Monday, November 30, 2015

Brielle Zolciak: Photos of Instagram"s Newest Star!


Brielle Zolciak may still be best known as the daughter of unstable reality star Kim Zolciak, but with a half a million Instagram followers and a fondness for posting racy selfies and sharing every intimate detail of her life online, the 18-year-old clearly has designs on becoming famous in her own right.


Unlike so many young social media starlets, Brielle is open about undergoing certain surgical "enhancements" in order to achieve her ideal look.


Brielle admitted to having her lips plumped, and has stated that she"s not opposed to having more work done in the future.


It"s refreshing, as even Kim Zolciak denies getting plastic surgery, despite the fact that most of her fans have functioning eyes and brains. 


Hopefully, Brielle won"t take things too far, but we have to admit that her willingness to go under the knife to "perfect" her look lends an interesting "before and after" quality to some of her Instagram pics. 


Check "em out below, and she if you can guess what she"s had tweaked. 




1. Brielle Zolciak Bikini Pic


Brielle zolciak bikini pic

Brielle Zolciak, Kim Zolciak’s teenage daughter, looks like a combination of her mom and Kylie Jenner in this Instagram photo. All three women have demonstrated a profound love of selfies.



2. Brielle Zolciak on Insta


Brielle zolciak on insta

Brielle Zolciak, Kim Zolciak’s daughter, gives us a Kylie-esque pout. Her mom would be proud. No seriously, she is basically mimicking her mom’s every move on social media.



3. Brielle and Kim Zolciak on the Red Carpet


Brielle and kim zolciak on the red carpet

Brielle and Kim are more than just mother and daughter. They’re besties and business partners as well.



4. Brielle Zolciak in a Bikini on Instagram


Brielle zolciak in a bikini on instagram

Brielle spends a lot of time in bikinis. As far as we can tell rocking swimwear and posting selfies are the only two activities she engages in.



5. Zolciak Family Bikini Photo


Kim zolciak bikini pic with daughters

Brielle has a bit of a strange relationship with her mother and sisters.



6. Brielle Zolciak on Don’t Be Tardy


Brielle zolciak on dont be tardy

Brielle on her mother’s reality show. Don’t be surprised if she launches her own spinoff in the very near future.


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Kourtney Kardashian, Kyle Richards and More: Star Sightings 11.30.2015


While the rest of us were lying face down on the couch this weekend, willing the leftovers to grow legs and leave our homes, celebrities were fitting into their favorite jeans and shopping at Saint Laurent.


Rachel Zoe took her son to a book store in Beverly Hills, while Gwen Stefani took her three crew to Disneyland in Anaheim, CA.


Everyone looked perky and happy and fit.  I hate them.




1. Kyle Richards Waves to the Photogs


Kyle richards waves to the photogs

Kyle Richards waved to the paparazzi as she left the Huffington Post in New York on November 30th, 2015.



2. Kourtney Kardashian Checks Out Furniture


Kourtney kardashian checks out furniture

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick (not pictured) took their Mason to RH Contemporary Art in Beverly Hills, CA on November 27th, 2015.



3. Gwen Stefani Takes Her Boys to Disneyland


Gwen stefani takes her boys to disneyland

Gwen Stefani took her boys – Kingston, Zuma and Apollo – to Disneyland on November 27th, 2015.



4. Michael B. Jordan watches the Lakers vs Pacers Game


Michael b jordan watches the lakers vs pacers game

Michael B. Jordan watched the Los Angeles Lakers play against the Indiana Pacers on November 29th, 2015.



5. Jessica Alba Leaves a French Restaurant


Jessica alba leaves a french restaurant

Jessica Alba leaves a French restaurant in Los Angeles on November 30th, 2015.



6. Jenna Dewan-Tatum and Daughter Everly in Studio City


Jenna dewan tatum and daughter everly in studio city

Jenna Dewan Tatum took daughter Everly on a train ride at the Studio City Farmers Market in Studio City, CA on November 29th, 2015.


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Kim Kardashian Posts Cleavage Close-Up, Complains About Feeling Like Crap

In case you somehow haven’t heard, Kim Kardashian hates being pregnant. Actually, that’s an understatement. The woman really, really despises every second of it, and she wants the whole world to know.


Fortunately, Kim has found a way to combine her two current passions – complaining and posting revealing photos on Instagram.




Yes, you’ve seen Kim Kardashian’s boobs before, but have you seen them while she’s nine months pregnant? 


Yeah, come to think of it, she probably posted a similar pic when she was knocked up with North.


But have you seen them while she’s nine months pregnant and full of mucous? We think not.


Kim posted the above photo earlier today, with a caption reading, “37 WEEKS x SINUS INFECTION x FLU = [frowny face Emoji]”


Yes, these days it seems that Kim is accomplishing the astonishing feat of out-complaining Kanye West.


Of course, she actually has reason to gripe, as she’s ben struck ill in the midst of an already-difficult pregnancy, while Kanye is presumably still pissed that Beck won a Grammy.



Anyway, Kim’s taken a lot of crap for complaining, and she’s even been accused of faking her pregnancy problems, but we think she’s entitled to kvetch a bit.


She recently revealed that her baby is breech, and she’s admitted to suffering from delivery anxiety. 


She’s got real problems, and frankly, she’s not a woman who’s used to dealing with real problems.


Hopefully, Yeezy will forget about his own problems long enough to buy Kim that $ 1 million push present she’s been asking for.


Lark Voorhies Posts EPIC Instagram Rant: I Don"t Have a Sex Tape! My Ex"s Junk Smells Like Corn Chips!

For four seasons, Lark Voorhies wisely rejected the advances of Dustin Diamond’s Screech on Saved By the Bell.



Unfortunately, in real life the 41-year-old actress is not as adept at avoiding romantic entanglements with creepy losers.


As you may have heard, Voorhies married Jimmy Green in a quickie Vegas ceremony just a few months after meeting him on Facebook.


Astonishingly, the marriage didn’t last. In fact, it imploded in epic fashion just days after Lark and Jimmy exchanged vows.


It turns out Green was a homeless gang member who was frequently busted sleeping in the closets of Lark’s mother’s home. (Lark lives with her mom, and the husband and wife were forbidden to have sleepovers.)


After the divorce, Green claimed to be in possession of a sex tape starring Voorhies, but she insisted that no such footage exists.


Earlier today, she doubled down on that claim in one of the most bonkers rants ever posted to Instagram:



“To whom this may concern. I am single! Jimmy couldn’t fork up a dime for our divorce,” the post reads. “There’s an active restraining order that he continues to violate. No sex tape even physically exists. Do you really think he could afford a camera?”


“I gave him money multiple times and put minutes on his Obama phone. You better take a U-Turn on that bus. Everyone in Pasadena knows you’re a joke. Gang Member? You lost your job at Taco Bell.


“Your penis is NOTHING to brag about! Is it normal for a penis to smell like corn chips?”


Yes, the word is out in Pasadena: Jimmy is suffering from a chronic case of Frito dong. 


Sources say the man’s wang should be providing the crunch in chili pie, not making sex tapes with washed-up ’90s stars.


We imagine Lark is still trying to get the grease off of her fingers.


Anyway, Voorhies later posted a retraction in which she stated that her account was hacked, but we’re calling shenanigans on that claim.


Not only did she never delete the original post, she later went off on Jimmy again, this time warning that she’ll sue anyone who interviews him. 


We’re not doubting that Jimmy is a little unstable, but it sounds like he and Lark may have actually been a pretty good match.