Emilia Clarke Talks Game of Thrones Nudity: More Penis Close-Ups!

We’re just weeks away from the season 6 premiere of Game of Thrones, and as usual, there’s a palpable level of fan excitement on social media. 

This year, the Thrones faithful might be more eager than ever, as we’ll finally get to find out if Jon Snow is really dead after months of online debate and loads of misleading BS from actor Kit Harington.

Perhaps sensing that not enough fans are on the verge of major coronary events from from the anticipation of Season 6, actress Emilia Clarke upped the ante today by discussing two of GoT fans’ favorite topics – the ongoing battle for the Iron Throne, and of course, nudity:

Specifically, Clarke talked about the, um…swords of her male co-stars in an interview with Glamour. Apparently Khal Drogo was packing some Valyrian Steel:

“I saw his member, but it was covered in a pink fluffy sock,” Emilia says of Jason Momoa, who played her husband in season one. “Showing it would make people feel bad. It’s too fabulous.” 

Spoiler alert: that marriage didn’t last long, and now the Mother of Dragons is free to hook up with men who are less powerful – but apparently no less physically impressive:

“I’d like to bring your memory back to Mr. Michiel Huisman [who plays Daenerys’ bedmate Daario Naharis] and I copulating for the first time,” she adds, “which began with me saying, ‘Take off your clothes,’ and then you got to see his perfect bottom.” 

Indeed, Huisman received an offer to pose for Playgirl based on that one scene.

Apparently he felt posing in a skin mag would be a step down after acting on one of TV’s most popular dramas. Go figure.

As for how the great Westerosi soap opera will conclude, Clarke says there’s only one way it can end – with dongs:

“I want to see Daenerys and her three dragons share the throne,” she jokes.

“And bring back all the pretty boys, get them to take their trousers down, and be like, ‘I’m now the queen of everything! I’d like close-ups of all the boys’ penises, please.’”

We’d say that’s somewhat unprofessional for a new ruler, but we think the smallfolk of the Seven Kingdoms are used to gratuitous nudity by now.

Joy-Anna Duggar Talks Courtship in Counting On Preview

If you"re a fan of the Duggar clan, you"re probably no stranger to the concept of "courtship."

As explained by Josiah Duggar when he was briefly courting Marjorie Jackson, courtship is considered a form of "pre-engagement" or "dating with a purpose."

And since in the Duggar"s world, the purpose of life is to create more life, the process usually begins at a relatively young age.

So while fans are still wondering when 26-year-old Jana will begin courting, they"re also looking to her younger sisters, such as 18-year-old former tomboy Joy-Anna.

In the clip below, some of the Duggar men get just a tad creepy while talking about the process the right partner for their sister:

"For me, he would almost have to be a perfect guy," says Jedidiah, 17. "And he would go through a lot of testing!" 

"I think if guys come around, they"re going to have to get through a few guys – I"m talking about me and Joseph," 19-year-old Josiah says.

"If a guy shows up to court Joy, there will definitely be a lot of us standing back a little bit, kind of checking him out.," adds Joseph, 21.

Relax, guys. We"re pretty Joy-Anna can take care of herself. We"ve seen the girl squat 145 pounds while wearing a skirt.

Check out the clip below for Joy-Anna"s thoughts on the possibility of a courtship, and watch Jill & Jessa: Counting On online to get caught up in time for tonight"s episode.

Azealia Banks vs. Sarah Palin: Unexpected Feud Alert!

Azealia Banks and Sarah Palin may not seem like the most likely rivals, but when you think about it was inevitable that they would eventually butt heads, not because they’re so different – but because they’re so strangely similar.

Like the notorious Alaska-governor-turned-Trump-hanger-on, Banks tends to rush headlong into random situations and offer her (usually outraged) two cents without doing a lick of research.

This recently landed the rapper in trouble when she called for Palin to be gang-raped by black men, after mistakenly believing a satirical news article to be factual. 

The fake article claimed that Palin blamed blacks for willingly “accepting” slavery.

She may have said some truly ridiculous things in her day, but she never said that, and Banks never apologized for tearing Palin a new one in a since-deleted Twitter rant.

Here’s where this story really gets shocking. Palin defended herself today in an astonishingly articulate statement (that was almost certainly written by someone else):

“You’re obviously not exercising enough intelligence to acknowledge you’ve been sucked into believing some fake interview,” Palin (or somebody in her camp) wrote.

“Why don’t we strengthen both our platforms and work together on something worthwhile – like condemning racism.

“And now I’ll go through my young daughter’s playlist to make sure there hasn’t been any inadvertent addition of any anti-woman, pro-rape garbage that you seem to endorse, which perpetuates the cultural challenges we face in America.”

Wow. Looks like Ms. Banks should stick to feuding with Iggy Azalea.

As it is, she’s forcing us to side with Sarah Palin, and that’s just not cool.

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Kat Graham Announces Departure from The Vampire Diaries

Mystic Falls is about to lose another resident.

A few months after Nina Dobrev announced her departure from The Vampire Diaries, exiting the beloved CW series after six seasons as Elena Gilbert, co-star Kat Graham has confirmed her plans to move on from the show.

But not any time too soon, at least.

In an exclusive chat with Us Weekly at the iHeartRadio Music Awards on Sunday, Graham said that Season 8 will mark her final run as Bonnie Bennett.

She has starred as the young witch for the duration of the drama.

“Season 8 will be my last season,” Graham told the magazine, adding:

“I just hope that whatever I do after, the crew can come with me. If the crew can come with me, then we’ll be good. The crew is going to be the hardest thing to let go, because we are a family.”

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Toward the end of last year, The CW moved The Vampire Diaries Season 7 to Friday nights, prompting many to believe it was burying the once-popular series until canceling it this spring.

Instead, however, the network surprised fans by renewing the program for the 2016-2017 season.

It remains unclear just how many episodes will comprise Season 8 and it will be a true shock if The Vampire Diaries is even around for a ninth season after Graham leaves.

“There’s some really intense stuff with my character this season,” Graham also teased.

“I think the biggest episodes I’ve ever had are 20 [airing April 29] and 21 [airing May 6]. It’s pretty major for the character – huge turns, a lot of stunts and cool sh-t!”

We’ll make a point to watch The Vampire Diaries online in order to see what’s on tap.

But it probably is about time for the series to get the axe, don’t you think?