We"ve been waiting to meet the woman who"s never said no to a body stocking.
I"m not much of a techno-lovin" dance club kid, so I"m not familiar with singer Erika Jayne, also known as Erika Girardi.
Jayne, 46, has been on the club scene since 2007, with a string of hits to show for it. She"s been married to "uber famous" lawyer Tom Girardi for 15 years.
Tom defended residents of Hinkley, CA after their water was contaminated, earning them a $ 333 million settlement; the case inspired the movie Erin Brokovitch.
Erika and Tom are friends with Yolanda and David Foster, whom Tom calls "two extraordinarily terrific people."
Tom"s happy with Erika appearing on the show, but don"t expect to see him in any episodes.
"I told them they could photograph the back of my head twice,” Tom told The National Law Journal. “Hopefully, I dodge it.”
Anyhoo, Jayne"s big introduction features her rehearsing for an upcoming show, which involves gyrating, trying on aforementioned body stockings, and talking about how "sassy" she is.
"She"s class and ass and heels, all woman all the time and curvy," Jayne explained. "She"s over the top fabulous."
"Erika Jayne is a total rebel," she says. "If I don"t honor my inner bad girl, I"m not going to be happy."
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs tonight at 9pm ET on Bravo.
