This little girl’s note to her father about what he can expect to find in her bed is cute, innocent, adorable, graphic and disgusting.
All at the same time.
She doesn’t mince words.
This is pure, raw emotion, through the eyes of a child, giving it to you straight from the heart and from the mind, unfiltered and unabashed:
There is diaria in the bed.
That’s the long and short of it, and really, what else is there to say? Diarrhea (what she’s trying to spell) is what it is, and speaks for itself.
The note reads as follows:
“Dear Dad, My room might smell like poop in the morning. I now that because I have diaria. Do not worry I have a towel just in case.”
In case that wasn’t descriptive enough to get the point across to an outsider, she included an infographic of sorts pointing to “diaria.”
Great stuff all around.
She signs her anything-but-crappy note off with, “Love, Gracie.” A cute name that belies the kind of s–t that’s about to go down (sorry).
Her father, proud parent that he is, posted his little daughter’s note on Reddit under the username “mysoulishome,” with the short caption:
“My daughter is so considerate.”
Indeed. And hilarious.
Check out other classic examples of kids saying classic kids things that only kids could and would say, in note form, in the gallery below:
