We’re just weeks away from the season 6 premiere of Game of Thrones, and as usual, there’s a palpable level of fan excitement on social media.
This year, the Thrones faithful might be more eager than ever, as we’ll finally get to find out if Jon Snow is really dead after months of online debate and loads of misleading BS from actor Kit Harington.
Perhaps sensing that not enough fans are on the verge of major coronary events from from the anticipation of Season 6, actress Emilia Clarke upped the ante today by discussing two of GoT fans’ favorite topics – the ongoing battle for the Iron Throne, and of course, nudity:
Specifically, Clarke talked about the, um…swords of her male co-stars in an interview with Glamour. Apparently Khal Drogo was packing some Valyrian Steel:
“I saw his member, but it was covered in a pink fluffy sock,” Emilia says of Jason Momoa, who played her husband in season one. “Showing it would make people feel bad. It’s too fabulous.”
Spoiler alert: that marriage didn’t last long, and now the Mother of Dragons is free to hook up with men who are less powerful – but apparently no less physically impressive:
“I’d like to bring your memory back to Mr. Michiel Huisman [who plays Daenerys’ bedmate Daario Naharis] and I copulating for the first time,” she adds, “which began with me saying, ‘Take off your clothes,’ and then you got to see his perfect bottom.”
Indeed, Huisman received an offer to pose for Playgirl based on that one scene.
Apparently he felt posing in a skin mag would be a step down after acting on one of TV’s most popular dramas. Go figure.
As for how the great Westerosi soap opera will conclude, Clarke says there’s only one way it can end – with dongs:
“I want to see Daenerys and her three dragons share the throne,” she jokes.
“And bring back all the pretty boys, get them to take their trousers down, and be like, ‘I’m now the queen of everything! I’d like close-ups of all the boys’ penises, please.’”
We’d say that’s somewhat unprofessional for a new ruler, but we think the smallfolk of the Seven Kingdoms are used to gratuitous nudity by now.