Ellen DeGeneres Exposes Kim Kardashian"s Surrogate"s Identity

Ellen DeGeneres is a perpetual gift, and this video is no exception.

You know how Kim Kardashian has been adamant about protecting the identity of her gestational carrier, even though she also let fans watch her surrogate meet her family.

Well, Ellen has come out with a new video that reveals the surprising identity of the woman who carried Chicago West to term.

Kim Kardashian could not safely carry another child due to multiple pregnancy complications that could have potentially become life-threatening.

For that reason, she and Kanye elected to use a gestational carrier — so that an embryo from her egg and his sperm was implanted into a third party.

This surrogate remained anonymous, but she had to follow strict dietary restrictions during the pregnancy. She was basically carrying royalty, folks.

But even when Kim brought this woman onto Keeping Up With The Kardashians, her identity remained obscured so that this woman could retain her privacy.

Fans know this woman only as Lorena.

Is Ellen really willing to shatter that?

Well … not exactly.

"If you didn"t see the episode where Kim introduces her surrogate to the family," Ellen begins. "I"m gonna show you some of it right now"

And then the almost familiar video begins.

There is a twist, however.

Mixed in with the very real footage from Keeping Up With The Kardashians, in which Kim"s unnamed gestational carrier"s face is never revealed as she meets the very pregnant Khloe and Kylie, Ellen shows this woman from a different angle.

Except that, as you"ll see in the video below, the surrogate is "revealed" to be none other than Ellen herself.

Obviously, Ellen, who just turned 60 this year, was not Kim"s surrogate. For so many reasons.

(Don"t get us wrong, lesbians can and do act as gestational surrogates just like straight women, because anyone who tells you that the job involves having sex with a man is lying to you)

Ellen, the perpetual prankster, has had her team edit her into the Keeping Up With The Kardashians clip.

They actually did a pretty good job, though the wig itself isn"t terribly convincing.

And neither is Ellen"s behavior.

In real life, Ellen donates hospital rooms and gives to charity and needy individuals.

Also in real life, Kim"s gestational carrier is a sweet, kind woman who loved bringing a child into a happy household.

In the video, Ellen The Surrogate is shifty and the last sort of person that you would want carrying your child — or any child.

"I could use a drink. Any Pabst Blue Ribbon or Michelob Ultra?" She appears to ask upon arrival. "Shoot, I just remembered — I"m not allowed alcohol."

Anyone who is pregnant should absolutely not drink alcohol, of course. Which is the point of the joke.

Ellen follows it up by asking for, as if it"s an alternative to alcohol: "Do you have wine? Red or white."

Ellen The Surrogate can also be seen digging into Kris Jenner"s purse and pulling out a handful of cash.

As you"ll see as you watch the video itself, it"s a funny bit.

Ellen isn"t maligning the real Lorena or even herself — she"s just poking at what fans don"t know about this woman and eliciting some laughter in the process.

Ellen is such a gift. She"s our favorite part of the non-existant "Deep State."

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90 Day Fiance: David"s Daughter Exposes Him as a Selfish Deadbeat!

So, a while back, we were able to reveal how much 90 Day Fiance stars are paid after some people who were not under contract but appeared on the series decided to reveal what they’d experienced.

Those were friends of David and David’s fiancee, Annie.

Well, after appearing on 90 Day Fiance herself, David’s adult daughter is not mincing words when she describes what sort of man her father is. And … she’s not exactly singing his praises, folks.

So, David Toborowsky’s from the US. Annie Suwan’s half his age, and from Thailand.

Annie hales from an impoverished community (not all of Thailand, folks, just her hometown) and is looking for a guy who can and will take care of her.

David’s daughter, Ashley, who’s 28 (remember, he’s twice Annie’s age) appeared on 90 Day Fiance, and she did not exactly gush about her father.

In fact, she straight-up told Annie that the guy’d been a cheater and deadbeat dad.

And now Ashley Toborowsky gave an interview to Auntie’s Advice, and she explained exactly where she’s coming from in terms of her father.

“He might say he wants to be back with his kids but that’s not the truth.”

Meaning that her appearance on 90 Day Fiance was more of a stunt to make him seem less selfish.

“He’s been a very selfish person his whole life.”

Some people are like that.

“Yes, he loves his children, but does he want to be responsible for people?”

Love is good, but being a parent is a lot of responsibility. If you just want to love kids with zero responsibility, be an aunt or uncle and visit them from time to time.

“No, he doesn’t want to be responsible for people.”

Interesting, since Annie is counting on him to be her provider.

“He wants to do what David wants to do.”

Now, plenty of people feel that way. And that’s fine.

What’s not fine is feeling that way, having kids anyway, and continuing to care only about your own desires and to generally put your wishes first.

Ashley did have some very positive things to say about her dad’s best friend, Chris.

Now, as you may recall, Chris and his wife, Nikki, have been very generous to David and even appeared on 90 Day Fiance, without getting paid, in order to support their friend.

It was after a shocking episode aired that Chris and Nikki took to social media to reveal what they’d experienced.

See, during the episode, Chris had asked Annie for a massage to repay him for allowing her and David to stay with them.

That’s super gross. Like, even before all of the stuff that we’ve heard about Weinstein and so many others, we all recognized that this was not an appropriate request.

(Asian women in particular have been fetishized, often portrayed as sex workers — particularly in the context of massage parlors. Which made the request extra gross)

Well, Chris and Nikki — who were not under contract to keep quiet — revealed that the producers had asked Chris to say that, in order to stir up drama with viewers.

Ugh.

Technically, that’s better than if Chris had come up with the creepy suggestion himself, but it’s pretty disheartening.

We bring up Chris because, well, Ashley herself does.

She had a lot to say about her dad, but she seemed to have just as much to say about her dad’s best friend and his wife.

“They’re nice people. I know that Chris has definitely helped my dad a lot.”

Like, a whole lot.

“Chris has definitely opened up his heart and his arms to Dad. Like I said they’ve been best friends.”

Chris and Nikki have gone above and beyond for David, it sounds like. But they go way back.

“He watched my Dad go through the divorce with my Mom. Nikki, I don’t really know much about her. I’ve only seen her on the show and that was it.”

Ashley was close to her father when she was younger, but they grew apart as, she says, she saw him for who he really was.

Ashley spoke about her father’s fiancee, Annie:

“She’s nice. You know she doesn’t speak to us really. She’s dad’s wife, girlfriend, fiancee. Whatever you want to call her.”

That sounds like an accidental slip-up — it was reported a while back that David and Annie ultimately did end up getting married.

Ashley does not mince words when she describes her father — she says that what you see of David on 90 Day Fiance is what you get.

“An a–hole? Yeah. Authentically? Yeah. He can’t fake that one. Everyone can see exactly what that is. That wasn’t scripted. That’s dad.”

That’s sad.

“I may come off as harsh on the show to my dad. Some people might see me as disrespectful and that’s okay. I’ve had a very crazy relationship with my dad.”

It sure sounds like it.

Best of luck to Annie with her new life, we guess.

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Nick Viall Exposes Fiancee On "DWTS" But She Seems Fine At After-Party (VIDEO)

‘Bachelor’ star Nick Viall’s big rhumba finish on ‘DWTS’ with fiancée Vanessa Grimaldi was very revealing … damn near TOO revealing. Nick scored a new personal record for his dance to Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You”. It’s…

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Ezekiel Elliott Exposes Woman"s Breast at St. Patty"s Party (VIDEO)

Ezekiel Elliott pulled a woman’s shirt down — exposing her bare breast — during a St. Patrick’s Day party in Dallas … but a rep for Zeke says it was all in good fun. Zeke was drinking a beer next to a group of people on the roof of a Dallas bar…

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Blink 182"s Mark Hoppus -- Oakland Tragedy Exposes Danger of Underground Music Scene (VIDEO)

The Oakland rave fire hit close to home for Blink 182 singer Mark Hoppus, who says he and his band are probably lucky they didn’t suffer a similar tragedy. Mark was at the Grove in L.A. Saturday night when we asked about his experience coming up in…

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Kaley Cuoco Exposes Boob On Snapchat, Looks Pretty Proud Of Herself

Celebrity stylist Brad Goreski may have been hired to dress Kaley Cuoco for a shoot, but if social media is any indication, he failed his client miserably.

Goreski took a snap of himself with The Big Bang Theory star, who opened her blouse to reveal a boob.

Goreski covered Cuoco’s nipple with a heart emoji, and used an old man filter for his own face.

