Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Kim Kardashian: That Time Her Boobs Popped Out At The Opera

There’s no doubt that she looked incredible AF in a form-fitting Vivienne Westwood gown.



So incredible that her boobs could handle it.


On May 22nd, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were part of an illustrious set fortunate enough to attend the May 22nd premiere of Sofia Coppola and Valentino’s La Traviata at Teatro Dell’Opera in Rome, Italy. 


As Kardashian made her way through the opera house, witnesses could help but notice that she was struggling amidst her sartorial splendor.


“Her cup had runneth over,” a source told Page Six.


“She spent the whole time adjusting her bust. One boob kept popping out, in front of all the Italian counts and countesses.” 


Oh, like they’ve never seen a boob before!


As Kardashian held up her phone to record her surroundings, some of her Spanx poked out from underneath the dress slit.



In spite or (or because of) Kardashian’s minor wardrobe malfunctions, other guests were doing whatever they could to catch a glimpse of the reality star in person.


“There was a time when people were excited to see the royals,” one aristocrat was overhead saying.


“Now they just trip over us to get to Kim Kardashian.” 


Other esteemed guests included Crown Prince Pavlos and Crown Princess Marie Chantal of Greece and Denmark, Keira Knightley, Monica Bellucci, Eugenie Niarchos, Ginevra Elkann, Bianca Brandolini, and famed polo player/Ralph Lauren model, Nacho Figueras.


“You’ve never seen a more beautifully dressed group of people,” another guest told the column.


Kardashian, however, stole the show.


“Kim and [husband] Kanye West were sitting behind Elizabeth Hurley and people were just climbing over Liz to get to Kim,” another source recalled.


“Not to talk to her, just to stare at her.”


West and Kardashian spent a few days in Rome to celebrate their two-year anniversary; the couple married in Florence on May 24th in front of a massive flower wall after two days of celebrating with friends and family in Paris and Versailles.