The Kardashian family finances have long been a matter of public debate.
One would expect that the Kards are beyond loaded, and the number of eight-figure Calabasas mansions they own would seem to corroborate that fact.
However, there have been credible reports of the Kardashians struggling financially.
Insiders have claimed that a combination of declining reality show ratings, cash-strapped boyfriends and baby daddies, and never-ending lawsuits has the Kard clan teetering on the brink of financial ruin.
Hard to believe they could’ve squandered that much money, but we can’t imagine any other reason that the family would be considering offers to star in the lamest-sounding Vegas stage show of all time.
“It would be like a live version of their reality show but also a talk show with special musical guests,” a source close to the family tells In Touch.
“Kris thinks fans will gladly fork over $ 50 per ticket for a live experience with her famously dysfunctional family.”
Yes, get ready Vegas! The Kardashians Live is coming to bore you to tears!
Who wouldn’t want to shell out 50 bucks to sit through the same scripted BS you can get at home, for free roughly 47 times per week on the E! network?
If you answered “everyone,” congrats – you’re officially smarter than Kris Jenner.
No, no, we kid Kris, but in actual fact, the woman’s a marketing genius.
Which is why if there’s any truth to the rumor that she’s actually entertaining offers for this guaranteed bomb, the family must be more desperate for cash than anyone thought.
But clearly a Vegas residency isn’t the answer.
What this family needs is another sex tape. Your turn, Rob and Blac Chyna!