Cuoco looked damn proud to be showing off her breast, and rightfully so. 

In May 2014, Cuoco told Cosmopolitan that she got a boob job when she was 18, and just like Naya Rivera, Cuoco says it was money well spent.

“It’s one of the best things I’ve ever done,” she said.

“I love them. I’m superhappy. I would do it again in a heartbeat.”

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Cuoco is in superb shape, which she credits to a vegan/gluten-free lifestyle.

“I’m not a vegan, nor do I have a gluten allergy, but it just feels better in my stomach,” she told Shape in September 2015.

“Everything, from the inside out, has completely changed for me.

“And now, when I look into the mirror and see the positive changes, I don’t want to go back to what I was doing.”

When she isn’t acting, Cuoco, 30, rides horses.  In fact, she spent summer hiatus from Big Bang riding and training.

“Spent the whole summer with the horses; that’s been completely life-changing,” she told Extra.

 It was through this that she met her current boyfriend, equestrian Karl Cook.

“Karl is very sweet. I couldn’t be happier,” Cuoco said.

“Life is completely amazing – everything is amazing.”

And even equestrians who date one another need their personal space.

“It’s me time,” Cuoco said of her time spent with her four horses.

“It’s important in a relationship to have moments when you do your own thing.”

However, date night is improved vastly when horses are involved, according to Cuoco.

“t’s funny, he’s either the one riding or it’s me, so we’re rarely doing it together,” Cuoco revealed to People Magazine.

“But recently we did go on a little trail ride date. It was adorable. We hadn’t really done that yet,” she said of her time spent with Cook.

“One is usually cheering for the other so that was kind of cute to go out together,” she explained, referring to their riding competitions.

Things took a turn towards fantasyland during their horse date.

“We totally held hands. It was very dorky!”

In case you were wondering, they rode off into the sunset, holding hands on each of their horses.

Cuoco called it a “storybook ending” to their date.

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Jacob Roloff Quits Little People Big World, Exposes Fakery

Jacob Roloff will never return to Little People, Big World. 

The 19-year-old has not appeared on the show for two-years, but he made it crystal clear that he is not interesting in returning in any capacity. 

He took to Instagram to hit out at how fake the show really is.

“I get comments on here all the time about how people ‘miss me on the show’ or telling me I should ‘do a few more episodes’ with the family,” he wrote. “I’m posting this to say that that will never happen.”

This all seems to have come out of nowhere considering he patched things up with his mother after not talking to her for quite some time. 

He then delved deeper into his reasons for not wanting to participate on the show. 

Reality TV shows are constantly under scrutiny about how real they actually are, but it’s rare for the stars of the show to brand them as fake. 

Roloff opened up about a recent camping trip on the show and just how manipulated it was. 

“For the sake of ‘the episode’ and ratings I’ve seen a lot of STORYLINES drawn up (loosely) about our lives,” he said.

“And when I was standing here, behind the scenes and watching it from an outside perspective I just couldn’t stop laughing. Laughing at how hard the producers have to try to get us to follow the talking points, and at how ridiculous the talking points are.”

He took things one step further by slamming the family as they appear on the show. 

“The family that is filmed is not my family,” he said.

“They are the Roloff Characters and I have scarcely anything in common with them, nor do I want to be a character myself.”

He sure seems like his decision is final, but might his family be able to talk him into appearing on the show once more?

Could this have an affect on the show’s ratings?

Will his family address his claims in an upcoming episode of the show?

Hit the comments with your thoughts on the matter. 

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Kylie Jenner Exposes Kendall"s NIPPLE RING at Coachella: WATCH!

Welp, shut it down. We"ve now seen all the nips of the Kardashian-Jenner sisters. That"s all, folks. Fin.

And it"s all thanks to Kylie Jenner. Of course.

We all know Kylie and Kendall Jenner are partying at Coachella this weekend, because it"s all the frack over social media.

Kylie"s been Snapchatting her entire experience, and part of yesterday"s documentary included a full-screen shot of her sister"s nipple.

In the video below, we see a wide shot Kylie took of Kendall, who shunned a top and instead opted for a see-through lace bralette, because it"s Coachella and you can get away with that sort of thing.

But then Kylie zooma-zoom-zoom-zooms in to give us an extreme close-up of the nip, and behold! There is a nipple ring.

