Joe Giudice: Punished For Reporting to Prison Drunk, Insiders Claim

It’s only been two weeks since Joe Giudice reported to prison, but it looks as though Juicy Joe has already figured out a way to royally piss off prison officials.

According to Radar Online, Giudice was visibly intoxicated when he turned himself in to begin serving his sentence on March 23.

“He was a total mess,” reports one insider at Fort Dix Correctional Institution, adding that Giudice appeared to be “completely wasted.”

Joe reportedly spent his final morning at home knocking back drinks with his newly-sprung wife, Teresa Giudice.

Sources say by the time he showed up at the penitentiary at noon, the 43-year was three sheets to the wind, in direct violation of prison rules.

Now, two weeks later, Joe is still paying the price for his final bender.

“They couldn’t believe he made a mockery of the court by immediately breaking the rules,” says the source.

Giudice has struggled with alcoholism for years, but he may not have realized how hefty of a price he would pay for what corrections officers consider a major infraction:

Attorney Miles Feinstein, a prisoners’ rights expert, says Joe could now wind up serving his entire sentence in a maximum security setting:

“They will not show him any leniency. He doesn’t have a second chance.” Feinstein tells Radar.

“If it’s true, it shocks me. If it’s caused a maximum security designation, then it’s going to be quite different for him than being in a lower tiered level of the federal prison system.”

Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see the Giudices in happier times.

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Kris Jenner Begs Blac Chyna For Forgiveness, Attempts to Cash In on Engagement

If you’ve been anywhere near a wi-fi signal in the past 24 hours, you’ve no doubt heard that Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are engaged. 

Blac confirmed the engagement yesterday afternoon, but even as it went from “rumor” to “real deal,” the ladies of the Kard clan remained radio silent on social media.

In fact, there are reports that Kris planned a “surprise” getaway so that the family wouldn’t be in LA when the news that Rob had put a ring on it went public.

Now, sources are saying Kris has weighed her options and decided that the best course of action is for her to try and get on Blac’s good side.

“Kris has done a total U-turn on this romance now that it’s a possibility she could profit from it,” says one insider.

“She called Blac up and gave her a groveling apology for resisting the relationship at first, but Kris buttered her up by telling her she now sees what a good influence she is on her son.”

In fairness to Blac, she really has been a good influence on Rob, who’s appeared much happier (and slimmer) in recent weeks.

Of course, this is Kris Jenner we’re talking about, so not surprisingly, the main reason she’s had a change of heart about Blac has to do with the bottom line. 

“Kris sees these two as a major money-making asset for the family brand and she’s wheeling and dealing all kinds of projects for them, including their own six-part reality show and exclusives for a massive summer wedding,” the source tells Radar Online.

Another Kardashian televised wedding? What could go wrong?!

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Duggar Family Accused of Scripting Scenes, Hiring Actors For Counting On

If you watched Jill & Jessa Counting On: Season 2 Episode 4 last night, then you saw the Duggars somehow manage to keep a surprise baby shower a secret from their friend Kristen Young, despite the fact that word seems to get around fast in tiny Tontitown.

It was enough to make you wonder if the whole thing was staged for TLC camera crews – especially after what happened last week:

On the left, is a scene from the March 29 episode that focused on Jinger Duggar flipping cars.

On the right, the man who appeared in the scene alongside Josiah Duggar reveals that he was really an actor paid to pretend he was interested in buying a car, not an actual customer.

“A friend of mine works on the crew and invited me to play the role of ‘guy who wants to buy car,’” wrote the man, whose last name has been kept secret by the Duggar Facebook fan/whistleblower page, Life’s Not All Pickles and Hairspray.

It’s hardly the first time a reality show has been caught faking a scene.

Heck, it’s not even the first time that Duggars have been caught using actors!

But it serves as a potent reminder that even when you’re watching a family as seemingly earnest and sincere as the Duggars, you’re ultimately watching a TV show – as scripted and staged as any other.

Watch Jill and Jessa Counting On online to see if you can spot more instances of fakery.

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Chelsea Houska FLIPS on Adam Lind For Inappropriate Photos of Daughter! Does She Have a Point?

If you watched Teen Mom 2 Season 7 Episode 3 this week, you know that Chelsea Houska was upset over some photos that Adam Lind posted on social media.

For once, these weren’t graphic photos of Lind himself, but images of the former couple’s 6-year-old daughter, Aubree.

“Is this post Adam just made of Aubree extremely inappropriate?” Chelsea asked when she saw the pics.

“She’s too old for that because there’s creepy people,” her friend replied.

When Houska texted Lind to remove the photos because they were “not appropriate” and “Aubree’s not a baby anymore,” the notoriously volatile baby daddy lost his cool.

“Kidding me?” There is nothing bad about that,” Lind texted back. “What the f–k.”

“As a father, you would think he would be looking out for her, ” Houska told her friend. “Wouldn’t you take that down right away? I would be like, ‘F–k, I did’t even think of that."”

Houska even consulted a lawyer on the matter, but was informed that she had little legal recourse.

Even so, the pics have been deleted, and Teen Mom fans have been debating over whether or Chelsea was right to react the way she did.

So allow us to settle this once and for all: Yes, she was.

This wasn’t a family photo album where he posted these pics, this was his Instagram page with over 100,000 followers.

There’s no way he knows all those people, which means it’s not cool for him to post that kind of pic.

As Chelsea said repeatedly, his daughter is not a baby anymore.

Watch Teen Mom 2 online for more seriously questionable parenting decisions.

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