Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Kim Kardashian to Haters: GET A LIFE!

Kim Kardashian has taken to her official website in order to shoot down a rumor about her personal life.


Okay… a few rumors about her personal life.



In a video titled #FACTS, which is teased below, Kardashian reads through a number of celebrity gossip headlines while sitting alongside her personal assistant.


Which actually are FACTS and which would she label as FICTION?


First up: are Kim and Kanye West trying for a third child?


“My husband might be trying for a third child, but I am not. So I don’t know. Maybe that’s kind of true? Maybe not really true. If it happened, it happened. But I don’t think we’re trying, so maybe it’s not true.”


Well… okay then.


Next topic: is there trouble in Kimye paradise?


“I’ve definitely had my fair share of, like, dramatic relationships. Honestly, this is like the most calm and it’s like, nope, we’re still together. We’re happy. There’s just nothing to really report on."


Fair enough. Boring. But fair enough.


Topic three: is Kim"s butt really 55 inches in length?


“My butt is not that big. I would say it’s about 12 inches off or something, but it’s definitely not 55 inches."



Final topic: is she going to sue sister Kylie Jenner?


"Yes, I’m gonna sue Kylie! Just kidding.


"Get a life, that’s my sister. We borrow each other’s clothes. We have totally different style, but we don’t even care. Like, we don’t even argue, let alone to like sue a family member.


"That’s like, ridiculous."


What does Kim have to say about talk that she neglects daughter North?


Are there any other subjects she has a strong take on?


Visit Kim"s official app for the answers and check out the teaser below.


Kim kardashian shoots down marriage rumors tells haters to get a