focus on what’s really important here, which is that this serves as yet another reminder that the iconic actor is very eager to put this chapter of his life behind him.

The latest from his attorneys goes on to complain about the public nature of the divorce:

“This case has been extraordinarily public since its inception. There have been daily articles in the domestic and foreign press about this proceeding and the parties’ lives.

“Every detail of this action has been chronicled by the media and it has become one of the most heavily publicized celebrity divorces in recent memory.” 

That’s certainly true and while Heard has done little to discourage the publicity, Depp has made it clear that he’d prefer to handle the matter as privately as possible.

He’s repeatedly refused to answer questions about Heard, and it seems likely that his eventual settlement with Heard will include a non-disclosure agreement.

So if you were hoping to see Depp answer to assault charges in court, you may be out of luck.

In all likelihood, the former couple will reach an agreement without setting foot in court, and we’re guessing that going forward, Depp will make every effort to confine the drama in his life to his onscreen performances.

View Slideshow: Johnny Depp Domestic Abuse Allegations: Stars React

Adam Lind: Getting Fired From Teen Mom 2 Over Beef With Producers, On-Set Tantrums?!

Chelsea Houska baby daddy and all around no-goodnik Adam Lind made it clear on the Teen Mom 2 Season 7 reunion that he is unhappy.

With the MTV show, with how he is portrayed on it, everything.

Well, despite alleging in a bitter sit-down with Dr. Drew that he was done with Teen Mom 2, Lind is indeed back filming new episodes.

Those child support checks don’t write themselves, after all.

That doesn’t mean everything is going smoothly now, however. According to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, quite the opposite is true.

The South Dakota derelict was spotted around his hometown recently, being filmed by an MTV crew for the new season of the hit show.

Adam Lind attended daughter Aubree’s softball game, which was being filmed of course, and “was rude to the film crew and producers.”

Apparently, the producers were far from pleased.

Adam Lind: I’m DONE With Teen Mom 2!

“He attended that game with his fiance, Stasia and daughter Paislee, and basically the whole time just whined,” The Ashley’s source says.

Lind, who just got engaged to Stasia Huber, openly complains “that whatever he did on camera would be edited to make him look bad.”

“The producer tried to assure Adam that wasn’t true, but he still caused quite the scene. Stasia was basically just standing there, silent.

“The whole time. She looked really uncomfortable.”

The Ashley also cites a second source, who backs up the first, and adds that this is technically being called Season 7B (rather than 8).

Contracts were not renegotiated, so it’s possible (though not confirmed) that Lind simply could not stop filming yet even if he desired.

Adam Lind: CONFRONTED by Daughter Aubree on Why He Ditched Her at the Dance!

In any case, the powers that be are not happy with Adam’s tantrums, as they are paying him very, very well to appear on the franchise.

There is even talk of withholding payment from the father of two if he keeps pulling this kind of crap and doesn’t cooperate during filming.

“If he is not doing the job they are paying him to do, why should he keep getting paid? That’s their feelings on it,” Ash’s source dished.

Again, he may have no choice but to shut his yap.

A judge recently upped the amount he owes Paislee’s mom, Taylor Halbur, in child support, so what’s he going to do, get a real job?

Enough said.

View Slideshow: Adam Lind: 9 Times He Proved He’s The World’s Worst Baby Daddy