We don"t know when Kendall got the piercing, but we were first introduced to it when she pranced around topless last month in front of Kim Kardashian. We didn"t actually catch a glimpse of the hardware, but Kim called it out.

There was a time when we thought Kendall was one of the more modest among the sisters, but I guess those were the good ol" days.

If you want to see the other sister"s nips, we"ve got those, too:

• Kim


• Khloe


• Kourtney


• Kylie


• And a bonus mom nip from Kris!

And there you have it. The komplete kollection. Enjoy.

 

Madonna Exposes Fan"s Bare Boob During Concert

Madonna exposing her own breast in public is basically just another Tuesday. After all, she"s been doing it since the 80s.

But when the material girl pulled down the top of an unsuspecting fan in the middle of a concert, well, that was a little unusual.

During a show in Brisbane, Australia, Madge brought an audience member on stage and began to gush over her.

"She"s the kind of girl you just want to slap on the ass… and pull…" she said before yanking down the woman"s top and revealing her bare breast to a sold-out stadium of concert-goers. 

Luckily, the fan seemed to take it in stride and even gave Madonna a little side hug after re-adjusting her top.

"Oh my god, I am so sorry, sexual harassment!" exclaimed the singer in a mock attempt at an apology.

"You can do the same to me if you like," she added.

Unfortunately (or fortunately?), the fan declined the invitation.

This is just one in a series of recent disturbing events for Madonna, who is reportedly in angst over a custody battle with ex Guy Ritchie for their son Rocco.

A source close to the singer said that Madonna has been boozing and popping anti-anxiety meds, which has led to her bizarre behavior.

At a concert earlier this week in Brisbane, witnesses say she showed up two hours late then chugged from a bottle of tequila and crawled around onstage like an animal.

During the same show, she grabbed a flask from an audience member and downed whatever was in it.

Witness Madonna"s latest antics below:

 

Madonna Exposes Fan"s Bare Boob During Concert

Madonna exposing her own breast in public is basically just another Tuesday. After all, she"s been doing it since the 80s.

But when the material girl pulled down the top of an unsuspecting fan in the middle of a concert, well, that was a little unusual.

During a show in Brisbane, Australia, Madge brought an audience member on stage and began to gush over her.

"She"s the kind of girl you just want to slap on the ass… and pull…" she said before yanking down the woman"s top and revealing her bare breast to a sold-out stadium of concert-goers. 

Luckily, the fan seemed to take it in stride and even gave Madonna a little side hug after re-adjusting her top.

"Oh my god, I am so sorry, sexual harassment!" exclaimed the singer in a mock attempt at an apology.

"You can do the same to me if you like," she added.

Unfortunately (or fortunately?), the fan declined the invitation.

This is just one in a series of recent disturbing events for Madonna, who is reportedly in angst over a custody battle with ex Guy Ritchie for their son Rocco.

A source close to the singer said that Madonna has been boozing and popping anti-anxiety meds, which has led to her bizarre behavior.

At a concert earlier this week in Brisbane, witnesses say she showed up two hours late then chugged from a bottle of tequila and crawled around onstage like an animal.

During the same show, she grabbed a flask from an audience member and downed whatever was in it.

Witness Madonna"s latest antics below:

 

Ciara Sings National Anthem, Exposes Lots of Cleavage

Ciara sang the National Anthem prior to the College Football National Championship Game on Monday night, which was won by Alabama over Clemson, 45-40.

Unlike other famous singers at major sporting events, Ciara did not forget any of the iconic track"s lyrics.

But she did forget a few layers of clothing.

As you can see below, Ciara (who has a connection with professional football because she"s dating Russell Wilson) belts out the country"s theme song with incredible range and talent.

She also does so in a sheer dress that leaves her chest region largely exposed.

Was this really appropriate for the occasion, a sporting event watched by millions of people, including children?

Not according to reporter Bonnie Bernstein, who Tweeted, the following after seeing Ciara sing live:

Dear Ciara. You"re stunning. But this is a National Championship Game. Kids are watching. Cover up.

Not everyone on Twitter agreed with Bernstein"s assessment, however.

“@BonnieBernstein How dare she partially reveal her body when children are preparing to watch 21-year olds destroy each other for no money!” replied one user, while another added simply responded with a photo of scantily-clad cheerleaders at the game.

