Thursday, January 7, 2016

Kate Middleton Pregnant Again, Because The Tabloids Said So!

If breaking news like this come from a magazine in the supermarket checkout line, then it has to be true.




Kate Middleton Pregnant, According to Life & Style



LIfe & Style‘s cover declares that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant with her third child.

Her Royal Highness and the Duke of Cambridge, the reports claims, told their family over the holidays.

“Prince Harry couldn’t contain is excitement and was jumping up and down and cheering,” an insider revealed.


“Kate and William have always wanted to have a large family.


“But they didn’t think they would be expecting baby No. 3 quite so soon.”


Pregnancies so close to one another happen all the time, and Catherine is no exception.


However, unless it’s coming straight from Kensington Palace via a lovely press statement, it’s just gossip.


Speaking of which, how fun was that cover of OK! Magazine declaring the Queen handed William and Catherine her crown?  And a coronation is scheduled for this spring!


Goodness, me.  What a busy season the Cambridges will have.


JK this is all bullsh–


The pregnancy report is on the latest attempt to get a “scoop” on a royal birth, something the tabloids have been doing since the couple married in 2011.


So, mom, if you’re reading this, Kate isn’t pregnant.  I don’t know what the sex is because the story isn’t true.