Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Kim Kardashian Emojis: Yes, These Exist


Her naked body could not do it, but Kim Kardashian did eventually manage to break the Internet.


Or at least the App Store, courtesy of her new Kimjois kollection.


This set of tiny characters for your iPhone actually caused a series of temporary glitches on the official Apple site, which tragically means many people are spending $ 1.99 to send their friends a tiny photo of Kim"s cartoon butt.


What, exactly, are these fans shelling out money on?


Here"s a look at 12 Kimojis that really did break the Internet….




1. Krying Face


Krying face

What’s the matter, Kim?!? Are sales of your Ray J sex tape down this week?



2. Bathing Suit Butt


Bathing suit butt

This basically sums up the reason why Kim Kardashian is famous.



3. And Now from the Front…


And now from the front

… okay, yes. There are two more reasons why Kim is famous.



4. Censored!


Censored

Because it’s not as if we’ve ever seen Kim’s bare boobs in multiple naked photo shoots or anything.



5. Badonkadonk Alert!


Badonkadonk alert

Even Kim’s emoji butt is well-oiled.



6. Marry Khristmas!


Marry khristmas

Please, please, please do not get anyone Kim’s app as a stocking stuffer.


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