According to a press release, The Wendy Williams Show has been renewed all the way through the 2019-20 television season.
“We are truly grateful,” said the host in response to this news. “Let’s get it!”
Asked for comment, THG editors tried to calm themselves with a half hour of serenity prayer before responding:
WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?
THIS IS A WOMAN WHO IS AGAINST PUBLIC BREASTFEEDING… WHO IS FOR PUBLIC BODY-SHAMING… AND WHO WILL TAKE ANY SIDE ON ANY ISSUE JUST TO MAKE HEADLINES.
SHE REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE CAITLYN JENNER AS A WOMAN AND SHE THINKS TAYLOR SWIFT IS MEAN.
WE REPEAT: SHE THINKS TAYLOR SWIFT IS MEAN.
SHE’S AN EGOMANIACAL BANSHEE WHO THINKS SHE’S ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS, BUT SHE’S REALLY NOT ALL THAT AND SHE’D PROBABLY SLAM POTATO CHIPS AS UN-AMERICAN IF SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD GET HER RATINGS.
WENDY WILLIAMS IS AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING.
SHE DESERVES TO BE A TALK SHOW HOST ABOUT AS MUCH AS DONALD TRUMP DESERVES TO BE NAMED HEAD OF PROGRAMMING AT UNIVISION.
GO TO HELL, WENDY WILLIAMS. GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Williams was born on July 18, 1964 in Asbury Park, New Jersey.
