Sister Wives Catfish Scandal: "Lover" Pens Tell-All

Meri Brown’s sticky wicket of an affair is getting worse.

The Sister Wives star and Kody Brown’s ex-wife was involved in a catfish debacle, where she thought she was falling in love with a man on the interwebs.

In reality it was Oklahoma whack job Jackie Overton, who has just announced plans to write a 200-page book about the relationship, aptly titled Almost Meri’ed.

According to Radar Online, Overton bills the tell-all as a “love story,” filled with “photos, more text snippets and lots of things” that she’s never “told anyone about the affair.”

The $ 6 book, which Overton says will be published before Christmas, “is funny in some parts: it’s very humbling” and promises a “huge twist and surprise ending.”

When they first met, Overton pretended to be a man named “Sam” and managed to make Meri fall for her.

There are recordings of Meri telling “Sam” that he was “kinder and sweeter” than Kody.

A source told In Touch that news of the book “could be really embarrassing for her.”

Could be?

“They could have had phone sex!” the source said. “It’s so scary for her that the book is being written,”

“This is just humiliating for Meri to be so intimate with someone who’s really, for all intents and purposes, a very scary woman from Oklahoma.”

Meri admitted to the affair on a TLC special, citing her daughter leaving for college and estrangement from Kody as the reasons for seeking out a relationship.

“Meri just wants to move past this already, but she may be paying the price for her actions for a long time to come,” the source added.

When the scandal unfolded, Meri released a statement to In Touch: 

“During an emotional and vulnerable time earlier this year, I began speaking with someone online who turned out not to be who they said they were.

“I never met this person and I regret being drawn into the situation, but I hope because of it I can help others who find themselves in similar circumstances.

“Throughout this whole ordeal, my family has supported and stood by me.I am grateful to them for their love and strength through this difficult time.”

Dan Bilzerian Hangs With Donald Trump, Thinks You"re a P--sy

You obviously know that Donald Trump’s bid for the White House is somehow still trundling along, but did you know that Dan Bilzerian is also running for president?

It’s true. Bilzerian’s campaign has thus far consisted of him posing for photos with anonymous, surgically-enhanced boobs and selling “Bilzerian 2016” t-shirts that you can purchase for the set of boobs in your life, but technically, he’s running for president.

Of course, like just about everything else in Bilzerian’s life, his “presidential campaign” is clearly a joke, which helps explain the photo above.

Not surprisingly, the Internet’s most famous professional bro is throwing his support behind the bro-iest candidate in history (sorry, Warren “Hard-On” Harding), Mr. Donald John Trump

“In an age of pussified political correctness, you have to respect the people who remain unfiltered,” Bilzerian captioned the above photo.

We won’t be the first to point out that it’s a bit hypocritical to call other people p–sies as you pose with a fruit plate and bottled water with another guy who was born wealthy, but it bears repeating.

But really, we can’t even hate on this.

A Trump-Bilzerian ticket would not only be endlessly entertaining, it would make perfect sense.

They both failed their way to the top; they’ve both been involved in some seriously shady business dealings over the years, and they’ve both (unsuccessfully) attempted to portray themselves as self-made men despite inheriting millions.

And for those of you hoping that 2016 would see the election of our nation’s first woman president, Trump and Bilzerian spend so much time over-compensating for something that we’re guessing they’re pretty damn close, ya know?

Rob Kardashian: "Still Struggling" With Depression, Low-Self Esteem, Sources Claim

Over the past few weeks, Rob Kardashian has been receiving lots of public praise from his sisters on social media.

Khloe Kardashian gushed about Rob, stating that she’s “obsessed” with him in an Instagram post.

Kourtney Kardashian posted a photo of herself and Rob with a caption that read simply, “Bobby,” followed by a heart Emoji.

It was a touching outpouring of support for a young man whose struggles with depression, addiction and compulsive eating have been well-publicized. 

Unfortunately, it seems all that support was the result of Rob suffering a string of setbacks after several months of progress.

Apparently, it seemed that Rob was on the verge of the comeback that he’s been promising for years, but after hitting some stumbling blocks in his weight loss regimen, he seems to have once again given up.

“Rob is still struggling and it makes the family sad,” the source tells People magazine. “He deals with depression, weight issues and low self-esteem, but that’s been going on for a long time.” 

“The family, especially Khloé, is very much there for him but it has to be his own journey to figure out.”

Fortunately, the 28-year-old former reality star seems to have the full support of his famous family.

The Kardashians may take a lot of flak in the media, but they certainly know how to stick up for one of their own.

Amber Portwood Defends Boyfriend Matt Baier. Kind Of.

Gary Shirley let the cat out of the bag, and set fire to a sh– storm.

In the latest teaser for Teen Mom OG (premiering January 4th, 2016), Gary told his lawyer that Amber Portwood’s fiance, Matt Baier “has seven kids,” and Amber has no idea.

He and Amber are fighting over custody of their daughter, Leah.

Matt doesn’t sound like the most upstanding guy ever.  In December 2014,  Radar Online revealed that the Boston native – who is 19 years older than Amber – has a DUI on his record, has twice issued checks without funds, was arrested for assault, and failed to pay tax debts of over $ 25,000 in Massachusetts.

I’m sure he’s a sweetheart, though.

Amber is sick of having to defend Matt, so she issued a warning to them haters on Twitter.

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“For anyone talking crap about this whole situation with Matt..this shit isn’t funny,” Amber wrote on December 16th.  “This is real life I have to deal with not entertainment I’m not dealing with this negative immature bullshit.”

“I have enough to worry about. I’ll block and be done with it. Love not hate.  Learn it! 

“I don’t care if I found out he had 10 kids. He has to deal with that and his past and I’ll stand by him.”

She ended the tweets with a good old mic drop. 

“I’m a woman and I hold my own.”

Teen Mom OG returns January 4th.