Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Ruby Rose Ends Engagement to Phoebe Dahl, Internet Explodes with Hope

Ruby Rose has ended her engagement to long-time fiancee Phoebe Dahl.


And countless Internet users around the world are reacting to this news as if it were an early Christmas present.



“After two wonderful years together, Ruby and I have decided to part ways,” Dahl, a 27-year-old designer, told Us Weekly in an exclusive statement.


“While we still love each other and support each other in every way, it is our mutual decision to part ways. Our break is not the result of any media speculation, and we want nothing but the best for each other.


“Thank you for respecting our privacy in this very difficult time.”


An insider, meanwhile, has confirmed to E! News that the split is “completely amicable” and that Rose ad Dahl are calmly working out custody of their pets.


Rose sky-rocketed to fame due to her role on Orange is the New Black Season 3, along with her resemblance to Justin Bieber.


She announced her engagement to Dahl in March of 2014.



With that engagement now over, numerous Twitter users around the World Wide Web apparently think they have a chance with the Australian sex kitten.


Here is a sampling of their Tweets in response to the break-up news:


  • Ruby Rose and Phoebe Dahl broke up????? I’m sad but also now time to make my move lmao

  • @RubyRose is single y’all which means we gonna be together oh my god

  • uuuuuuhhhhh The entire world’s girl crush @RubyRose is officially back on the market. 

The best response of all, however, involved a fake (we assume) Christmas wish list and the implication that Ruby Rose is worth more than a strong sense of self-worth.


Also, than one million pounds…




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