Many also turned Bernstein"s critique into a racial issue, which prompted her to follow up a short while later with:

"Truly am amazed at how people take a tweet (that includes a compliment!) & wanna make it about  race. Seriously. Grow up. Watch the game."

Check out Ciara"s performance here and response: Should she have covered herself up more, given the patriotic circumstance of her routine?

Famous Instagram Teen Exposes Harsh Realities of Modeling

We live in a world where filters and apps can alter our appearance to perfection with just the swipe of a finger, convoluting our concept of beauty and reality.

But one Instagram celebrity teen is using the social media site to expose the truth.

Australian model Essena O’Neill took once used Instagram to post bikini pictures of herself.  But now she is using the very site to reveal the staged nature of many Instagram photos.

“I found myself drowning in the illusion,” O’Neill wrote on her new site, Let’s Be Game Changers. 

“Social media isn’t real. It’s purely contrived images and edited clips ranked against each other. It’s a system based on social approval, likes and dislikes, validation in views, success in followers … it’s perfectly orchestrated judgement. And it consumed me.”

“A 15 year old girl that calorie restricts and excessively exercises is not goals. Anyone addicted to social media fame like I once was, is not in a conscious state.”

Since opening up about the realities of modeling and social media, she has deleted thousand of posts.  She has even changed the captions on the remaining photos to explain the truth behind the pics.

One caption says,  “NOT REAL LIFE – took over 100 in similar poses trying to make my stomach look good. Would have hardly eaten that day. Would have yelled at my little sister to keep taking them until I was somewhat proud of this. Yep so totally #goals”

In another she wrote, ”NOT REAL LIFE – I didn’t pay for the dress, took countless photos trying to look hot for Instagram, the formal made me feel incredibly alone.”

O’Neill also shared the secret about brand deals:  “Was paid $ 400 to post a dress. That’s when I had maybe 150k followers, with half a million followers, I know of many online brands (with big budgets) that pay up to $ 2000 per post. 

She added, “Nothing is wrong with accepting brand deals. I just think it should be known. This photo had no substance, it was not of ethical manufacturing (I was uneducated at the time). SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOT REAL is my point. Be aware what people promote, ask yourself, what’s their intention behind the photo?”

Her expose’ on social media and modeling then took an emotional turn: “The only thing that made me feel good that day was this photo. How deeply depressing. Having a toned body is not all we as human beings are capable of.”

“This is what I like to call a perfectly contrived candid shot. Nothing is candid about this. While yes going for a morning jog and ocean swim before school was fun,” she wrote.

“I felt the strong desire to pose with my thighs just apart #thighgap boobs pushed up #vsdoublepaddingtop and face away because obviously my body is my most likeable asset. Like this photo for my efforts to convince you that I’m really really hot #celebrityconstruct”

Then, she reminded us of another truly disturbing fact. That thousands of Instagram users were ogling her body—her underage, 16-year-old body.  

She wrote, ”and yet another photo taken purely to promote my 16 year old body. This was my whole identity. That was so limiting. Made me incredibly insecure. You have no idea.”

O’Neill has quit modeling and social-media sponsorships.  She is hoping to use her new site to spread healthier values of environment preservation, veganism, and “being present.”

Kylie Jenner Rocks Nose Ring, Exposes Butt on Instagram

With the insane number of selfies she posts, it can’t be easy for Kylie Jenner to keep things fresh and interesting for her 40 million Instagram followers.

Fortunately, Kylie has something most 18-year-olds don’t – frequent access to the world’s top stylists and photographers.

Kylizzle posted some new pics from her recent Elle Canada photoshoot today, and as you can see, she’s trying something new.

No, we’re not talking about Kylie’s exposed butt. We’ve seen that plenty of times before. 

We’re talking about the nose ring, which is probably a clip-on, but still had to hurt.

The heavy piece of nostril bling calls attention to just how huge Kylie’s lips are these days, as we imagine most people who rock nose rings don’t have to worry about getting lipstick on the thing. 

Of course, most nose ring enthusiasts are probably still mourning the loss of CBGB, not posing for photoshoots in Hollywood. 

Maybe Kylie is trying to take the look mainstream. If so, we hope any kids who want to follow her lead will do the right thing and have their noses professionally pierced in a clean environment.

We don’t need a repeat of the carnage from the Kylie Jenner lip challenge. We’re still trying to get over that one. 

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