Kim Richards Will Return to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Under THIS Condition

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry, we’re going to a need a minute. We aren’t done laughing just yet…

… HAHAHAHAHA.

Okay, there. Done. We think we’re good.

We’d like to thank Kim Richards for allowing us a few moments of levity after a report in Life & Style this week stated that the troubled reality star is contemplating a return to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

It makes sense, right?

She needs the money. She craves the attention. Of course she would want back on this Bravo franchise.

That’s not what’s funny.

This is what’s funny: Richards allegedly wants a $ 1.5 million salary in order to return.

Uh-oh. We can feel a fit of laughter coming on once again.

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Richards “believes she should get $ 1.5 million per season, with additional money for appearing at the reunion,” an insider tells the tabloid.

As those who watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online know, of course, Kim Richards was not even a main cast member last season.

She was considered a “Friend” of the show.

And, if Kim were to return next year, it would be under this same title.

“She wouldn’t even make $ 150,000 for that,” says the insider.

Richards, of course, has been responsible for her share of controversy and scandal over the years.

Her relationship with her sister is always in flux and Richards for arrested for trespassing last year. She seems to have a substance abuse problem.

But that’s exactly what she thinks she has leverage, the magazine writes.

“Kim believes that there is simply no drama without her,” the source alleges.

That may be accurate.

But it doesn’t mean she’ll get what she’s demanding.

“Kim is absolutely delusional if she thinks producers are going to give her anywhere near [Lisa Rinna]’s huge paycheck,” the insider concludes.

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Sick Little Girl Leaves Dad Sick Note About What"s in Her Bed

This little girl’s note to her father about what he can expect to find in her bed is cute, innocent, adorable, graphic and disgusting. 

All at the same time.

She doesn’t mince words.

This is pure, raw emotion, through the eyes of a child, giving it to you straight from the heart and from the mind, unfiltered and unabashed:

There is diaria in the bed.

That’s the long and short of it, and really, what else is there to say? Diarrhea (what she’s trying to spell) is what it is, and speaks for itself.

The note reads as follows:

“Dear Dad, My room might smell like poop in the morning. I now that because I have diaria. Do not worry I have a towel just in case.”

In case that wasn’t descriptive enough to get the point across to an outsider, she included an infographic of sorts pointing to “diaria.”

Great stuff all around.

She signs her anything-but-crappy note off with, “Love, Gracie.” A cute name that belies the kind of s–t that’s about to go down (sorry).

Her father, proud parent that he is, posted his little daughter’s note on Reddit under the username “mysoulishome,” with the short caption: 

“My daughter is so considerate.”

Indeed. And hilarious.

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Kate Middleton: At War with Future In-Law Spencer Matthews!

Pippa Middleton may have landed her dream man, James Matthews, but the financier comes with a bit of baggage.

That baggage happens to be his younger brother, British reality star Spencer Matthews (Made In Chelsea, The Bachelor, I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here!).

Spencer is your typical reality star.  He’s bragged about bedding around 1,000 women by the time he was 27, has admitted to cocaine use and developed an addiction to steroids.

Spencer, 28, is also friends with James Middleton, the youngest brother of Pippa and the Duchess of Cambridge.

Speaking of Her Royal Highness, it’s rumored that she’s a bit weary of Pippa’s new in-law, and fears any association with Spencer with tarnish not only the good Middleton name, but the royal family as well.

“Kate has been complaining to Pippa about Spencer slipping up,” a source allegedly told Life & Style.

“But James [Matthews] has promised that Spencer will keep quiet and Pippa believes her fiancé, so she thinks Kate should keep her opinions to herself.”

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The wedding will likely take place sometime next year (some reports claim that it will be held at the Middleton’s Bucklebury home), but Catherine is kind of freaking TFO about what kind of hell Spencer might raise.

“[She] will obviously be friendly, but she hopes she is not expected to pose for photos with Spencer,” a source said of Catherine.

“And William plans to ask that they be seated far from him.”

Spencer is the commoner equivalent of Prince Harry, so William should be used to the idea of a younger sibling who loves ladies and a good time (granted, Prince Harry has never been photographed or admitted to doing drugs aside from pot).

Spencer and his older brother could not be more different from one another, as he explained to me in 2012.

“You know, my brother is an extremely private guy and he just despises any mention of his name in any press,” Spencer revealed.

“He is the opposite of me, although we’re quite good friends.”

Everyone relax.  No one is tarnishing the good name Windsor Middleton.

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Jinger Duggar: STILL Not Allowed to Have Her Own Instagram Page?!

As you probably already know, the Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have a pretty strict set of rules when it comes to their kids in general – and their daughters in particular.

The list of things that are banned in the Duggar household is the stuff of legend … assuming that for some reason you’re writing a legend about kids being forced to abide by a bunch of dumb, needlessly oppressive rules.

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Basically, it would be like the Harry Potter story if his owl from Hogwarts got lost and he spent seven books living under the Dursley’s  staircase for seven books.

Anyway, one of the most bizarre strictures of the Jim Bob regime is that Duggar daughters are not permitted to use social media until they’re engaged.

We’re guessing the reasoning has to do with the possibility that they’ll end up accepting a friend request from the Devil, who will then bombard them with requests for nudes, as the is the Devil’s wont.

Usually, the Duggar gals take advantage of this freedom the second it becomes available, because, ya know … they’re grown women and it’s 2016.

But Jinger Duggar got engaged to Jeremy Vuolo over a week ago, and still no social media presence.

What gives?

Is Jinger just not the Instagram type?

Doubtful, considering she’s so into fashion and photography that the Duggars once feared she’d move to New York City (where the Devil enjoys sinfully thin-crusted pizza and pays decadently exorbitant rent for a Williamsburg walk-up).

The more likely explanation is that the 22-year-old is being encouraged to keep her wedding plans under wraps, as sources indicate that the upcoming second season of Jill & Jessa Counting on will largely focus on Jinger and Jeremy’s courtship.

So it looks like Jinger is forced to follow not only her father’s rules, but also those of the TV execs who made her family rich.

Hopefully Jeremy will make a chill husband.

This girl is already being pulled in enough different directions.

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