Britney Spears is Seeking a Nerd with a Big Penis

Attention, nerds:

You may be able to go out with Britney Spears!

We"re not kidding. There"s just one more thing to add.

The singer was on stage as part of her Las Vegas concert on Sunday night when she surprised those in attendance by telling them what she is looking for in a new boyfriend.

The requirements were as specific as they were surprising.

"I think it"s time to find a hot nerd, like, a really hot guy with a really big penis," Britney said.

No, really, she did. You can see and hear for yourself in the following video.

Spears has been getting in shape (look at that flat stomach!) and sounds very much ready to date once again.

As you can see HERE, she has had plenty of boyfriends throughout the years, but either none of them fit the description above… or maybe a couple did and now Britney knows what she wants.

If that"s the case, we know where she can find guys that have at least one of the attributes this singer is seeking.

See Britney talk about the kind of junk she desires in a mate below and then help us try to think of her perfect sex partner.

What nerd out there is really well hung?!?

Arrow Season 4 Episode 14 Recap: A Secret Uncovered

You know what they say, right?

The son also sets… one up to be vulnerable in ways like never before.

Watch Arrow Season 4 Episode 14 Online

On Arrow Season 4 Episode 14, it was troubling enough for Oliver Queen that Damien Darhk’s wife, Ruve, decided to run against him for mayor.

But then Damien went ahead and had Oliver’s son, William, kidnapped, and now the child is the Darhks’ new house guest and now the stakes have really been raised.

Granted, Oliver does not yet know that his son is in the hands of his mortal enemy, but it’s safe to assume he’ll find out on next week’s installment of Arrow Season 4.

Thea, meanwhile, is now aware that William exists due to the finding of a million dollar check that was never cashed during her defensive campaign research.

But the question is this: When will Felicity find out the same secret? And how will she react once she does?

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While we’re on the subject of Felicity:

She may soon be out of that wheelchair because, as a wedding gift, Curtis has been working on a special spinal implant that would allow her to walk again, possibly in time to actually walk down the aisle.

That sounds promising and all, but Curtis wants to use a unique, never-ending power source?

Why do we feel like this may not go so smoothly?

In her exchange with him, Felicitiy referred to Curtis as “terrific,” forecasting his future as Mr. Terrific.

We end with a request: Can Mama Smoak (Charlotte Ross) stick around forever?!?

Felicity’s mother is no longer some kind of annoying presence; she’s a valued and fun member of the family who we’d love to see on a weekly basis.

What did you think of the episode? You can watch Arrow online if you need to catch up and then you can answer this:

How far do you think Damien will go when it comes to William?!?

Sister Wives to Kody Brown: We"re OUTTA Here!

Kody Brown’s unhappy Sister Wives want out, according to a new report which comes on the heels of previous gossip of this nature.

Rocked by Meri Brown’s catfish scandal, not to mention other internal turmoil, the family has been on the brink of disaster for months.

Now, reports In Touch (via Radar), two wives are pretty much finished with Kody, the head of TLC’s most famous polygamous family.

“Janelle has told the family that she wants to focus full-time on her real estate career,” a source said of Brown’s 46-year-old spouse.

It’s not just a going-back-to-work-to-find-balance thing.

She plans to use that career path to become financially stable so she can leave her husband, says a source close to the reeling Janelle.

Sounds like she’s not the only one in that boat, either.

“The idea that the Browns are a polygamist family is laughable at this point. Janelle, Meri and Christine all have one foot out the door.”

Kody divorced Meri to marry Robyn in 2014, leaving him legally married to his fourth wife, with whom he welcomed a child a month ago.

That could be all he has left by the end of this year.

“It’s just Kody and Robyn who are together at this point,” the source claimed, reinforcing rumors of Kody being dumped by three Sister Wives.

After Meri’s emotional, online affair with a woman who claimed to be a dude and catfished her last fall, the Browns fell apart at the seams.

“Behind closed doors it’s miserable,” another insider tells the celebrity news magazine. “There’s a ton of tension and no one is happy.”

The TLC show is going to reflect this, as well.

“The upcoming season will focus on Kody, Robyn and Ariella,” the source said of the couple and their new baby (Kode-man’s 18th overall).

That, the theory goes, will quietly but obviously “allow for Janelle and Meri [who also wants off the program] to slowly begin their exit.”

Truth or speculation at this point? Stay tuned.

Tila Tequila Threatens to Shoot Up Movie Theater

Move over, Kanye West.

There’s a new crazy Twitter user in town.

Okay, Tila Tequila being crazy on Twitter really is nothing new.

This is the same person who recently claimed the Earth is flat and who also said obese people deserve so die.

But now the troubled former reality star really may have crossed a line. Multiple lines, in fact.

In Tila’s latest Twitter meltdown, she first defended her use of the N-Word by pointing the finger at artists who use the epithet in their songs.

@NICKIMINAJ has a song where she says “N—-” over 100 times & has violent gun visuals 2 the music vid! What outcome did u expect?

The argument that African-Americans should stop using this word if they don’t want others using it is not all that insane, not for Tequila at least.

But then Tila went ahead and got very racist when responding to a user who took exception to her viewpoint, writing:

No need for name calling! All I did was eat some fried chicken and drink grape soda yesterday! Chill bro!

Racism aside, Tequila also alleged once again that she is God’s daughter… that she is Jason Bourne’s sister… that she is a “Super Soldier” created by the Nazis.

At one point on her rant, Tila admitted that 90% of what she says is just “trolling” and that’s fine. We get that someone like Tequila is desperate for attention and that Twitter is a place where she can get it.

But then she also wrote the following:

I have been sitting in 1 single room for 5 hours! I am being brainwashed again. As soon as I leave here I am going to shoot up a theater.

There’s nothing funny there. There’s no joke to be made about a mass shooting.

Tila deleted this Tweet soon after it went live because even she knew it had gone too far.

But it’s still out there for all to see. This woman needs years of professional help.